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I've lost three rosemary shrubs this spring/summer to a drat squirrel that goes all T Rex on my herb planters. I'm running low on rosemary simple syrup and gently caress buying cut herbs. Neighbors would frown on me using my housemate's 9mm to send the little rodent off to squirrel hell.
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put razor wire around and above them
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Jun 27, 2016 12:37
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I have ways to deal with your problem. But you need the sand for it.
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Jun 27, 2016 12:39
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If you're talking grit my man, lay it on me. This little shitlord has to go
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Jun 27, 2016 12:42
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Chipmunk Tossed My Salad
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Jun 27, 2016 12:43
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Do this https://youtu.be/l3Ya6z-NlDo
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Jun 27, 2016 12:45
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I was hoping this was a sexy thread. maybe the problem could be solved sexily?
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Jun 27, 2016 12:46
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Smashurbanipal posted:If you're talking grit my man, lay it on me. This little shitlord has to go Squirrel blind, scoped pellet rifle, hunting pellets, head shots. Or just buy a screened enclosure. Either way works.
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Jun 27, 2016 12:46
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If you want to kill the little poo poo, a rat trap is about the cheapest and most humane way to pull it off. If I were you I'd dress up in a squirrel costume and lay in waiting until he comes around, then mount him to assert your dominance. Are you sure this is all the actions of a single squirrel, rather than a shadowy rodent cabal?
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Jun 27, 2016 12:48
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Don't do poison though, that's just unsporting and probably extremely prolonged suffering. Maybe pungi stick traps? Watch out you don't get hit yourself!
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Jun 27, 2016 12:52
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A shadowy rodent cabal?
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Jun 27, 2016 12:55
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E Equals MC Hammer posted:A shadowy rodent cabal? They're out there. Be careful
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Jun 27, 2016 12:56
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I'm not racist but they all look the same to me. Like, how do you know it's the same squirrel every time. How high are we willing to take the body count on this? OP might have to genocide a neighborhood-load of squirrels to put a stop to it.
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Jun 27, 2016 13:01
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try dousing the bush, your house, and yourself in gasoline and light a match, OP
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Jun 27, 2016 13:18
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Buy your herbs at the grocery store like a non mongoloid human
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Jun 27, 2016 13:26
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Trap the squirrel using a live trap. Then go behind your house, fill up a garbage pail with water, and place the trap in the pail.
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Jun 27, 2016 13:33
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Trap the squirrel using a live trap. Then go behind your house, fill up a garbage pail with water, and place your head in the pail.
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Jun 27, 2016 13:37
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Buy squirrel food and feed it squirrel food and maybe it will leave your plants alone.
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Jun 27, 2016 13:39
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Befriend the squirrel and ask him nicely to gently caress off.
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Jun 27, 2016 13:46
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Jun 27, 2016 13:49
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Bob James posted:Befriend the squirrel and ask him nicely to gently caress off. That doesn't sound like something a friend would do
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Jun 27, 2016 13:53
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Defiance posted:Trap the squirrel using a live trap. Then go behind your house, fill up a garbage pail with water, and place your head in the pail. This works too
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Jun 27, 2016 13:59
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Buy a cat. Or this....this is much better holy poo poo.
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Jun 27, 2016 14:06
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Was expecting squirrel performing cunnilingus on OP, was disappointed.
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Jun 27, 2016 17:13
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Have you considered shooting them with a gun? Plus you can always eat them.
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Jun 27, 2016 17:15
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Applewhite posted:Was expecting squirrel performing cunnilingus on OP, was disappointed. I thought squirrels gobbled nuts though
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Jun 27, 2016 17:42
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don't hurt the squirrel
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Jun 27, 2016 17:43
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Squirrels are loving assholes. I look out my window the other day, and one of those little shits is digging a hole in the middle of my drat lawn. Why? There is nothing there! gently caress YOU SQUIRREL!
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Jun 27, 2016 17:52
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Squirrels are cool.
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Jun 27, 2016 18:13
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live trap it and drive it to the local nature center it's good karma
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Jun 27, 2016 19:45
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not part of animals doing thing series; not gonna read
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Jun 27, 2016 19:50
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Thought this was another skylark parody thread
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Jun 27, 2016 19:52
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In the gardening thread they had this trap where the squirrels drowned under a bunch of apples in a bucket. Drowning an animal seems pretty hosed up though, I'd rather blow their drat faces off with a shotgun insta-gib.
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Jun 27, 2016 19:58
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Fuggin squirrels. 😠
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Jun 27, 2016 19:59
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Get a strong pellet rifle and they'll go down. I suggest killing the queen mother and the rest of the vermin will follow.
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Jun 27, 2016 20:01
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Grow your herbs in a planter inside on the windowsill.
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Jun 27, 2016 20:06
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do this and post results https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dj7BqwNo1Sg
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Jun 27, 2016 20:08
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jlechem posted:Get a strong pellet rifle and they'll go down. I suggest killing the queen mother and the rest of the vermin will follow. Oh h3||z no. Pellet guns with enough power to kill a squirrel are expensive and suck dick. A .22lr is the weapon of choice for sqirls.
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Jun 27, 2016 20:14
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Roger Craig posted:I thought squirrels gobbled nuts though So obviously a departure from that would be noteworthy enough to make the subject of a thread.
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Applewhite posted:So obviously a departure from that would be noteworthy enough to make the subject of a thread. Make a CYOA where a gay squirrel antagonist gobbles nuts.
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