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Rutibex posted:i'm pretty sure she did that intentionally, to end the farce of a relationship yeah after trying all sorts of hormone therapies and poo poo she "mysteriously" is able to have children again as soon as a new and better dude begins giving her dick. seems legit.
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it actually would make more sense if she was secretly on some sort of potent birth control the entire time the stopped for some subconscious reason when she found a good mate
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Jun 26, 2016 17:04
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Maybe the douchebag writer who destroyed his marriage lied about his fertility in his douchebag article?
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Jun 26, 2016 17:06
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client posted:lmao they do seriously get owned every time Men invented marriage for a reason and these clueless morons are messing it all up.
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Jun 26, 2016 17:07
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maybe his seed is as weak as his moral fortitude
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Jun 26, 2016 17:07
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Rutibex posted:i'm pretty sure she did that intentionally, to end the farce of a relationship Pretty much. He mentioned that they'd only check in with each other once a week at that point.
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Rutibex posted:the best part is this guys wife didn't even want an open relationship. the second she had the opportunity for monogamy with someone better she grabbed it The worst part about this is that it isnt even the first time this thing happens. Self-important men who are active on social media and lovely magazines seems to be in the high risk zone for this.
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Turtle Sandbox posted:Maybe they believe they are like, top tier men, and an open relationship is just them convincing their wife to let them sleep around? I think these are the same guys say that men biologically want to gently caress a lot of women to spread their seed.
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Jun 26, 2016 17:11
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The Kingfish posted:Men invented marriage for a reason and these clueless morons are messing it all up. "It does work both ways and, yes, I too enjoy sexual carte blanche. I just don’t use mine as much as my wife uses hers. What’s important is equality of opportunity, not outcome." Jfc these people
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Gaunab posted:I think these are the same guys say that men biologically want to gently caress a lot of women to spread their seed. Eh I've been curious once or twice but my idiot engineer nerd classmates are a huge turn off, personally Goddamnit you ninja edit
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Jun 26, 2016 17:12
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I wish his parents would weigh in in the comments section, they must've been so bummed when he emailed them to check out his article
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Jun 26, 2016 17:13
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Aralan posted:I wish his parents would weigh in in the comments section, they must've been so bummed when he emailed them to check out his article His parents are probably a couple of busted hippy freaks as well. Living in a hobbit hole too I'd bet.
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Otisburg posted:"It does work both ways and, yes, I too enjoy sexual carte blanche. I just don’t use mine as much as my wife uses hers. What’s important is equality of opportunity, not outcome." Id respect these guys more if they were pulling in more cocks than their wives at this point. It would be more impressive.
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Otisburg posted:"It does work both ways and, yes, I too enjoy sexual carte blanche. I just don’t use mine as much as my wife uses hers. What’s important is equality of opportunity, not outcome." Ie., I haven't slept with anyone else yet while Paulo continues to pound my wife into oblivion with his glistening rod
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Jun 26, 2016 17:16
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IT KEEPS HAPPENING I TOLD YOU MAN I TOLD YOU ABOUT POLYAMORY!
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Jun 26, 2016 17:25
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Germstore posted:IT KEEPS HAPPENING Great now I'm imaging polyamory with a bunch of Ron pauls
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Jun 26, 2016 17:27
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Nick Rivers posted:you will never guess what happens next! I tried to read it. I really did. But, holy poo poo is that guy melodramatic. I got to his wife trying to inject herself with fertility drugs after yoga didn't work to restore her fertility and gave up.
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quote:Purple dawn bathes the sky on the final morning of Burning Man, as my volunteer shift ends as a Guardian. I gaze upon the Temple of Transition, this palace of grief, adorned by the tears and scribblings of thousands of Burners. It is my third year drifting through Her halls, and this time, I finally understand why She is here. this loving guy...
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Bored posted:I tried to read it. I really did. But, holy poo poo is that guy melodramatic. I got to his wife trying to inject herself with fertility drugs after yoga didn't work to restore her fertility and gave up. The solution to her inability to conceive was in yoga all along, actually
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Jun 26, 2016 17:33
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nothing about this dude is cool and good just zip, zilch, nada.
