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My butthole is sore from making GBS threads and wiping so I think I need one of these
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Back when i worked as an electricians assistant we had to install an electronic toilet with all kinds of different bidet settings so i imagine there is a whole world of options at you fingertips OP
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Jun 29, 2016 16:23
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Hey Jeff! How goes the clean and fresh rear end in a top hat?
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Jun 29, 2016 16:39
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It's in the UPS teuck right now! Bought to install this bitch tonight!!
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Jun 29, 2016 17:55
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jeff smisek posted:It's in the UPS teuck right now! Bought to install this bitch tonight!! Your new rear end in a top hat is on a UPS truck? I hope the delivery person handles it with "care". 
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Jun 29, 2016 17:56
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I used the old one up! Bout to get down on some hot as gently caress thai food to prepare for tonight. Lets test this joint's capabilities!
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Jun 29, 2016 17:58
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OctoberBlues posted:I poop in the shower and just jam the poo down the drain with my foot and then clean my rear end like normal. This is called waffle stomping. Just take a shower after you poop, problem solved.
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Jun 29, 2016 18:33
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imagine if you could do that but had a tiny shower just for your butt oh wait, there is such a thing
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Jun 29, 2016 18:48
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I ate a Mekong lobster in Cambodia and gently caress, I was so glad the hotel I was staying in had bidets
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Jun 29, 2016 21:00
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Automatic Retard posted:I ate a Mekong lobster in Cambodia and gently caress, I was so glad the hotel I was staying in had bidets Same but fish out of a thai river
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Jun 29, 2016 21:16
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mekong you long time, as it were
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Jun 29, 2016 21:18
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read the thread title as Biden purchases at first, left disappointed
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Jun 29, 2016 22:32
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smooth jazz posted:Congrats to OP. Pedal power, my friend.
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mdm posted:read the thread title as Biden purchases at first, left disappointed Don't see how this is possible considering you thought it was about a lovely rear end in a top hat and the thread is about lovely assholes 
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Jun 29, 2016 23:07
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jeff smisek posted:I used the old one up! Bout to get down on some hot as gently caress thai food to prepare for tonight. Lets test this joint's capabilities! You should eat that first then it'll be a race against time to get your new bidet installed. Exciting!
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Jun 29, 2016 23:13
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drat horror queefs posted:People without bidets are basically subhuman  they don't even suspect how bad they smell to the rest of usif you don't have a bidet at least use a loving wetwipe you mongoloids
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Jun 29, 2016 23:16
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I just keep my nasal rinse bottle on the toilet tank. Why have all the clutter when it does both jobs? Get up, take care of business, rinse, get in the shower and rinse nasal passages. Pros: less clutter Cons: Everything smells like poo poo until noon
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Jun 29, 2016 23:21
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bradzilla posted:Don't see how this is possible considering you thought it was about a lovely rear end in a top hat and the thread is about lovely assholes Can't confide in the Biden
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Jun 29, 2016 23:21
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Lichy posted:
How do you use a bidet with your head up your rear end, I'm having issues 
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Jun 29, 2016 23:35
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Welp the time is here HERE SHE IS my genitals have never been so fre$h ...or cold
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jeff smisek posted:Welp the time is here HERE SHE IS Wtf is on the top of your toilet, Op?
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Its an "air fern". It just kimd of hangs out and doesnt really need water. I named it Pete
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"Don't mind me, just putting some avant garde art on my toilet." ~Jeff Smisek
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Jun 30, 2016 07:46
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The shitter was a barren landscape
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So as I see it, there are kind of two forms of bidets: One where basically there's a nozzle that blasts the poop off of your poopy butthole. One where you sit and kind of splash it on with your hand. Basically your hand becomes your toilet paper like it's the old Testament. Why not just drag your rear end on your neighbors carpet, is my question.
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Jun 30, 2016 08:29
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What exactly is wrong with a goddamn showerhead you fake posh shitheels
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KomodoWagon posted:What exactly is wrong with a goddamn showerhead you fake posh shitheels If you poo poo in the shower, it would seem you are the shitheel 
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Jun 30, 2016 14:20
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Yeah lets go ahead and drop a deuce then waddle over to the shower with pants at your ankles, remove your clothes, take a full loving shower with a god drat loofah and maybe an almond smelling soap . Sounds great!
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Jun 30, 2016 16:06
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So, do you like, drip dry? Do you use a hair dryer? Is there an overly complicated block and tackle involved?
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Jun 30, 2016 17:45
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jeff smisek posted:Welp the time is here HERE SHE IS Instruction for a Bidet
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Jun 30, 2016 17:54
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I just use the one that is attached to the kitchen sink 
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Jun 30, 2016 18:32
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This thread has helped me make an important decision today. If I get a bidet, it will not be that kind of bidet.
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Jun 30, 2016 19:32
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jeff smisek posted:I have purchased a bidet spray nozzle and it's on its way to me in the mail. this is the start of the next chapter in my life. next time try spending your money on something worthwhile like a new face
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Serviette posted:This thread has helped me make an important decision today. psst you didn't hear it from me
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Jun 30, 2016 20:44
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Could you please post when you actually have water shooting up your bunghole? I'd like to experience it vicariously
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Jun 30, 2016 20:45
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Iron Prince posted:I pay a twink to just piss all up in my guy business whenever I need it. Does it have to be a twink though? What about a bear or a hostess cup cake?
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Jun 30, 2016 22:01
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oncearoundaltair posted:next time try spending your money on something worthwhile like a new face Actually my face is pretty ok!! 
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donkey salami posted:Could you please post when you actually have water shooting up your bunghole? Will record vid
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Why in the hell did you get that instead of the ones where you just push a button and a nozzle comes out from under the seat? You're gonna get soaked trying to wash your rear end
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I have used both and i find the hose to be better for reaching all the sweet spots. Altho I do want the whole seat apparatus that is heated and plays music, etc
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