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New Concept Hole posted:HE GOT WIDTH ON THE OUTSIDE ABSOLUTELY FREE RONDON MAY HAVE BLOWN HIS SAVE OPPORTUNITY, BUT YOUR OPPORTUNITY TO SAVE BIG IS STILL RIGHT HERE
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I DON'T THINK BIG TIME TIMMY JIM HAS WHAT IT TAKES TO PITCH IN THE MAJORS ANYMORE THIS POST WOULD HAVE BEEN RELEVANT 4 YEARS AGO AND ITS RELEVANT NOW.
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Jun 29, 2016 03:17
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AND FOR TODAY ONLY, MAC WILLIAMSON IS GETTING A START AGAINST A RIGHTIE! YOU'LL NEVER SEE THIS MATCHUP AGAIN IF HE DOESN'T GET A HIT WITHIN THE NEXT 3 HOURS!
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HI CUBS MANAGER JOE MADDON HERE, AND YOU KNOW WHAT MY SECRET IS TO WINNING GAMES? IT'S SLIPPING THE HOME PLATE UMPIRE A LITTLE EXTRA ON THE SIDE TO ENSURE ALL THE BAD CALLS GO MY WAY WHEN THE CHIPS ARE DOWN. TRUST ME, NOTHING WORKS BETTER.
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Jun 29, 2016 03:21
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CHRIS COGHLAN HERE, WE ARE LITERALLY GIVING THESE AWAY, WE ARE SELLING A PRODUCT TO REMOVE CHRIS COGHLANS, WE ARE SORRY WE SENT YOU A COGHLAN IN ERROR
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Jun 29, 2016 03:21
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DON'T SETTLE FOR THE COMPETITOR'S STRIKEZONE! EVEN PITCHES OVER THE PLATE WILL GET CALLED A BALL WITH JOSH SMITH'S ZONE! DON'T SETTLE FOR LESS!
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gently caress YOU CHRIS COGHLAN THIS POST HAS NO BILLY MAYS CONTENT
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Jun 29, 2016 03:22
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IN HONOR OF OUR LORD AND SAVIOR BILLY MAYS, I JUST GOT A GREAT DEAL ON A PAIR OF CARDS-ROYALS TICKETS, TO TAKE MY (KC NATIVE, AND OBSESSIVE ROYALS FAN) FATHER TO BUSCH TOMORROW AS A BELATED FATHER'S DAY PRESENT
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Jun 29, 2016 03:23
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CHRIS COGHLAN HERE, I'M BAD AT BASEBALL. THAT'S THE JOKE. gently caress CHRIS COGHLAN.
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R.D. Mangles posted:CHRIS COGHLAN HERE, WE ARE LITERALLY GIVING THESE AWAY, WE ARE SELLING A PRODUCT TO REMOVE CHRIS COGHLANS, WE ARE SORRY WE SENT YOU A COGHLAN IN ERROR FOLKS, PLEASE TAKE THEM UP ON THIS OFFER SO WE CAN SAFELY TRANSFER KOLTEN WONG BACK TO THE INFIELD. Troy Queef posted:IN HONOR OF OUR LORD AND SAVIOR BILLY MAYS, I JUST GOT A GREAT DEAL ON A PAIR OF CARDS-ROYALS TICKETS, TO TAKE MY (KC NATIVE, AND OBSESSIVE ROYALS FAN) FATHER TO BUSCH TOMORROW AS A BELATED FATHER'S DAY PRESENT BE SURE TO VISIT THE CITY MUSEUM AND GOD HELP YOU IF YOU TAKE HIM TO IMO'S.
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Jun 29, 2016 03:23
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TROUBLE WITH BASERUNNERS? SPRAY SOME COGHLAN ON THE INFIELD, THEN WIPE AWAY WITH THE INCLUDED BAEZ! THEY'LL SHINE LIKE BRAND NEW!
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Jun 29, 2016 03:24
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ALBERT SUAREZ IS SO EFFECTIVE, HE CAN EVEN CLEAN UP AFTER ITSELF! THAT'S TIME SAVED, AND MONEY SAVED!
