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HAha jesus christ I have to read that thing half a paragraph at a time it's too cringeworthyquote:Katherine and I practice regular communication, though mostly I don’t see her. She embraces the openness with a vigor I’d never seen. Suddenly, she is free to entertain the secret desires she’d never confessed, perhaps even to herself. She calls ex-boyfriends to catch up, partly out of curiosity for their lives, and partly to flaunt her newfound sexual prowess. "I try to talk to my wife every now and then but mostly she's busy being out getting plowed by all her old boyfriends while I'm writing poems to a girl on tinder who says she might bang me."
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What a joke of a tiny, weird rear end little self absorbed bitch of a man.
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Aralan posted:Can you imagine regularly engaging with someone who, on being informed of the birth of your child, responds "So this is love. The willingness to be broken, again and again."? No wonder her ovaries refused to dump any eggs out while he was getting in there Also, he really should've quoted Marc Maron and went 'OH, SO THIS IS YOUR PLAY, IS IT?! YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE A BABY AT ME?! I SEE THROUGH YOUR RUSE; YOU DON'T GET TO WIN!'
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Jun 26, 2016 18:44
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aaahhaahhaha ajesus christ the self ownage is too strong im dyeingquote:
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Jun 26, 2016 18:45
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*stares angrily at grass while wife gets plowed*
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Jun 26, 2016 18:47
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I do believe this is where one would bring up the oft-misused term 'cuckfag' to describe the author.
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I begin using words like polyamorous (meaning “many loves”) and non-monogamy in conversation. I learn that you don’t make any important decisions during NRE (new relationship energy) and that compersion (taking joy in your partner’s joy) is the opposite of jealousy, but that both can exist simultaneously.
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Jun 26, 2016 18:49
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I like how he appears to be wearing some kind of shaman robe in the silhouette picture If someone sent this to me and told me it was a piece of short fiction, I would have thought it was legitimately brilliant satire. But it is real and sincere and lol
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Jun 26, 2016 18:49
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What a knob
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Jun 26, 2016 18:50
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Maybe he turned up his poetry game a few notches after hearing about his wife getting impregnated by stud doing plow pose
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it's a cool coincidence that the loudest word he ever screamed was the word "gently caress", which is also the rudest word you can ever scream.
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Jun 26, 2016 18:50
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What was the point of this article ? Honestly. It's not encouraging. Is it a cautionary tale ? I don't get it 
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Doctor Schnabel posted:I begin using words like polyamorous (meaning “many loves”) and non-monogamy in conversation. I learn that you don’t make any important decisions during NRE (new relationship energy) and that compersion (taking joy in your partner’s joy) is the opposite of jealousy, but that both can exist simultaneously. A few months ago, I tried to deal with a transguy who was in an open relationship with a transwoman who was collared by another transwoman. I got my ear full of retarded loving sayings like 'deadname' and 'compersion' and 'Truvera'
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Decebal posted:What was the point of this article ? Honestly. It's not encouraging. Is it a cautionary tale ? It was a whine blog 🍷
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Jun 26, 2016 18:52
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King of Bees posted:It was a whine blog 🍷 lol
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Decebal posted:What was the point of this article ? Honestly. It's not encouraging. Is it a cautionary tale ? you're supposed to be in awe at the depth of his suffering and the glowing wisdom these trials have granted him.
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Apoplexy posted:A few months ago, I tried to deal with a transguy who was in an open relationship with a transwoman who was collared by another transwoman.
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Apoplexy posted:I got my ear full of retarded loving sayings like 'deadname' and 'compersion' and 'Truvera'
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Aralan posted:I don't know what a truvera is, is that another trade name for Stevia I googled it and got some Spanish medical sites so I'm assuming a tranny drug they buy online (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Jun 26, 2016 19:02
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This guy just wrote a Tribeca Film Fest winning mumblecore movie.
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Jun 26, 2016 19:06
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quote:She spends most of her time with Cam. I begin hearing stories of her vibrant nature from mutual friends. “I barely recognize this woman,” says one who has known her for years. 
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Aralan posted:I don't know what a truvera is, is that another trade name for Stevia Nope. It's a whore pill for loving poz dudes. Yeah, it was really great to find out you're banging some vagina that thinks she's a dude who is also on the pre-exposure HIV prevention drug.
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Jun 26, 2016 19:07
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Excuse me, it was Truvada, not vera.
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Jun 26, 2016 19:08
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This long, winding, pretentious piece of poo poo article is worth the read. What a loving dork, glad his wife moved on
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Jun 26, 2016 19:11
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We really aren't going to get to skip the pretense of the neo-hippie movement and all its excuses and mysticism, will we?
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Apoplexy posted:Nope. It's a whore pill for loving poz dudes. Yeah, it was really great to find out you're banging some vagina that thinks she's a dude who is also on the pre-exposure HIV prevention drug. I, uh, hm.
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Jun 26, 2016 19:14
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lol as someone who doesn't want kids I laugh at this guy's whole retarded life
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Jun 26, 2016 19:15
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Minimalist Program posted:I, uh, hm.
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Jun 26, 2016 19:20
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I like this quote from the article:quote:I ask her: what do you actually want? Was this an accident? Do you still want to be with me? Do you want the three of us to co-parent?
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Aralan posted:I like this quote from the article: the...the word! it didn't filter!! ...oh wait, i see what you did. clever girl
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cuck
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i'm gay
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Horniest Manticore posted:the...the word! it didn't filter!! 
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Doctor Schnabel posted:see this is exactly the kind of person you meet at burning man. You just described like half the women on the west coast here lol. A hot 25 year old girl running around naked yelling woo in some Instagram pics is kind of fun sure but now imagine she never gets over it and a decade later she's still stomping naked in some uggs across the desert looking like someone's chubby mom
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Teikanmi posted:cuck Teikanmi posted:i'm gay You're inhuman 
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Minimalist Program posted:I, uh, hm.
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Jun 26, 2016 19:49
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holy poo poo, cuck im gay cuck im gay!!!!! CUCK IM GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Minimalist Program posted:I, uh, hm.
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Reminds me of the goon who told his girlfriend he wanted an open relationship and she responded by moving out and dumping his rear end except much more pretentious and pathetic. The worst part is he's proud of telling this story. That's the amazing thing here. "HEY WORLD, MY WIFE GOT IMPREGNATED BY A BETTER MAN THAN ME! ISN'T THAT A WONDERFUL STORY?"
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I knocked up a chick twice 
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