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Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
I like that my grandparents both died of cancer reasonably young and that I may also share their fate

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Worlds Smuggest
Mar 13, 2010
A good self awareness and resultant crippling depression from a lack of capitalizing on opportunities during my youth :smith:

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
i have never murdered anyone

Captain Splashback
Jan 1, 2007

BY APPOINTMENT TO HER MAJESTY
QUEEN ELIZABETH II
SPLASHBACK HOLDINGS LTD
PUCKINS AND PRINTERS PURVEYORS

vols bitch posted:

i have never murdered anyone

This is not a thread of lies for liars to post in, you filthy liar

Keep Autism Wired
Feb 22, 2009

Kristen Schaal Lub Club
I like when I cum

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe
I like that someday I will die.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
My big penis.

client
Aug 19, 2010

i can smoke, drink a beer, and pee all at the same time

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Keep Autism Wired posted:

I like when I cum

:same:

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
I would probably require a dedicated megathread to do this question any real justice.

Captain Splashback
Jan 1, 2007

BY APPOINTMENT TO HER MAJESTY
QUEEN ELIZABETH II
SPLASHBACK HOLDINGS LTD
PUCKINS AND PRINTERS PURVEYORS
I like that I straddle that borderline between fat and portly.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
upstanding citizen, work hard at life and love

drunkelberger
Jun 8, 2014
I like that I've cut back on my drinking to the point that I can actually get out of my work clothes and put on some comfortable clothes before my first double shot after work

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

WHAT IS THIS? THERAPY?!!!?!

Nic Cage dick cage
Jun 23, 2009

Lipstick Apathy

Cubone posted:

just think it over for a second,: there are no wrong answers. just anything nice about yourself. feel free to just say the first thing that pops into your head. are you really good at math? or perhaps you know a lot about buses?

I'll go first, so everybody can get an idea of how it should go: I have a can-do attitude about household maintenance! I replaced the broken aerator on the bathroom sink a while back, and hoo-wee, that tap hasn't splashed since.

now it's your turn! do you have the best opinions about video game breast sizes? or maybe you save a lot of money on food by buying surplus military rations?

I can punch your face

Captain Splashback
Jan 1, 2007

BY APPOINTMENT TO HER MAJESTY
QUEEN ELIZABETH II
SPLASHBACK HOLDINGS LTD
PUCKINS AND PRINTERS PURVEYORS
I wipe back to front.

Estranged On The Range
Oct 18, 2015
I will die someday

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

I like that I'm a good enough liar to convince people that I am likable and a person worthy of associating with.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



I like that I hate my life and that one day I will quit being such a pussy and finally kill myself

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
I have a very good memory. For example, I remember a story told by a mentally-ill German goon about how, at the age of 15...

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


I can throw playing cards with enough force and accuracy to use them as deadly weapons

tag youre fat
Aug 16, 2013

C'est l'homme ideal
charme au masculin

A CISHET SHITLORD posted:

seriously I cannot over-emphasize what a dumpster fire of a person I am

:same:

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
i can tie a cherry stem into knots with my tongue, overhand knot or figure 8 knot but not (knot :haw:) both on the same stem

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

EA GAMES' MASTERPIECE 'MADDEN 2018 G.O.A.T. EDITION' IS A GLORIOUS TRIUMPH OF ART AND TECHNOLOGY. IT BRINGS GAMEDAY RIGHT TO THE PLAYER AND WHOEVER SAYS OTHERWISE CAN, YOU GUESSED IT...
SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.

BUY IT.
I once did something right

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


I'm exceptionally polite to people working in the service industry.

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Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


But I have a tiny baby dick.

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