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Jun 29, 2016 03:25
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HI CUBS OFFENSE HERE JUST KIDDING NO WE'RE NOT
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Troy Queef posted:IN HONOR OF OUR LORD AND SAVIOR BILLY MAYS, I JUST GOT A GREAT DEAL ON A PAIR OF CARDS-ROYALS TICKETS, TO TAKE MY (KC NATIVE, AND OBSESSIVE ROYALS FAN) FATHER TO BUSCH TOMORROW AS A BELATED FATHER'S DAY PRESENT ALSO CHECK OUT JENNIFER'S PHARMACY IN CLAYTON. NOWHERE ELSE WILL THEY TAKE A SLICE OF HOMEMADE PIE AND PUT IT IN A MILKSHAKE FOR YOU WITH THIS HANDY DANDY BLENDER. ACT NOW!
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Jun 29, 2016 03:28
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I THINK TROUT IS OUT BUT I DON'T KNOW IF THERES ENOUGH TO OVERTURN IT
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Jun 29, 2016 03:28
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SIMILAR ADS PROMISE 9 INNINGS OF CUBS BASEBALL, BUT FOR TODAY ONLY, WE'RE GOING TO GIVE YOU EXTRA! YOU GET NOT ONLY LESTER AND RONDON, BUT ALSO GRIMM, AND EDWARDS JR!
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Jun 29, 2016 03:29
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BRANDON BELT WILL MAKE GETTING OVER GLOVES SO EASY, YOU'LL WONDER HOW YOU GOT ALONG WITHOUT HIM!
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Jun 29, 2016 03:31
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CAN I GET A TWO-FOR-ONE ON BRANDON PHILLIPS HBP PLEASE?
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Jun 29, 2016 03:31
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Pancakes posted:CAN I GET A TWO-FOR-ONE ON BRANDON PHILLIPS HBP PLEASE? SORRY, THEY GO FAST! BUT WE'VE GOT A BRANDON PHILLIPS STRIKE OUT FOR FREE!
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Jun 29, 2016 03:32
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DON'T SETTLE FOR A BRANDON PHILIPS THAT CAN'T HIT A FASTBALL!
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Jun 29, 2016 03:33
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DON'T LET THEM TAG YOU ORDER MORE BASEBALL TODAY
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New Concept Hole posted:DON'T SETTLE FOR A BRANDON PHILIPS THAT CAN'T HIT A FASTBALL! DO YOUR STRIKEOUTS LACK EXCITEMENT? ACT NOW AND WE'LL THROW IN SLAPSTICK!
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Jun 29, 2016 03:34
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AND WE'LL THROW IN A JAY BRUCE STRIKE OUT TOO! THAT'S RIGHT, YOU THOUGHT YOUR CUBS BULLPEN COULD ONLY PROVIDE ONE PERFECT INNING? YOU'LL BE HAPPY TO LEARN THAT IT'S GOOD FOR TWO!
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Jun 29, 2016 03:34
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CARL EDWARDS JR. HERE! FULL SIZE POWER THAT FITS IN YOUR POCKET!!!! I MAKE MARCUS STROMAN LOOK LIKE JUMBO DIAZ!!!!
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Jun 29, 2016 03:35
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ARE YOU SICK AND TIRED OF GAMES THAT ONLY LAST 3 HOURS?
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Jun 29, 2016 03:36
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will_colorado posted:HI, MOTHER NATURE HERE, FOR A FREAK HAIL STORM TO DELAY YOUR GAME THIS EVENING WE HAVE A START TIME OF 11:20PM EASTERN. THAT'S A LATE GAME! I'M GOING TO LOAD UP ON CAFFINE WHILE I WAIT!
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Jun 29, 2016 03:36
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HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU STARTED TIM LINCECUM, ONLY FOR HIM TO LEAVE YOUR TEAM IN A MESS?
