tell me something nice about yourself, gbs. what do you like about you?

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Cubone: May 26, 2011; Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

just think it over for a second,: there are no wrong answers. just anything nice about yourself. feel free to just say the first thing that pops into your head. are you really good at math? or perhaps you know a lot about buses?

I'll go first, so everybody can get an idea of how it should go: I have a can-do attitude about household maintenance! I replaced the broken aerator on the bathroom sink a while back, and hoo-wee, that tap hasn't splashed since.

now it's your turn! do you have the best opinions about video game breast sizes? or maybe you save a lot of money on food by buying surplus military rations?

# ? Jun 26, 2016 23:50

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Iron Prince: Aug 28, 2005; Buglord

I like dick

# ? Jun 26, 2016 23:53

Kuato: Feb 25, 2005; "I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"; Buglord

I'm a consummate tipper. I also had 80+ kills in a few rounds of Halo Reach once upon a time. :smug:

# ? Jun 26, 2016 23:56

Ein cooler Typ: Nov 26, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

I'm a cool dude

# ? Jun 26, 2016 23:57

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

Iron Prince posted:

I like dick

Same but only mine. :smuggo:

# ? Jun 26, 2016 23:57

Prettz: Sep 3, 2002

i suck at most things, but i happen to have all of the correct political opinions

# ? Jun 26, 2016 23:58

paul_soccer10: Mar 28, 2016; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

got a pretty good tan today
im buzzed and working towards drunk :]

# ? Jun 27, 2016 00:04

Hell Yeah: Dec 25, 2012

i treat people with respect, even if they don't appear to deserve it. only irl tho

# ? Jun 27, 2016 00:05

Macasaurus: Oct 12, 2012

my left hand doesnt have carpal tunnel yet

# ? Jun 27, 2016 00:06

Infidel Castro: Jun 8, 2010; Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice

nothing.

# ? Jun 27, 2016 00:16

Maoist Pussy: Feb 12, 2014; by Lowtax

Prettz posted:

i suck at most things, but i happen to have all of the correct political opinions

This, but the opposite.

# ? Jun 27, 2016 00:31

Blue Train: Jun 17, 2012

I have a big dick and sexy voice that help mitigate my otherwise nerdy demeanor

# ? Jun 27, 2016 00:34

KawaiiAtomicBombs: Apr 15, 2016; ~Ka-Boom~

I'm very open-minded

# ? Jun 27, 2016 00:34

Enfield: May 30, 2011; by Nyc_Tattoo

im the smartest person that ever lived

# ? Jun 27, 2016 00:36

mr_cramalldees: Dec 14, 2015; Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

I got a dig bick

You that read wrong

You read that wrong too

# ? Jun 27, 2016 00:37

let it mellow: Jun 1, 2000; Dinosaur Gum

I like my big donkey dick, fuckman op

# ? Jun 27, 2016 00:38

WatermelonGun: May 7, 2009

i like your mom

# ? Jun 27, 2016 00:39

Hector Beerlioz: Jun 16, 2010; aw, hec

I am extremely intelligent and ridiculously handsome.

# ? Jun 27, 2016 00:40

A CISHET SHITLORD: Sep 10, 2014; LOURDE OF THE SHITS; Pillbug

Absolutely nothing op I am irredeemable garbage barely fit to be called human and I pray for death daily despite knowing that there is no god, just in case you know

# ? Jun 27, 2016 00:42

Windows 98: Nov 13, 2005; HTTP 400: Bad post

I'm not fat

# ? Jun 27, 2016 00:42

DOMDOM: Apr 28, 2007; Fun Shoe

my dick leans to the left

# ? Jun 27, 2016 00:43

Maoist Pussy: Feb 12, 2014; by Lowtax

Like, basically, I am good at most things, but i happen to have all of the wrong political opinions

# ? Jun 27, 2016 00:44

Hector Beerlioz: Jun 16, 2010; aw, hec

I have a deep voice which a professor of mine once said was beautiful.

# ? Jun 27, 2016 00:46

givepatajob: Apr 8, 2003; One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.

I have a perfectly shaped panniculus as far as panniculi go.

# ? Jun 27, 2016 00:49

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

My extensive JO crystal collection. I could power a large industrialized country.

# ? Jun 27, 2016 00:55

gimme the GOD DAMN candy: Jul 1, 2007

i am very nice to people except on the internet

# ? Jun 27, 2016 00:58

Corn Glizzy: Jun 28, 2007

My balls are good sized

# ? Jun 27, 2016 01:00

paul_soccer10: Mar 28, 2016; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

i have a tight apple rear end and really cute pussy

# ? Jun 27, 2016 01:00

Hector Beerlioz: Jun 16, 2010; aw, hec

paul_soccer10 posted:

i have a tight apple rear end and really cute pussy

pm me

# ? Jun 27, 2016 01:02

Corn Glizzy: Jun 28, 2007

paul_soccer10 posted:

i have a tight apple rear end and really cute pussy

Pics or it didn't happen

# ? Jun 27, 2016 01:10

Nathilus: Apr 4, 2002; I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

I can give any job my 110% and knock it out of the park!

# ? Jun 27, 2016 01:13

paul_soccer10: Mar 28, 2016; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

The Rage posted:

Pics or it didn't happen

google thigh gap, i'm the first three pages

# ? Jun 27, 2016 01:17

4outof5: Nov 10, 2003; Leader of the ULT Right.
Grabbing pussy since April 2, 1994

Since the Orlando massacre I have almost learned how to suck my own dick a few more days of practice and i'm going to be cumming gallons.

