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Maldoror posted:live trap it and drive it to the local nature center I'm sure they'll appreciate the vermin donation, squirrels are very rare and endangered.
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Jun 27, 2016 20:44
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lol the squirrel sounds like a seasoned bush eater
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Jun 27, 2016 20:53
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Applewhite posted:So obviously a departure from that would be noteworthy enough to make the subject of a thread. So many layers drat
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Jun 27, 2016 20:53
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11 ways squirrels are complete assholes. #8 will blow your nuts off.
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Jun 27, 2016 21:08
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gently caress you jackass I already posted the video
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Jun 27, 2016 22:23
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Trap the loving thing in a critter cage and drive it 20 miles away to a nice nut infested park.
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Jun 27, 2016 22:39
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Get him drunk and then teabag him.
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Jun 27, 2016 22:42
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Instead of passive-aggressively inviting the internet to mock it, OP should confront the squirrel directly and forthrightly.
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Jun 27, 2016 23:18
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Judging from the thread so far, it seems like folks are torn between two methods of pest disposal. 1) trap and send to sleep with the fishes. 2)Conceal myself within the herb patch, weaving together a facsimile of a rosemary shrub from store bought rosemary, and my pubes. supported by my penis, turgid at the thought of ending the squirrel menace. When the little poo poo comes in for a nibble, execute him with extreme prejudice, 9mm to the dome.
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Smashurbanipal posted:Judging from the thread so far, it seems like folks are torn between two methods of pest disposal. I'd be a little nibble for sure
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Jun 28, 2016 00:35
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Biggest issue is see it this. If I miss the squirrel, I'm likely to have blown off a major part of my dick.
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Jun 28, 2016 00:40
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A katana would be the honorable way to do it.
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Jun 28, 2016 00:41
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I like how a solid 1/3 of the comments on that squirrel launcher video are people who are super upset and think that being thrown maybe 20 feet would hurt a 1lb squirrel. Especially the ones calling whoever made the thing hosed up and wishing pain/death upon them. How are people so dumb and easily offended?
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Jun 28, 2016 00:46
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Smashurbanipal posted:Biggest issue is see it this. If I miss the squirrel, I'm likely to have blown off a major part of my dick. Major minor
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Jun 28, 2016 00:48
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Machai posted:gently caress you jackass I already posted the video suck my dick 
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Jun 28, 2016 01:42
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My husband tried the catch and release with a chipmunk that was wrecking our poo poo. He took it to a nice park and let it go. Got back into the car to drive happily home and the little fucker ran out in front of his car and he squished it. So you could try running it over. Paint a squirrel sized crosswalk on the ground and wait for it to attempt to safely cross.
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Jun 28, 2016 01:51
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cnut posted:suck my dick can't find it  ill go get my microscope
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Jun 28, 2016 02:26
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Lt. Tanaka posted:Trap the loving thing in a critter cage and drive it 20 miles away to a nice nut infested park. Where does your mom hang out at night?
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Jun 28, 2016 02:32
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Machai posted:can't find it   
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Jun 28, 2016 03:34
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maybe he tried the dick-shrub trick and shot it off???? 
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Jun 28, 2016 03:41
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Smashurbanipal posted:maybe he tried the dick-shrub trick and shot it off???? I'd ask you what the "dick-shrub trick" is but I'm about to go to bed and don't want to have nightmares G'night GBS. See you tomorrow 
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Jun 28, 2016 03:54
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Goodnight, sweet dreams. I'll miss you.
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Jun 28, 2016 04:06
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Tace Vim posted:I was hoping this was a sexy thread. 
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Jun 28, 2016 04:24
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Absolute Lithops posted:Instead of passive-aggressively inviting the internet to mock it, OP should confront the squirrel directly and forthrightly. OP's next thread: Squirrel Kicks My rear end
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Jun 28, 2016 05:30
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Agreed. He got you good.
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Jun 28, 2016 05:31
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Machai posted:Chipmunk Tossed My Salad
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Jun 28, 2016 08:20
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Dave_Indeed posted:In the gardening thread they had this trap where the squirrels drowned under a bunch of apples in a bucket. Drowning an animal seems pretty hosed up though, I'd rather blow their drat faces off with a shotgun insta-gib. Those squirrels wouldn't have drowned. A bucket of apples is not airtight, for a start, for any drowning to have taken place. Dave, what I'm trying to say here, and I hope you'll perhaps be comforted to learn rather than it be too, uhhh, crushing for you to hear, is that those squirrels you speak of they did not drown.
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Jun 28, 2016 09:59
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Consider a crossbow or javelin, or other such quiet and lethal projectiles. How good are you with shuriken?
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Jun 28, 2016 10:31
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Give the squirrel AIDS, and when the DOI tells all the squirrels to practice safe, monogamous sex until they can get the outbreak under control, scream about bigotry and homophobia until the director resigns and the advice rescinded. Then, promote wild squirrel loving as a badge of honor. Bam, squirrel problem solved.
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Millions of Crows posted:Consider a crossbow or javelin, or other such quiet and lethal projectiles. How good are you with shuriken? Back in the days before 9/11, I bought some shuriken from an old street vendor in SF's Chinatown. I don't know what my parents were thinking, cause I made it pretty obvious I would
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