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Jun 26, 2016 17:34
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quote:I spent the rest of the month on the road, returning only to pack my share of the belongings. No battle. No lawyers. Katherine finds the paperwork online and we fill it out on the kitchen table. We agree to split the mortgage equity. I will take the vehicle, the blender, and the Nintendo Wii. Good get for the Wii. It gets better
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Jun 26, 2016 17:34
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how much for chuck tingle to come in and give this manuscript a treatment?
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Jun 26, 2016 17:35
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Bored posted:I tried to read it. I really did. But, holy poo poo is that guy melodramatic. I got to his wife trying to inject herself with fertility drugs after yoga didn't work to restore her fertility and gave up. it's worth getting to the end
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Jun 26, 2016 17:35
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Dude wants to gently caress, but he feels guilty. So he manipulates his wife into letting him gently caress by showing up with a giant-rear end boos that says "101 reasons you need to let me gently caress", and pressure her into admitting she wants to gently caress too. His loving is boring and milquetoast coming-of-age bullshit (as a literal manchild, he acts like hes 17 when he's 30 over the entire article.) She gets her world rocked by glistening sex-protagonist Cameron Doe and decides that a good man (and potential father) is one who is going to be there when poo poo is rocky and not be a perpetually self-absorbed whiny bitch who runs away and cheats because he can't deal with not being a baby daddy. She gets knocked up and is happy. The only thing missing from the Quintessential Vancouver Narrative is some real estate investment, a hockey riot, and some free heroin. Thank you, Ian Mack you cowardly loser.
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Jun 26, 2016 17:36
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His dick was as hopeless as his writing
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Jun 26, 2016 17:39
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I want this man to be punched in the balls so hard he can only ejaculate a cloud of spores
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Jun 26, 2016 17:41
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Can you imagine regularly engaging with someone who, on being informed of the birth of your child, responds "So this is love. The willingness to be broken, again and again."? No wonder her ovaries refused to dump any eggs out while he was getting in there
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Jun 26, 2016 17:42
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thathonkey posted:it's worth getting to the end Yeah. I tried again. Skipped through a bunch of it and made it to his wife leaving him to raise the kid with its dad. The author is a giant douche.
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Jun 26, 2016 17:46
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I'm glad huffpo gives early 2000s livejournal users have a place to be heard
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Aralan posted:Can you imagine regularly engaging with someone who, on being informed of the birth of your child, responds "So this is love. The willingness to be broken, again and again."? No wonder her ovaries refused to dump any eggs out while he was getting in there --Hey u want anything from the store --What I want is a fleeting ache. The pain that says your desire is real, and the sudden knowledge that it spells the end of that which you cherish. --I'm leaving u
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Jun 26, 2016 18:05
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I'm lost here, what's the point of letting someone else bang your wife if you can't bring yourself to touch your own penis for a good old fashioned shame-wank? Dude did not think this through.
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Jun 26, 2016 18:09
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What a self absorbed prick, so in love with his own image he failed to see how infidelity could possibly be detrimental to his marriage.
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Jun 26, 2016 18:15
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tl;dr: i pushed for an open relationship and my wife got way more sex than me then got pregnant by another man now im sad  whoops
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Jun 26, 2016 18:16
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NotAnArtist posted:I want this man to be punched in the balls so hard he can only ejaculate a cloud of spores sure but first you need to get a microscope so you can aim your punch
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Jun 26, 2016 18:22
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A poo poo version of" Caviar" by tc Boyle where the narrator can't impregnate his wife so they get a surrogate and he starts sleeping with her too cause he's self absorbed and greedy and entitled At least that narrator could jack into a cup
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Jun 26, 2016 18:26
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Mierenneuker posted:Let me be first to say cuck in this thread. 
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Jun 26, 2016 18:29
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The doctor gives us an x-ray of the delicate “Twins” which we place on our altar at home.
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NotAnArtist posted:I want this man to be punched in the balls so hard he can only ejaculate a cloud of spores Too late hes already infertile
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Aralan posted:I wish his parents would weigh in in the comments section, they must've been so bummed when he emailed them to check out his article I'm glad you're back on SA, Aralan. 
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see this is exactly the kind of person you meet at burning man. i knew a chick once who was a burner and she wouldnt shut up about it so eventually i went on her dumb photo blog and right there in the gallery was a picture of her in the desert with her dad and she was wearing a shirt and shoes and nothing else and her puss was just falling out for all to see and i had to go to church for like a month straight just to be able to sleep at night again
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