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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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gently caress THE DH

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Mike_V
Jul 31, 2004

3/18/2023: Day of the Dorks
It's a really a shame that Cardinals ownership is taking Hungo away from us. Yesterday it was the Orient, today it's talking about how the women in Costa Rica are stronger than the girls in Haiti and maybe that's why there are more home runs this year (due to better baseballs)

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
Hahaha. Jake so mad at his own pitching that he decides to launch a home run.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
DFA Coglan now. I'll completely suck for half of what he makes.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
gently caress THE DH :woop:

Arrieta batting better than he's pitching today.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Sydin posted:

gently caress THE DH :woop:

Arrieta batting better than he's pitching today.

He's channeling Carlos Zambrano

Explosionface
May 30, 2011

We can dance if we want to,
we can leave Marle behind.
'Cause your fiends don't dance,
and if they don't dance,
they'll get a Robo Fist of mine.


gently caress the DH indeed! :woop:

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Kevlar v2.0 posted:

I can't wait til an Arrieta walk ties it up in the bottom again.

welp

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
No, Jake... I said STOP pitching like rear end. STOP.

Mike_V
Jul 31, 2004

3/18/2023: Day of the Dorks
Wainwright is washed up.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
What's wrong with you, Jake? You have me worried. :(

shadok
Dec 12, 2004

You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.
Fun Shoe
Tulo gets a standing ovation for his first AB at Coors Field since the trade last year. You are classy, Rockies fans.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute

Mike_V posted:

Wainwright is washed up.

Between Arrieta, Waino, and Syndergaard, it's quite the Ace Pitcher Pity Party today.

Some Numbers
Sep 28, 2006

"LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"

shadok posted:

Tulo gets a standing ovation for his first AB at Coors Field since the trade last year. You are classy, Rockies fans.

Yeah, that was really nice.

Mike_V
Jul 31, 2004

3/18/2023: Day of the Dorks

Sydin posted:

Between Arrieta, Waino, and Syndergaard, it's quite the Ace Pitcher Pity Party today.

It's been all year for Waino basically.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Jesus Christ, Kris. :stare:

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Bryant has decided he's going to make up for all the Cubs lack of offense by himself tonight.

Explosionface
May 30, 2011

We can dance if we want to,
we can leave Marle behind.
'Cause your fiends don't dance,
and if they don't dance,
they'll get a Robo Fist of mine.


Retail Slave posted:

What's wrong with you, Jake? You have me worried. :(

It's all my fault.

Explosionface posted:

Oh and my Arrieta jersey arrived today. So if Arrieta turns into a big fat pumpkin after today, I'm so terribly sorry.

Mike_V
Jul 31, 2004

3/18/2023: Day of the Dorks
Alex Reyes, please save us.

TheIncredulousHulk
Sep 3, 2012

Chi Chi is terrible

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.


Maybe stop throwing the curveball Waino. :suicide:

Mike_V
Jul 31, 2004

3/18/2023: Day of the Dorks
Cardinals starting pitching outside of Martinez has been Very Bad this year.

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.
I'm gonna become one of those guys who constantly has to state whether or not something was Classy. From now on, my only opinions will be:

-"That was pure class. Well done."
-"No class."
-"Wow, classy."(Sarcastic)

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
You wasted Bryant's double, Cubs :mad:

Retail Slave posted:

What's wrong with you, Jake? You have me worried. :(

It's nothing new, he's been having tons of control issues and walking a shitload of batters this season. He's just also been getting lucky with LOB and managing to minimize the damage, but that's finally bouncing back a bit.

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.


Mike_V posted:

Cardinals starting pitching outside of Martinez has been Very Bad this year.

Wacha has turned the corner I think. but yeah.

Mike_V
Jul 31, 2004

3/18/2023: Day of the Dorks
Alright time to hit a bunch of dingers to shut up this small ball garbage team.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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our bullpen is trash

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Cubs bullpen wasting absolutely no time blowing the game.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Hamilton has already stolen second, just give him the base and save us the time.

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


Chexoid posted:

I'm gonna become one of those guys who constantly has to state whether or not something was Classy. From now on, my only opinions will be:

-"That was pure class. Well done."
-"No class."
-"Wow, classy."(Sarcastic)

Don't forget "You're like school on Sunday. No class."

Armitage
Aug 16, 2005

"Mathman's not here." "Oh? Where is he?" "He's in the Mathroom."
To be fair the Nationals are the best team in the NL East.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Oh boy Strop coming in with RISP

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮

TheIncredulousHulk posted:

Chi Chi is terrible

Good.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


it's time for contreras

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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KRIS BRYANT IS EVERYTHING THAT IS HANDSOME AND GOOD ABOUT BASEBALL

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


goodness me that was a loving bomb

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=


The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

this bryant fellow is pretty good i guess

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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BACK TO BACK :woop:

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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


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