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Jun 29, 2016 03:37
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CALL NOW TO ORDER YOUR AMAZING DEFLATING WHITE SOX RECORD! YOU'LL BE ASTOUNDED BY HOW QUICKLY IT SELF-CORRECTS FROM ANYTHING RESPECTABLE! JUST ADD ROBIN VENTURA AND WATCH A PHENOMENAL FREAK OF NATURE'S TALENT BE WASTED!
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Jun 29, 2016 03:37
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JOE PANIK HAS CONCUSSION-LIKE SYMPTOMS, HE BOUGHT THE CURSE FROM BRANDON BELT IN A PACKAGE DEAL
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Pancakes posted:CALL NOW TO ORDER YOUR AMAZING DEFLATING WHITE SOX RECORD! YOU'LL BE ASTOUNDED BY HOW QUICKLY IT SELF-CORRECTS FROM ANYTHING RESPECTABLE! JUST ADD ROBIN VENTURA AND WATCH A PHENOMENAL FREAK OF NATURE'S TALENT BE WASTED! SIMPLY SPRAY ROBIN VENTURA ON ANY WINNING STREAK, THEN SIMPLY RUN A CLEAN CLOTH OVER IT, AND WATCH THE STREAK VANISH!
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BONE SPURS FOR GRANDY BONE SPURS FOR EVERYONE BE DIALING PEOPLE
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BearDrivingTruck posted:JOE PANIK HAS CONCUSSION-LIKE SYMPTOMS, HE BOUGHT THE CURSE FROM BRANDON BELT IN A PACKAGE DEAL EVEN YEAR BASEBALL WILL LIFT THOSE TRACES OF SECOND BASEMEN FROM YOUR TEAM RIGHT BEFORE YOUR EYES!
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WE'RE RAPIDLY APPRAOCHING THE NINTH INNING WITH A LEAD! CALL NOW FOR YOUR CARDINALS-APPROVED ROSENTHAL BLOOD PRESSURE SUPPLEMENTS!
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WienerDog posted:WE HAVE A START TIME OF 11:20PM EASTERN. THAT'S A LATE GAME! I'M GOING TO LOAD UP ON CAFFINE WHILE I WAIT! DO YOU LIKE LATE NIGHT BASEBALL?? THEN DO WE HAVE A DEAL FOR YOU WITH THIS UPCOMING ROCKIES GAME!
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BUT WAIT! BUY BRANDON CRAWFORD FOR THE GLOVE, AND GET THE BAT! A 30 MILLION DOLLAR VALUE, BUT IF YOU CALL RIGHT NOW IT'S FREE!
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Vertical Lime posted:BONE SPURS FOR GRANDY BONE SPURS FOR EVERYONE BE DIALING PEOPLE THE NEW YORK BONESPURPOLITANS!!!! THEY SLICE AND DICE UP THE SOFT TISSUE OF YOUR ELBOW!!!!!
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NOT ONE, NOT TWO, BUT THREE PERFECT INNINGS ARE YOURS FOR THE TAKING, COMPLETE WITH ANEMIC OFFENSE TO KEEP THE EXCITEMENT AT ITS ABSOLUTE PEAK! ORDER YOUR CUBS BULLPEN TODAY!
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Jun 29, 2016 03:49
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PLEASE LORD BILLY MAYS CAN I ORDER POSITION PLAYERS PITCHING IN CINCY? HAVE WE EVER HAD POSITION PLAYERS PITCHING ON BILLY MAYS DAY BEFORE?
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Sydin posted:NOT ONE, NOT TWO, BUT THREE PERFECT INNINGS ARE YOURS FOR THE TAKING, COMPLETE WITH ANEMIC OFFENSE TO KEEP THE EXCITEMENT AT ITS ABSOLUTE PEAK! ORDER YOUR CUBS BULLPEN TODAY! FOLKS THIS OFFENSE HAS hosed JON LESTER OUT OF MANY A WIN YOU MUST SEE IT TO BELIEVE IT
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YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE THE DEAL YOU'RE GETTING WITH THIS CUBS@REDS TICKET
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