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I don't know why Our Lord insists on punishing me solely via plumbing leaks, but he's done it again. The toilet broke right before I got in the shower and sprayed/leaked/whatever all over the floor for 10 minutes: I shut off the water and threw a shitload of towels down on the floor and then ran downstairs to this: Except that's like an hour later, so it was a lot worse before. Threw down a bunch of towels and tupperware containers and then came back later and replaced them with better/deeper containers: I called Servpro and they sent out some people. Last time I had a leak I didn't call someone like them and my insurance company said I probably shoulda so this time I did. They put tape all over everything: Then they did this, I'm not sure why, but I hear spray paint sounds coming from inside it so I think maybe they're going to paint a motorcycle in there or something: Then they told me they were gonna take a lunch break so I was like cool, while you're doing it I'm going to run up to the gas station and get a pint of rum since I had to take the day off and since this sucks rear end I might as well at least be drunk for it. Except when I was about to leave one of them came back in and asked to use the microwave and I said sure and now 25 minutes later he's still sitting in my living room using his cooler as a chair and eating his lunch and watching youtube videos on his phone. I'm gonna try and get a picture of him but if he sees me doing it it could get awkward. Sorry this thread sucks but I figured people could laugh at me and tell me how much this is going to cost and probably point out why I'm an idiot.
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# ? Jun 27, 2016 20:54 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 23:30 |
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Sometimes I enjoy being a renter.
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# ? Jun 27, 2016 20:56 |
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FrankieGoes posted:I don't know why Our Lord insists on punishing me solely via plumbing leaks, but he's done it again. The toilet broke right before I got in the shower and sprayed/leaked/whatever all over the floor for 10 minutes: i like fixing money pits sign the deed over to me
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# ? Jun 27, 2016 20:58 |
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ur supposed to chew up the cum before you spit it into the can
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# ? Jun 27, 2016 20:59 |
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Now they brought in a bunch of these things: and these things: And they put plastic all over the place which the cats hate walking on so it's pretty funny to see them trying to go up and down the stairs using the 3" that isn't covered by plastic, but I think they must have put it down for some reason beyond that: I didn't get a picture of the lunch eater, right after I posted the other two guys came back in and they went back to work. Maybe I'm a weirdo but it seems pretty loving odd to me to sit in my living room on a cooler eating your lunch while your two coworkers are sitting out in the vans. I should make the bastard go buy me a bottle of rum.
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# ? Jun 27, 2016 21:03 |
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Set your house on fire to make the water evaporate
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# ? Jun 27, 2016 21:04 |
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It's too bad you let your insurance lapse and this is going to cost $36,000
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# ? Jun 27, 2016 21:05 |
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OctoberBlues posted:It's too bad you let your insurance lapse and this is going to cost $36,000 My insurance is built into my mortgage payment otherwise I would undoubtedly have let it lapse. But I'm sure they'll probably now drop me and I'll have to get whatever the home insurance equivalent of SR-22 drunk driver car insurance is.
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# ? Jun 27, 2016 21:10 |
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They finished assembling the spray booth and went outside, I think to get the motorcycle frame.
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# ? Jun 27, 2016 21:11 |
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FrankieGoes posted:They finished assembling the spray booth and went outside, I think to get the motorcycle frame. I'm sorry about your house, Frankie, and I wish you luck with repairing it.
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# ? Jun 27, 2016 21:13 |
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They're gonna replace a piece of sheetrock on your ceiling, how is this not obvious to you?
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# ? Jun 27, 2016 21:15 |
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They are going to murder OP in that "clean room" and he's just letting them build it
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# ? Jun 27, 2016 21:16 |
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i hate to alarm you but all indications point towards your living in what field experts call a 'doom house'
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# ? Jun 27, 2016 21:16 |
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Captain Yossarian posted:They are going to murder OP in that "clean room" and he's just letting them build it poo poo, you'd think I'd have figured that out, I watched the first four seasons of Dexter. And they're in between me and my guns. What do I do?
