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*sitting in the employee lounge drinking a cool seltzer while coffee brews watching intently* "You're loving up the coffee Steve. Are you not familiar with Aristotle when he said, "The whole is greater than the sum of its parts"? It's called synergy and maybe you can get on board with it. When you pour a cup before the pot is brewed you've basically hosed over the whole team. You're a blue falcon Steve, a total buddy fucker. Now brew a new pot." *Resumes seltzer drinking.*
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Man I didn't sleep at all. Work is going to be gay as poo poo
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THE DOG HOUSE posted:Man I didn't sleep at all. Work is going to be gay as poo poo Feel ya
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I brew coffee with half the water so the coffee comes out stronger
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Renegret posted:I brew coffee with half the water so the coffee comes out stronger As long as you let the whole pot brew before diving in.
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life pro tip: when u havent gotten much sleep and need to work a full day, take amphetamines. addendum: add amphetamines to the office coffee to increase productivity and lighten everyones mood
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A ILL BREAKFAST posted:life pro tip: when u havent gotten much sleep and need to work a full day, take amphetamines. addendum: add amphetamines to the office coffee to increase productivity and lighten everyones mood This is pro. Hell, if it worked for the Nazis why wouldn't it work for Silicone Valley?
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Hey king o bees our purgatory seems to be over. Welcome back.
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this thread is making me think about coffee
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E Equals MC Hammer posted:Hey king o bees our purgatory seems to be over. Welcome back. Trust no one!
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gently caress coffee.
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Bob James posted:gently caress coffee. I'm straight
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Here we got a machine that brews each cup individually so there's absolutely 0 reason to ever speak to coworkers. We're also denied lunch if we look at each other for more than a few seconds at a time.
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E Equals MC Hammer posted:Hey king o bees our purgatory seems to be over. Welcome back. Also it got me thinking if I was ever an IK what would I do? I don't think I'd probate anyone except maybe people like dare, who actually started to come around in the end. I've never used the ignore or report buttons. So I guess I'd be a slacker IK in the end. An unnoteworthy reign.
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KomodoWagon posted:Here we got a machine that brews each cup individually so there's absolutely 0 reason to ever speak to coworkers. We're also denied lunch if we look at each other for more than a few seconds at a time. Sounds like a novel I'm writing about the future. Back to the drawing board!
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King of Bees posted:As long as you let the whole pot brew before diving in. yes I do but that's because the office coffee is trash. Once I took a cup before it was done brewing and it tasted like mud. Never again
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Renegret posted:yes I do but that's because the office coffee is trash. Once I took a cup before it was done brewing and it tasted like mud. Never again My man
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i don't talk at work, i just brood angrily and fart a lot.
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office coffee tastes like bitter burnt death it mirrors my inner self
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satanic splash-back posted:i don't talk at work, i just brood angrily and fart a lot. I got a private office and a can of air spray for show. So when someone comes in they know I can make it spring time fresh but choose not to.
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King of Bees posted:I got a private office and a can of air spray for show. So when someone comes in they know I can make it spring time fresh but choose not to. What's the regular smell if not spring time fresh?
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Mayor Glowku posted:What's the regular smell if not spring time fresh? I..I..I don't think there is a word or phrase to answer your question
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King of Bees posted:I got a private office and a can of air spray for show. So when someone comes in they know I can make it spring time fresh but choose not to. this is a powerful technique
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I am farting uncontrollably this morning Must be the lovely office coffee
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lol who makes their own coffee. my local barista sources only the finest free trade beans and roasts them xirself.
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King of Bees posted:As long as you let the whole pot brew before diving in. I don't know about coffee makers. I prefer hand pouring onto the grinds. You can channel water around the outer rim and make the most of the grinds there. Drip machines always seem to underutilize them.
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Coffee is disgusting
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i really wanna go to wawa and see what they have for breakfast but I'm due to procrastinate until 9:30 when UPS comes in.
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8 years ago my boss accused me of "stealing the heart of the coffee" by doing that. I've done it every day since.
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FrankieGoes posted:8 years ago my boss accused me of "stealing the heart of the coffee" by doing that. God bless you.
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Rasmussen posted:lol who makes their own coffee. my local barista sources only the finest free trade beans and roasts them xirself. same but xyrself
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Keep an electric kettle and instant coffee at ur desk
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I just smoke crack rocks at my desk its far more efficient
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My last place I had a great coke connect across the street. Miss those days
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King of Bees posted:*sitting in the employee lounge drinking a cool seltzer while coffee brews watching intently*  gently caress steve
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lol if your office doesn't have a keurig though in 2016
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I finished all my work before noon and now I just want to go home but I have to sit here for 5more hours.
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Applewhite posted:I finished all my work before noon and now I just want to go home but I have to sit here for 5more hours. see how much coffee you can drink in 5 hours
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