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Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
I def need to buy some Beano, thx for the reminder

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Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


Tuxedo Gin posted:

rape is never funny please include trigger warnings in this thread

you're triggering my ptsd re: that time i saw a movie about rape and it made me feel bad i should never be forced to relive that

Sorry for upsetting you, but everything I said is true I was not making light of rape just calling out rapists (90% of men)

Grandma Panic!
Nov 4, 2006
just the way i likes it, op :smug:

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

EorayMel posted:

Then what do you call asexual reproduction then?

loving yourself

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

ElectricSheep posted:

i imagined op as a sentient orangutan typing his post, as frequent rejection leads him down the path to become a simian eliot rodger

or a macaque jon pop

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

:perfect:

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

Trojan.exe
Feb 22, 2011

I never said I was a role model
Suck my dick, you fuckorangutan.

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Most katana's is actually tape

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


Monstrous Dooklord posted:

Most katana's is actually tape

lol

ITS TAPE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wu9QBn9i4EQ

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

op i'm real proud of you that the op wasn't a link to some xojane article or similar. good job you beautiful bastard.

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

op i'm real proud of you that the op wasn't a link to some xojane article or similar. good job you beautiful bastard.

Yeah.. what I did in the OP is called science. Heard of it? Durr.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

no i'm an illiterate

brylcreem
Oct 29, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Carmant posted:

reluctantly submitting to

That describes all the sex I've had in my life.

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Are you sure you didn't mishear "great", assuming it was a conversation you overheard while you were pondering your virginity

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



A white woman pays me a stipend each month to bang her.

Checkmate feminists.

Doppelganger
Oct 11, 2002

Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger
All sex is rape.

TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

Stop for me, it's the claw!



LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

no i'm an illiterate

Omg educate yourself sheeple.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

The Rage posted:

A white woman pays me a stipend each month to bang her.

Checkmate feminists.

rapist

KennyLoggins
Dec 3, 2004
Welcome to the Danger Zone

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003
you're talking about brorangutans and yeah they suck.

the only good orangutans are the huge mofos who lazily swing from branch to branch while the ladies come to him if you're not that orangutan you should just kill yourself really

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
can animals really ever consent to other animals? we should put an end to animal sex completely.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
Weird most rape is also sex. Think you got a good idea for your thesis.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

Zombie Boat posted:

Weird most rape is also sex. Think you got a good idea for your thesis.

No, it's about power and control, blahrgh.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Wicker Man posted:

No, it's about power and control, blahrgh.

You can't grape the jelly

Elusif
Jun 9, 2008

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Op is probably right if you only discuss the matter with obese women with thick-rimmed glasses, ear-to-ear bangs (probably blue, pink or jet black), and a heavy social media presence.

TUTRLE FIJURBLER
Jan 20, 2009

"Even the best of shellfish have a dark side."
\
:backtowork:

Carmant posted:

Did you know that. Its true of Orangutans, most sex is girl orangutans reluctantly submitting to genetically inferior males so that they dont go apeshit (haha) and throw rocks/kill babies (orangutan equivalent of mass shootings). Its probably true in humans as well, since we're both primates.. just something to think about.

You may joke but this is a real argument real actual people use to...idk show how much we as a society hate women etc.??

Edit: a little late to the party as usual

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009


That's one spicey-a rape face.

BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 16:42 on Jun 28, 2016

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Most wine is actually grape

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

most street fashion is actually bape

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
most "films" are actually tape

Arkanomen
May 6, 2007

All he wants is a hug
Most exercise gets you in shape.

Baxter
Sep 13, 2000
most raisin is actually grape

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Feb 11, 2007

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Most X is actually fake

greatn
Nov 15, 2006

by Lowtax

Edgar posted:

how can I rape myself? :confused:

Some kind of rube Goldberg device.

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


LegoPirateNinja posted:

you're talking about brorangutans and yeah they suck.

the only good orangutans are the huge mofos who lazily swing from branch to branch while the ladies come to him if you're not that orangutan you should just kill yourself really

Those are the flanged orangutans.. they have lots of testosterone. Most human men are like the weaker more common type of orangutan, who resort to rape. The funny thing is the girl orangutans will only submit to the rape when they are not ovulating so they dont have a chance to have kids with them, but the male orangutans are really stupid so they dont realize this.

There are direct parallels to this in the human world as well, but the male humans are really stupid so they dont realize it.

Arkanomen
May 6, 2007

All he wants is a hug
Most of Ops posts are actually crapè

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
This is my resting rape face.

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Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
Imagine if you ordered a pizza and when you went to pick it up you had to listen to the pizza guy talk about his problems for a while and pretend to like his art and he would cry a little bit or whatever.

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