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Most goons are, at this point, in their late 20s, and early 30s. If you're anywhere below this lmao why are you here. Now that you are here though your music taste is basically wrong and stupid and out of date. Young people view the 90s the same way we view the 80s: Awful and forgettable. If you have a Slipknot or Nirvana t-shirt laying around somewhere you should throw it away or burn it because your music taste is stupid and old and maybe you should go and watch some re-runs or Daria you loving idiot. You're basically listening to the musical equivalent of Abba. There are 3 terms you need to know in 2016 when it comes to music: Deep House. Tropical House. Chillstep. quote:But Neutral Milk Hotel! News Flash my dude, if you play your own instruments at this point you're borderline Dadrock. The story goes that a long time ago Black People in America invented House Music, but given that American is a racist shithole they generally hated House music. In fairness, most House music is a random segment of someone going 'So you know, ugh, thats how it worked out.' repeated 100 times over a bassline. So it's understandable that people generally didn't like it, however, Europe didn't, and we've been working with it ever since. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRk_D1UMPsI Germany were big fans of House, and helped to pioneer European House, and subsequently the stupid generalized idea of 'Eurobeat' Among Americans. The rave scene was always huge in Europe, and our biggest contribution to this music scene has been entire genre's like 'Happy Hardcore', and 'Acid House'. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrLPz4QGRJ8 Basically, we own EDM now. 2012+ saw a huge revival in the EDM scene, not that it ever went away but previously it was dominated by bland R&B & Pop from the U.S. as rappers tried to cling to their dying music genre by attaching themselves to R&B. And don't argue for a fat minute that rap isn't dying. It is. Every time a someone like Pitbull tries to attach himself to David Guetta or Nicki Minaj, rap dies a little more. You can bring up poo poo like Run The Jewels all day long, it's going underground and rap will be better for it. No one loving cares about Rap anymore and thats a good thing for Rap as a whole. You may be familiar with 2012's modern EDM revival, even if you don't know it. Tracks like 'Starships', and 'Don't you worry child' are satisfactory classified under 'Big Room House'. Basically anything you've been hearing in the club/on the radio the last 3 years. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1y6smkh6c-0 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeIJmciN8mo Typical big room. This is all fine though, and even though you may not be a big fan of Big Room, as I said earlier: Deep House, Chillstep, and TropicalHouse are all huge right now and they're arguably the 3 biggest genres to even bother with at the moment. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNwY8JCBm6o A good example of somewhere between Deephouse & Big Room. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qj5zT4t7S6c https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rn9AQoI7mYU A reasonably good example of Tropical House. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQVxUICOCWA This whole set is prime Chillstep. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FG25bpL0N-g Dubstep still strong, and Flume is just owning poo poo left right & center right now. The moral of the story is: Your music taste is probably profoundly outdated and poo poo right now. If you're go-to sounds are retards playing their own instruments then you're wrong about music and it's current direction. If you hate EDM, and its sub-genre's you're a big silly sausage and need to get your head in the game. Try not to be a Dad when it comes to music, and learn to adapt. Love you. XXX e. Vaporwave is an ironic comedy option don't be tricked. Ape Fist fucked around with this message at 01:51 on Jun 28, 2016 |
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I'm liking this new Island boy album
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Jun 28, 2016 01:52
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Also SUCK MY rear end
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Jun 28, 2016 01:54
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thanks op
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Jun 28, 2016 01:54
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someone made a post about spandau ballet a couple weeks ago and Ive had True stuck in my head ever since
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Jun 28, 2016 01:55
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Can I still listen to Kombi though https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrfp-t5pwTs
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Jun 28, 2016 01:55
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i like metal
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Jun 28, 2016 01:55
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White people thinking they understand music will never stop being hilarious.
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Jun 28, 2016 01:56
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sorry i only listen to the jonestown death tape over and over again
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Every single one of those examples is mislabeled to the genre, none of them are right lmbo
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a hole-y ghost posted:Can I still listen to Kombi though Yes of course. vols bitch posted:i like metal lmao. Fenarisk posted:Every single one of those examples is mislabeled to the genre, none of them are right lmbo fight me
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modern EDM is trash, though?????
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i only listen to literally just a man crying for 90 minutes, on cassette
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White people have always loved rave and trance, and any other tecchy sounding music that you take drugs to.
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Ape Fist posted:Yes of course.
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:White people thinking they understand music will never stop being hilarious. explain Four Tet
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I like Sara Barielles, but I wish she made better music. I like Ingrid Michaelson's music but wish she was more appealing as a human. Last year's Carly Rae Jepsen album was mind-blowingly good.
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Jun 28, 2016 01:59
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Tryhard trend chasing will never be cool. Op eats poo poo
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Wicker Man posted:White people have always loved rave and trance, and any other tecchy sounding music that you take drugs to. This is true. Also raging now a days https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdiOVZ1MXrY&t=165s
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General Dog posted:Last year's Carly Rae Jepsen album was mind-blowingly good. Sometimes coal produces a diamond. Rape Stink posted:Tryhard trend chasing will never be cool. Op eats poo poo One day RHCP will put shirts on but not before their fatguts stretch out their tattoos.
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Thanks OP, this really isn't quite my speed but it's nice having a post with a bunch of new information in it. I feel like if I wasn't constantly drunk and/or suicidal this music would resonate with me a lot better but as it is now I just kinda listen to noisecore and play old SNES games on an emulator on my jailbroken Wii and drink whiskey straight out the bottle while my girlfriend, and also I'm starting to suspect my cats, just look on in pitying disgust. I do like that Galatnis song though.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvdFnINlN6Q I want to build a shanty inside this song and live there for a long time.
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Since the OP is a certified retard™ here's what actual deep house actually sounds like, running the spectrum from sleepy time to good times https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDxJlW6cxRk (actual deep house) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIJ5XvZeb-k (better deep house) Also deep house is pretty 2015, Future House is where it's at presently https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPnEXx1vwVA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHXPkmeL0WY
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simpson's wave is legit
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thanks for the horrible music that sucks moron
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pink Floyd owns
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kiss the poo poo from my rear end OP
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Edm sucks unless it's blasted on 30" subs and you're all gacked out
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Stuntman posted:modern EDM is trash, though????? anything called EDM is by definition "modern EDM" there was lots of good dance music around - including stuff that is 100% electronic - well before anyone started calling it that
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Ape Fist posted:One day RHCP will put shirts on but not before their fatguts stretch out their tattoos. They've been trying desperately to get that Californication lightning in a bottle again and failed miserably at it for sixteen years, but I'm going to be honest I really dig their new single https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0oIoR9mLwc ElectricSheep fucked around with this message at 02:48 on Jun 28, 2016 |
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I want to listen to something dark and aggressive like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-sgw9bPV4A Can I get any recommendations? Or is trap already old school? I only discovered it a few weeks ago.
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Jun 28, 2016 02:33
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i only listen to rap op
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but thanks for posting a bunch of lovely music lol
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news flash, jackhole! they already perfected music and it s called "the mortal kkmbat song" https://youtu.be/UMf40daefsI
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Jun 28, 2016 02:40
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what about "skramz" is that still cool?
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gargle my balls
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Call me when they start making good 80's metal like Manowar and Iron Maiden.
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Jun 28, 2016 02:47
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Why did u write this like you're dropping knowledge bombs when you're just posting songs played in convenience stores and TV commercials
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yo op you down with Hamilton? dope's sikk as fukk
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