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So this is my first visit to a DefCon, give me advice goons what should I expect?
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bring me back a t-shirt
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Jun 28, 2016 18:28
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how long have u been a valet OP
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Jun 28, 2016 18:30
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Keep a tinfoil hat on or they'll hack your brain and you'll be forced to make really bad posts on a dead internet comedy forum
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Jun 28, 2016 18:38
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probably don't connect to their wifi
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Jun 28, 2016 18:38
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jlechem posted:So this is my first visit to a DefCon, give me advice goons what should I expect? a conference with a bunch of nerds and vendors and some okay talks but mostly boring ones if u do it right you will end up drinking a lot and getting CPEs and not going to many talks at all
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Jun 28, 2016 18:39
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Keep all your wireless devices in airplane mode for real you dweeb
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Jun 28, 2016 18:40
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A lot of stinky nerds.
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Jun 28, 2016 18:41
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I'm going to DefeCate in a few minutes, I'll let you know how it goes
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Jun 28, 2016 18:42
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Went to DefCon, came back with several new viruses.
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Jun 28, 2016 18:42
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a fine and general reek
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Jun 28, 2016 18:45
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Are you going to cosplay OP?
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Jun 28, 2016 18:50
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Dr Cheeto posted:Keep a tinfoil hat on or they'll hack your brain and you'll be forced to make really bad posts on a dead internet comedy forum So this is where all the new users are coming from.
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Jun 28, 2016 18:52
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dogmother1776 posted:Are you going to cosplay OP? I'm going as a tall slightly overweight engineer with no body odor issues. Does this mean I'll get some of this pussy the young uns are talking about.
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Jun 28, 2016 19:02
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http://www.anthrocon.org/ their website is clunky as poo poo, but happy yiffing op
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Jun 28, 2016 19:07
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jlechem posted:I'm going as a tall slightly overweight engineer with no body odor issues. Does this mean I'll get some of this pussy the young uns are talking about. Post a picture of your fat mutant body.
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Jun 28, 2016 19:10
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Tell them how much Linux sucks and how Windows is superior in everyway.
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Jun 28, 2016 19:31
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I don't know what this is
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Jun 28, 2016 19:58
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Hector Beerlioz posted:I don't know what this is Its a convention about DEFecating
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Jun 28, 2016 20:27
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Don't use the ATM in wherever scum casino the thing is this time They blew the Riviera up so... Circus Circus? Good luck.
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Jun 28, 2016 20:46
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do bath salts with McAfee and his harem
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Jun 28, 2016 20:52
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i went last year and the con itself was fun and cool but i'd never been to vegas and their whole psychological warfare architecture thing really disoriented me. Drink shitloads of water
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Jun 28, 2016 20:55
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Hackers can turn your computer into a bomb be careful op 💻 💣 💥
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Jun 28, 2016 21:00
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im a b;lack cat *CRACK*
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Jun 28, 2016 21:24
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lol you loving nerd
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Jun 28, 2016 21:27
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use the wifi and plug your phone into every public charging port you can find
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Jun 28, 2016 21:29
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start learning sign language. then sign at people for a while before stating that you understood this all wrong and leave
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Jun 28, 2016 21:30
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Remember to plug in every random USB stick you find lying around the con
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Jun 28, 2016 21:35
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Don't expect to see many talks, it's insanely oversold. Get in line at 6am, buy heaps of tickets and scalp them to the back of the line.
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Jun 28, 2016 21:56
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Young dale gribbles
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Jun 28, 2016 21:59
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I went to the one in 02 without knowing anything about gay hacker poo poo because my buddy was WAY in to it and it was an excuse to get poo poo faced in Vegas with a fake ID
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Jun 28, 2016 22:12
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Son of Rodney posted:start learning sign language. then sign at people for a while before stating that you understood this all wrong and leave I laughed
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Jun 28, 2016 22:22
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Pack your utilikilt.
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Jun 28, 2016 23:23
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I looked this up and I imagine it's filled with people who look like that goon who was a nasa janitor showing off all his tactical gear
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Jun 28, 2016 23:44
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Cover your drink cause security people loving love to rape people
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Jun 28, 2016 23:49
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Make sure to sew up your pocket so your wallet doesnt get stolen and dont go barefoot in the shower
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Jun 28, 2016 23:52
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i think the idea of "hacking" is cool, but how do you even get into that? Like, I can decipher a basic HTML page and set up a router from the store, but how do I hack?
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Jun 29, 2016 00:02
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jarjarbinksfan621 posted:i think the idea of "hacking" is cool, but how do you even get into that? Like, I can decipher a basic HTML page and set up a router from the store, but how do I hack? Nerd
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Jun 29, 2016 00:03
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I'm going to Deficate on your mom's tiddies.
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jarjarbinksfan621 posted:i think the idea of "hacking" is cool, but how do you even get into that? