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 I'm payin all my tithes receiving bad news Lord forgive me for my sins I know this cash rules
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Someday self driving cars' protective algorithms will be sophisticated and foresighted enough to protect their passengers from emotional and financial harm as well as physical danger.
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Jun 28, 2016 17:29
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The majestic return of the zeppelin is closely followed by the majestic return of massive amounts of hydrogen combusting.
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Jun 28, 2016 17:32
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 I know the devil is real, I know the devil is real I take a dose of them pills and I get real low in the feels
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Jun 28, 2016 17:33
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Mozi posted:The majestic return of the zeppelin is closely followed by the majestic return of massive amounts of hydrogen combusting. Self-driving zeppelins will have systems in place to prevent hydrogen explosions.
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Jun 28, 2016 17:35
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2040: man finally puts a self driving car on the moon.
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Jun 28, 2016 17:39
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The self-driving car implanted in your brain will keep you safe at all times.
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Jun 28, 2016 17:43
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'Freedom Fries' take over the world as the hot new food craze.
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Jun 28, 2016 17:54
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HuffPo 2045: "How I stopped worrying and shared my wife with my self-driving car."
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Jun 28, 2016 18:05
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After the self-driving car, there will be self-driving-car gloves that robotically drive any non-self-driving-car.
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Jun 28, 2016 18:22
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chaosbreather posted:im so sick of that bullshit autocar morality question What about if the brakes fail?
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Jun 28, 2016 20:11
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I hope in the future that fyad thing were you post twice or more and pretend like the last posting didn't happen goes out of fashion.
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Jun 28, 2016 21:13
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Like this.
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jiggerypokery posted:I hope in the future that fyad thing were you post twice or more and pretend like the last posting didn't happen goes out of fashion. Yeah well in the future I'm still gonna do it. A: because it allows for a type of comedic pacing that can't be achieved with bullet points. And B: because lol if you think I'm going to wait for some slowpoke to post first when I have an idea right now.
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Jun 28, 2016 22:05
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Premeditated Toast posted:What about if the brakes fail? Why would it slam perpendicular into a wall killing the passenger instead of just narrowly missing the pedestrian in question? Also does that ever really happen outside of movies? Ultimately of course there is a chance you will die because of computer gently caress up. The risk is never 0% - but the risk is much lower with computers than with human drivers.
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Jun 28, 2016 23:03
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notZaar posted:In the future roaming gangs of assholes will jump out of front of self driving cars to make them run off the road and murder the passengers. no you rube thats the small game. the real money is in doing this on the highway to the automated transport trucks full of precious commodities 
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Jun 28, 2016 23:24
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jiggerypokery posted:The future is a bright, bright place. they should have sent a poet
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Jun 28, 2016 23:29
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anyway everyone relax, we're in safe hands
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Jun 28, 2016 23:34
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Rutibex posted:no you rube thats the small game. the real money is in doing this on the highway to the automated transport trucks full of precious commodities Automated trucks will be programmed to run pedestrians over, in order to save time, fuel, and most importantly, money.
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Jun 29, 2016 00:11
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After all this automation, what will people do?
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Jun 29, 2016 02:06
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interwhat posted:After all this automation, what will people do? I'm gonna open up a repair shop.
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Jun 29, 2016 02:09
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interwhat posted:After all this automation, what will people do? collect basic wage and masturbate
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Jun 29, 2016 02:13
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interwhat posted:After all this automation, what will people do? Post on GBS.
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Jun 29, 2016 02:15
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chaosbreather posted:im so sick of that bullshit autocar morality question Right. Exactly. It's shortsighted and frankly loving embarrassing of the person who genuinely thinks auto cars would "decide" anything. Besides, it's a bullshit simplification of what it does. It doesn't blink. Sees 360*. It doesn't only have control of the steering and accelerator and brakes, it has control of traction, ABS, nearly unlimited transmission ratios through CVT, and a bunch of other sensors and poo poo we couldn't keep in mind. Auto pilot systems that are available already blow people out of the water If the brakes fail it would probably know before. If it was instant, it could react by engine braking or shutting it off, glancing against a barrier would dissipate plenty of energy and not head on accelerate into a brick wall ziasquinn fucked around with this message at 02:33 on Jun 29, 2016 |
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The Protagonist posted:collect basic wage and masturbate Dreddout posted:Post on GBS. The future is now!
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Jun 29, 2016 02:51
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Affordable, self driving cars that never get into accidents have been around for centuries. They're called trains 
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Jun 29, 2016 03:02
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Applewhite posted:Affordable, self driving cars that never get into accidents have been around for centuries. They're called trains Uhm, hmm, mmmm Trains aren't self driving.
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Jun 29, 2016 03:06
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Applewhite posted:Affordable, self driving cars that never get into accidents have been around for centuries. They're called trains pffft  how much is Big Steam paying you Applewhite
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Jun 29, 2016 03:42
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Clipperton posted:pffft What!! Preposterous! *Makes hasty escape in new steam-powered buggy*
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Jun 29, 2016 03:44
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Applewhite posted:*Makes hasty escape in new steam-powered velocipede* ftfy
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Jun 29, 2016 03:48
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Your Dead Gay Son posted:Right. Exactly. It's shortsighted and frankly loving embarrassing of the person who genuinely thinks auto cars would "decide" anything. Besides, it's a bullshit simplification of what it does. exactly. anyone will be able to cross the freeways of the future at any point. the cars just will flow around them like they're in a bubble floating through water, despite the cars going three times the speed. no more accidents or even roadkill. there won't be lanes or traffic lights or even roundabouts, just open stretches of road. viewed from above, cars will flow and flock rather than follow. a malfunctioning car will be detected a hundred times by other cars and reported before it can ever be an issue. oral sex will be so common in cars that most seats will be designed specifically for it.
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owning a car will be as uncommon as owning your own server hardware is now, cars-as-a-service, and will be directly from the manufacturers themselves, totally vertically integrated. you won't have an uber app, you'll have a ford app and a mazda app and a ferarri app, earning loyalty points. cars will have eink bodies allowing you to change their colour at any time, if you pay. most of the surface of every car will be advertising space, using persistence of vision to build up 'floating billboards' between multiple cars since they will be moving too fast most of the time for pedestrians to read. cars will know when you fart thanks to smell sensors. if you poo poo in them they will publish the video to youtube and tag you so your coworkers and family sees, and it will charge you for the cleaning. if you listen to music or watch movies or read in them, the cameras will detect what it is and add it your profile, which the car manufacturer will sell. it will be super cheap and fast, though. teenagers would treat someone describing owning a car and driving it every day like they were saying they owned one outfit and wore it every day. they would be weirded out that they couldn't spend McBux to change the colour of the car to suit their mood. they wouldn't viscerally understand how fast 120 km/h was because they would never encounter speedometers or speed limits, but if they did they would be wonder how anyone got anywhere in time before they died. describing to them the freedom that driving your own car gives you, despite the cost in human life, would be like an old person describing to you how cool slavery was.
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Self-walking shoes will steer people out of danger automatically so no one will ever have to look up from their smartphones while walking from place to place.
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call the boys in the lab we've done it self-driving bicycles
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Self-mobile houses will roam the country, eliminating the need to leave the house, put on clothes or even get out of bed.
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Jun 29, 2016 15:24
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Applewhite posted:What!! Preposterous! Can you even imagine how stupidly dangerous it would be to have a pressurized tank of scorching hot steam on a personal vehicle?
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Jun 29, 2016 15:25
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notZaar posted:Can you even imagine how stupidly dangerous it would be to have a pressurized tank of scorching hot steam on a personal vehicle? It's a non issue if the vehicles are self driving and never collide or have accidents.
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TheMostFrench posted:So I just read this article about whether a self driving car should save the largest number of people in an accident even if the passenger would die. They are literally posing the trolley problem to a trolley. Dr Cheeto posted:I can't wait for self-loving dildoes For all those vets that got all their body holes blown off in pointless wars before the pointless robot wars.
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Jun 29, 2016 15:32
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Still a pretty big risk for turning cars into what is essentially a bomb.
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notZaar posted:Still a pretty big risk for turning cars into what is essentially a bomb. You're not gonna like my C4 based alternative fuel idea...
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