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staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
Sorry, left out the obvious @ Op.

:synpa:

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

A ILL BREAKFAST posted:

a call girl is expensive, prostitute is a rather terse and clinical sounding term, and a whore will do it for half a sandwich and a cigarette

You pay for a term?

The gently caress is this?

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
Are you asking for a cv entry, cos there is a goon that can help you with cv's.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



SHE WAS A HOOOOOAH

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

I like to imagine op like forest Gump

And his mom is Sally field

loving for his crutches so he can hobble to computer to post

A ILL BREAKFAST
Jun 9, 2007

*unsheathes katana*

VendaGoat posted:

You pay for a term?

The gently caress is this?

maybe its a regional thing and people use prostitute in normal conversation where you live, but i have literally only heard it spoken 1) on the tv show Cops 2) in 8th grade health class 3) in gritty HBO documentaries about pimping and 4) people on the internet. when i hear the word prostitute i dont get a particular mental image, it just seems kind of nebulous. this is way too serious for this loving thread

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

frogge posted:

Thanks it was a sweet grab from an av thread. Yours is very minimalist.

i used to have a kick rear end one, but I kept getting myself banned because I have no self-control

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

A ILL BREAKFAST posted:

maybe its a regional thing and people use prostitute in normal conversation where you live, but i have literally only heard it spoken 1) on the tv show Cops 2) in 8th grade health class 3) in gritty HBO documentaries about pimping and 4) people on the internet. when i hear the word prostitute i dont get a particular mental image, it just seems kind of nebulous. this is way too serious for this loving thread

Jesus loving christ duder.

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

staberind posted:

I support the rights of this poster *Vendagoat* to shitpost at will.



Man, these D&D alignment charts have gotten weird.

H.H
Oct 24, 2006

August is the Cruelest Month

staberind posted:

But seriously. Sex Worker. TYVM.

the most sanctimonious answer

Smashurbanipal
Sep 12, 2009
ASK ME ABOUT BEING A SHITTY POSTER
A lady of lubricity that dwells in the bordello.

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine
escort, jfc you idiot

brylcreem
Oct 29, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

VendaGoat posted:

What's the difference, so I can properly refer to my mom?

Don't you mean YOUR mom, OP?

... wait ...

Gamer With Dignity
May 15, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

A ILL BREAKFAST posted:

maybe its a regional thing and people use prostitute in normal conversation where you live, but i have literally only heard it spoken 1) on the tv show Cops 2) in 8th grade health class 3) in gritty HBO documentaries about pimping and 4) people on the internet. when i hear the word prostitute i dont get a particular mental image, it just seems kind of nebulous. this is way too serious for this loving thread

Same.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
How much is your mom charging these days OP, that could be the difference in title

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Who'e

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rJmoNlBjEE

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
I call her...














often.

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We
where I'm from we call the likes of your mother night butterflies OP

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We

Hogge Wild posted:

I call her...














often.

:captainpop:

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx
im not going to dignify that with an answer, you loving bitch

Pakistani Brad Pitt
Nov 28, 2004

Not as taciturn, but still terribly powerful...



Whore is the sexiest, so I'd go with that. It's really a compliment to your mother, OP

EngineerSean
Feb 9, 2004

by zen death robot
The best one, though, is the sugar baby.

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Onkel Hedwig
Jun 27, 2007


Hogge Wild posted:

I call her...














often.

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