# ? Jun 27, 2016 01:18

ghlbtsk: Apr 19, 2005; these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS

I have a good attitude towards menstruation. That's right, I'm the guy! The guy with a good attitude towards menstruation! Oh, I know a lot of men are made uncomfortable by this monthly miracle, but not me. No, I embrace it. Embrace it the way the way some men embrace the weekend. Why, I anticipate it the way a child anticipates Christmas!

Did you know that in a lot of native Indian cultures, menstruating woman were forced to leave the village lest their powerful magic should overwhelm the Shaman? If I were Shaman, I wouldn't be so competitive. I'd be more open and giving. I'd be a shaman with a good attitude towards menstruation!

Because after all, what is it? A cluster of blood vessels awaiting a fertilized egg, providing a safe warm place for that egg to grow. And if a life does not occur, the whole thing is flushed away and the cycle begins again. Now is that anything to be ashamed of or disgusted by? No, this is the nesting stuff of humanity!

That's why the woman I shall love will be able to menstruate as fully and freely as she desires. Even if her monthly flow should build in intensity to a raging rust colored torrent! An unbridled river of life giving blood flowing from between her legs! An awesome cataract plunging off the edge of our couch. I wouldn't be fazed! No, no, even if coureurs des bois would come up stream, battling the rapids and singing a jaunty song! I would take no offense, rather I would ford across that mighty womanly river and fetch herbal tea and Pamprin. And then I would mop her brow and admire her fecundity. For I have a good attitude towards menstruation!

# ? Jun 27, 2016 01:19

Nathilus: Apr 4, 2002; I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

ghlbtsk posted:

I have a good attitude towards menstruation. That's right, I'm the guy! The guy with a good attitude towards menstruation! Oh, I know a lot of men are made uncomfortable by this monthly miracle, but not me. No, I embrace it. Embrace it the way the way some men embrace the weekend. Why, I anticipate it the way a child anticipates Christmas!

Did you know that in a lot of native Indian cultures, menstruating woman were forced to leave the village lest their powerful magic should overwhelm the Shaman? If I were Shaman, I wouldn't be so competitive. I'd be more open and giving. I'd be a shaman with a good attitude towards menstruation!

Because after all, what is it? A cluster of blood vessels awaiting a fertilized egg, providing a safe warm place for that egg to grow. And if a life does not occur, the whole thing is flushed away and the cycle begins again. Now is that anything to be ashamed of or disgusted by? No, this is the nesting stuff of humanity!

That's why the woman I shall love will be able to menstruate as fully and freely as she desires. Even if her monthly flow should build in intensity to a raging rust colored torrent! An unbridled river of life giving blood flowing from between her legs! An awesome cataract plunging off the edge of our couch. I wouldn't be fazed! No, no, even if coureurs des bois would come up stream, battling the rapids and singing a jaunty song! I would take no offense, rather I would ford across that mighty womanly river and fetch herbal tea and Pamprin. And then I would mop her brow and admire her fecundity. For I have a good attitude towards menstruation!

Eww, gross. Im out.

# ? Jun 27, 2016 01:22

Professor Shark: May 22, 2012

I have a pretty comfy couch

# ? Jun 27, 2016 01:22

paul_soccer10: Mar 28, 2016; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Professor Shark posted:

I have a pretty comfy couch

# ? Jun 27, 2016 01:23

A CISHET SHITLORD: Sep 10, 2014; LOURDE OF THE SHITS; Pillbug

ghlbtsk posted:

I have a good attitude towards menstruation. That's right, I'm the guy! The guy with a good attitude towards menstruation! Oh, I know a lot of men are made uncomfortable by this monthly miracle, but not me. No, I embrace it. Embrace it the way the way some men embrace the weekend. Why, I anticipate it the way a child anticipates Christmas!

Did you know that in a lot of native Indian cultures, menstruating woman were forced to leave the village lest their powerful magic should overwhelm the Shaman? If I were Shaman, I wouldn't be so competitive. I'd be more open and giving. I'd be a shaman with a good attitude towards menstruation!

Because after all, what is it? A cluster of blood vessels awaiting a fertilized egg, providing a safe warm place for that egg to grow. And if a life does not occur, the whole thing is flushed away and the cycle begins again. Now is that anything to be ashamed of or disgusted by? No, this is the nesting stuff of humanity!

That's why the woman I shall love will be able to menstruate as fully and freely as she desires. Even if her monthly flow should build in intensity to a raging rust colored torrent! An unbridled river of life giving blood flowing from between her legs! An awesome cataract plunging off the edge of our couch. I wouldn't be fazed! No, no, even if coureurs des bois would come up stream, battling the rapids and singing a jaunty song! I would take no offense, rather I would ford across that mighty womanly river and fetch herbal tea and Pamprin. And then I would mop her brow and admire her fecundity. For I have a good attitude towards menstruation!

what the gently caress just happened

# ? Jun 27, 2016 01:24

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

A CISHET SHITLORD posted:

what the gently caress just happened

Haha kids in the hall. :hfive:

# ? Jun 27, 2016 01:28

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George Zimmer: Jun 28, 2008

Extremely good, plump rear end

# ? Jun 27, 2016 01:31

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