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you will never guess what happens next! http://www.huffingtonpost.com/ian-mackenzie/love-will-be-the-death-of-us_b_10658650.html It's a long awful read but worth it. This guy's life is like a parody of these type of stories. The story has it all! Self-indulgent prose, fertility treatments, open marriage, trip to burning man, tarot cards, Cam the hunky yoga studio co-owner, Nintendo Wii, a section of "deep introspection" framed by the lighting and stubbing out of a cigarette, un-marriage ceremony, a pregnancy, a patreon link at the end, zero self awareness, AND MORE!
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"There is no easy way to masturbate into a small plastic container. I find this out as I approach climax, simultaneously holding the container in place while stoking my erection with the other hand. " Good opener. This whole thing reads like Dr. Manhattan from Watchmen going through his love life in flat narration.
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Jun 26, 2016 11:36
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Let me be first to say cuck in this thread.
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Jun 26, 2016 11:39
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The treatment wasn’t supposed to take this long. We should have known before my planned departure to the Burning Man gathering in Nevada. I had contemplated canceling, though it was the first significant trip with my younger brother, and I didn’t want to let him down. Plus, Katherine would have felt further guilt about her body’s lack of cooperation with the hormone therapy. I don't know if he's Dr. Manhattan but he's definitely emotionally stunted.
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Jun 26, 2016 11:51
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what i can glean from this thread is a burning man attendee is unable to have children. glad of it, op
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Zombie Boat posted:The treatment wasn’t supposed to take this long. We should have known before my planned departure to the Burning Man gathering in Nevada. I had contemplated canceling, though it was the first significant trip with my younger brother, and I didn’t want to let him down. Plus, Katherine would have felt further guilt about her body’s lack of cooperation with the hormone therapy. He's basically a 30-something year old 'Free Spirit' who writes pretentiously.
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"Our shadows mingle on the path and I pull out my phone to catch the photo. “No one will ever understand us.” I write, and post the image to Facebook. lmao
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Jun 26, 2016 11:57
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Only the most devout cuckholds opt for the omega maneuver of open relationship + fertility treatments.
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A ILL BREAKFAST posted:what i can glean from this thread is a burning man attendee is unable to have children. glad of it, op The miscarriage was something he was able to move past,
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Jun 26, 2016 12:22
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this is one of the funniest 'self-righteous rear end in a top hat' stories I've read
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Jun 26, 2016 12:34
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sex man posted:I opt to spend a weekend away at a local music festival with Mya. On my way out the door, I choose a Tarot card from the deck, standard practice for ongoing insight into our relationship.
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Jun 26, 2016 12:40
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klapman posted:"Our shadows mingle on the path and I pull out my phone to catch the photo. “No one will ever understand us.” I write, and post the image to Facebook. Empty quote this until he dies then engrave it on his WiFi enabled tombstone.
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Jun 26, 2016 12:50
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post more funny poo poo from it so i dont have to read it
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Jun 26, 2016 13:08
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i can feel the pretentiousness through my browser ,i need a bath
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Jun 26, 2016 13:26
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Parallax Scroll posted:post more funny poo poo from it so i dont have to read it
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Jun 26, 2016 13:37
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klapman posted:"Our shadows mingle on the path and I pull out my phone to catch the photo. “No one will ever understand us.” I write, and post the image to Facebook.
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quote:Less than a week later, we speak on the phone. Her voice is sultry — I suggest she could have been a radio host... or a phone sex operator. Her actual profession is computer programmer. She arrives at my door with the deafening rumble of her blue Harley Davidson roadster. Cue slow motion helmet removal. Cue long black hair tumbling down her shoulders. 
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Jun 26, 2016 13:47
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So... is this a fetish or some mental condition ?? Boredom ? End-stage Capitalism ?
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Jun 26, 2016 13:49
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"compersion"
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Parallax Scroll posted:post more funny poo poo from it so i dont have to read it
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just read it every paragraph so far is quotable you wont regret it 5/5 would skim again
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Decebal posted:So... is this a fetish or some mental condition ?? Boredom ? End-stage Capitalism ? Yes
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free spirit posted:Katherine finds the paperwork online and we fill it out on the kitchen table. We agree to split the mortgage equity. I will take the vehicle, the blender, and the Nintendo Wii. She will retain “the rest of the household contents.”
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Jun 26, 2016 14:07
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im glad this idiot never considered adoption
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same guy posted:We each take one piece of paper and my pen hovers. I don’t know what to call this process. Breakup seems harsh and somehow violent. Separation feels generic and falsely benign. I arrive at... Divergence.
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Jun 26, 2016 14:16
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klapman posted:"Our shadows mingle on the path and I pull out my phone to catch the photo. “No one will ever understand us.” I write, and post the image to Facebook. Adult over the age of 30.txt
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Jun 26, 2016 14:16
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My phone won't let me cut and paste it, but the top comment is a real nice burn. He only replies the deluded weirdos who think he's a good writer, sadly.
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EL BROMANCE posted:My phone won't let me cut and paste it, but the top comment is a real nice burn. He only replies the deluded weirdos who think he's a good writer, sadly. yea lol "Truth be told, I don’t actually masturbate very often..." I'm assuming you're not including your writing in your totals here
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Jun 26, 2016 14:19
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Blue Train posted:yea lol   jeremy craig keep doin what you're doin
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Jun 26, 2016 14:23
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same guy posted:I receive a text from Katherine: “Leila was born this morning at 7:30am. 7 pounds. I did it without drugs, at home. We are well.”
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Jun 26, 2016 14:31
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I refuse to believe this is real, nice try arianna huffington
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Jun 26, 2016 14:33
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thathonkey posted:
Miskatonic U. He's seen some poo poo, yo.
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Jun 26, 2016 14:39
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https://twitter.com/virgiltexas/status/746783545193029632
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Jun 26, 2016 14:50
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I've been married three times now, and if there's one thing I've learned it's that the one sure way to have a successful open relationship is to never let your wife know you're in one.
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how fat are they?
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Jun 26, 2016 15:15
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Link the viral gen xer story
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Jun 26, 2016 15:27
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is he talking about her vag being broken.
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infertile millenial man looking at a broken vagina: so this is love.
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