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natetimm posted:It should have been an expansion but they designed new characters and sold it as an overpriced stand-alone instead. The new characters are cool, but the boss fights are mostly poo poo, there's tons of backtracking over the same areas, and lots of the areas are low-gravity jumping puzzles, which would be fine if their engine didn't have the wonkiest loving hit detection ever. I can't count the amount of times I got caught on the environment in Borderlands 2 because someone put a small ramp or tiny step there. Now, imagine that poo poo with lovely low-g jumping puzzles. Also, everyone is really gratingly Australian or British because it was made in Australia. Oh, and a bunch of the crazy unique guns are just straight-up copies from Borderlands 2. They added laser guns which are meh. Also created a ton of DLC which they sold separately at regular prices which kind of sucked considering the game was something like half the size and length of Borderlands 2. what's with all of these idiot wordposts in gbs now? like who types this up and is like "haha yeah i'm expecting known shitposter business gorillas to read this"
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Business Gorillas posted:what's with all of these idiot wordposts in gbs now? like who types this up and is like "haha yeah i'm expecting known shitposter business gorillas to read this" You read it and liked it.
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natetimm posted:It should have been an expansion but they designed new characters and sold it as an overpriced stand-alone instead. The new characters are cool, but the boss fights are mostly poo poo, there's tons of backtracking over the same areas, and lots of the areas are low-gravity jumping puzzles, which would be fine if their engine didn't have the wonkiest loving hit detection ever. I can't count the amount of times I got caught on the environment in Borderlands 2 because someone put a small ramp or tiny step there. Now, imagine that poo poo with lovely low-g jumping puzzles. Also, everyone is really gratingly Australian or British because it was made in Australia. Oh, and a bunch of the crazy unique guns are just straight-up copies from Borderlands 2. They added laser guns which are meh. Also created a ton of DLC which they sold separately at regular prices which kind of sucked considering the game was something like half the size and length of Borderlands 2. ok
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Fojar38 posted:lol you saw this fuckin game and though "this is a game i will spend money on" to be fair, even knowing the context of this thread, I kinda want it
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natetimm posted:It should have been an expansion but they designed new characters and sold it as an overpriced stand-alone instead. The new characters are cool, but the boss fights are mostly poo poo, there's tons of backtracking over the same areas, and lots of the areas are low-gravity jumping puzzles, which would be fine if their engine didn't have the wonkiest loving hit detection ever. I can't count the amount of times I got caught on the environment in Borderlands 2 because someone put a small ramp or tiny step there. Now, imagine that poo poo with lovely low-g jumping puzzles. Also, everyone is really gratingly Australian or British because it was made in Australia. Oh, and a bunch of the crazy unique guns are just straight-up copies from Borderlands 2. They added laser guns which are meh. Also created a ton of DLC which they sold separately at regular prices which kind of sucked considering the game was something like half the size and length of Borderlands 2. The borderlands games suck idiot
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I try playing the first one but after shooting the same womprats over and over I play perfect dark instead
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remember that time retarded goons were gifting each other bad rats so much it actually raised enough money for the developer to greenlight a sequel
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Jun 28, 2016 05:07
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Pls explain the story more
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crabcakes66 posted:Star Citizen Yeah, but WINDOWS XP posted:this is a thread to discuss low-budget, poor-quality games, released in the hopes of being purchased by unsuspecting customers
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Jun 28, 2016 05:13
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Nonviolent J posted:Pls explain the story more that's p much it. bad rats is a lovely as fuckin hell game that goons bought in droves to send to other goons as some kind of gay "prank" and this led the developer to conclude that the game was good and in high demand so they recently started production on a sequel
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Iron Prince posted:remember that time retarded goons were gifting each other bad rats so much it actually raised enough money for the developer to greenlight a sequel Steam itself gave me a copy for Christmas one year from that lovely Christmas sale prize poo poo before it became a joke. 
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Jun 28, 2016 05:33
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Aralan posted:The borderlands games suck idiot 2 is a lot of fun with friends and if you modify the loot drops.
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Iron Prince posted:that's p much it. bad rats is a lovely as fuckin hell game that goons bought in droves to send to other goons as some kind of gay "prank" and this led the developer to conclude that the game was good and in high demand so they recently started production on a sequel i can't say i'm necessarily surprised, but still
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border;lands is one of the shittiest games to ever exist
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natetimm posted:2 is a lot of fun with friends and if you modify the loot drops.
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symbolic posted:goons started the trend of gifting Bad Rats to your friends? don't necessarily know if goons "started" it but they completely went all-in on bad rats regardless. if you participate in any kind of goon gift exchange you're gonna get either AIDS or bad rats.
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Iron Prince posted:if you participate in any kind of goon gift exchange you're gonna get either AIDS or bad rats.
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powerofrecall posted:
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This is my list of most regrettable full price purchases (The lesson is never buy anything at full price). - Thief 4/Thi4f - Hitman Absolution - Bioshock Infinite - Sleeping Dogs
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Jun 28, 2016 09:27
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Bioshock Infinite is a bad game.
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Your Dead Gay Son posted:This PIECE OF poo poo Fell for this as an 8 year old kid.....
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popular game is bad. in fact it is so bad that it ruined my life and now i spend all my time uploading videos of me crying to youtube.
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Serious Frolicking posted:popular game is bad. in fact it is so bad that it ruined my life and now i spend all my time uploading videos of me crying to youtube. This would probably make you a really popular youtuber.
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Aralan posted:Actually, I think you'll find that overwatch is good oh i agree that was just a little GBS metahumor for all my real goons out there who read the owatch thread
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Jun 28, 2016 12:26
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TheMostFrench posted:This is my list of most regrettable full price purchases (The lesson is never buy anything at full price). I just got Bioshock Infinite for 9 dollars and I still can't bring myself to play it past the four hour mark. I don't understand why it bores me so much - I've never played a Bioshock before but shooting crows at people and then setting the crows on fire seems like it should be good fun but it just isn't. Wasn't sleeping dogs the really sweet gta-in-hong kong game? Game was awesome.
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Jun 28, 2016 12:39
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Getting roped into a game of cornhole.
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Peebla posted:I just got Bioshock Infinite for 9 dollars and I still can't bring myself to play it past the four hour mark. I don't understand why it bores me so much - I've never played a Bioshock before but shooting crows at people and then setting the crows on fire seems like it should be good fun but it just isn't. Sleeping dogs was a boatload of fun. Otoh, I hadn't played a sandbox game since GTA2.
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The Dark Souls games are easy garbage for babies. Is that the sort of answer you are after OP or would you rather I go with Extreme Paintbrawl?
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Your Dead Gay Son posted:This PIECE OF poo poo I had this and actually enjoyed playing the first level or so. It was a gift from mom, so I had to.
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tactlessbastard posted:Sleeping dogs was a boatload of fun. Otoh, I hadn't played a sandbox game since GTA2. I think I was way more into stuff like WoW at the time, my new trend is free to play games. Everyone play Warframe.
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Monopoly is a bad game for rotten people.
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like a year ago I went to some crappy trade-in shop and got Sleeping Dogs, The Saboteur, and Red Dead Redemption for fifteen bucks. Best video game money I ever spent, I haven't played anything else but nba2k all year. Agree that monopoly is the worst game ever. I am also tired of apples to apples and cards against humanity just because I feel like every time a group of people gets drunk one of those two games gets hauled out. E: ^ yeah buddy.
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