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# ? Jun 27, 2016 21:18 |
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kill them all obv
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# ? Jun 27, 2016 21:19 |
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Ask them what they're going to do to your house, in a sexily confused voice.
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# ? Jun 27, 2016 21:20 |
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Ask them what they're going to do to your house, in a sexually confused voice.
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# ? Jun 27, 2016 21:20 |
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yeah I've been haunting your plumbing sorry OP. I figured no one would notice if you just went in your pants anyway.
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# ? Jun 27, 2016 21:22 |
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Ask them what they're going to do to your house, in a sexually confused voice.
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# ? Jun 27, 2016 21:23 |
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ask them if they need to be paid the full amount or if you can "work it out some other way"
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# ? Jun 27, 2016 21:25 |
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You could also place a stereo near them and blast this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wv-34w8kGPM
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# ? Jun 27, 2016 21:26 |
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I'm surprised your husband left you alone with three handymen in the house.
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# ? Jun 27, 2016 21:27 |
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OctoberBlues posted:Ask them what they're going to do to your house, in a sexually confused voice. For real though, the OP should ask the plumbers what they're going to do to his house, in a sexually confused voice.
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# ? Jun 27, 2016 21:27 |
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Now they rigged this up, I think so all my blood will get sprayed outside for easy hosing off once they're done with me. But while they were doing it I crept past them and got to my guns, so now I'm sitting in a kitchen chair eyeing them suspiciously with an AR-15 on my lap.
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# ? Jun 27, 2016 21:30 |
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Oh man trust me when I say I feel for you , they are going to leave those loving things on for about 4 days straight and on the third day as you listen to the nightmare screams of those fans at 3 o'clock a.m. your sanity will finally go
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# ? Jun 27, 2016 21:31 |
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Oh and also expect your power bill to be at least twice what it usually is next month
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# ? Jun 27, 2016 21:32 |
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OP is a girl? *frantically tries to remove ring and work up a boner at the same time.* *trips over small dog* *shits pants, dies* So if the leak is in the bathroom why is he in your living room tearing up the ceiling?
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# ? Jun 27, 2016 21:32 |
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poo poo, they just brought in two Sawzalls I think shits about to get real. I totally saw this episode of Dexter.
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# ? Jun 27, 2016 21:33 |
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ASk them, in a sexually disoriented way, what their plans are re: your house.
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# ? Jun 27, 2016 21:33 |
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Dave_Indeed posted:So if the leak is in the bathroom why is he in your living room tearing up the ceiling? I'm not sure. I tried to ask them but I'm not sure they speak English.
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# ? Jun 27, 2016 21:34 |
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# ? Jun 27, 2016 21:36 |
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If this takes more than one day, tonight after they leave move all their tape and curtains about 6" to the side
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# ? Jun 27, 2016 21:37 |
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guy on lunch break eats lunch and plays with his phone. you definitely will have a problem with him, as he is a clone of adolf hitler.
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# ? Jun 27, 2016 21:38 |
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Minimalist Program posted:ASk them, in a sexually disoriented way, what their plans are re: your house. make sure not to panic and poo poo yourself mid sentence. retain eye contact. this is p much like a longer version of getting pizza hut
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# ? Jun 27, 2016 21:39 |
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Serious Frolicking posted:guy on lunch break eats lunch and plays with his phone. you definitely will have a problem with him, as he is a clone of adolf hitler. I freaking hate that guy but also respect him.
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# ? Jun 27, 2016 21:40 |
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They're smoking weed in there.
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# ? Jun 27, 2016 21:40 |
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lol
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# ? Jun 27, 2016 21:40 |
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that's a sex tent.
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# ? Jun 27, 2016 21:40 |
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hotbox the plastic murder room
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# ? Jun 27, 2016 21:41 |
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Act all confused about the sex tent and then ask the plumbers what they plan on doing with it.
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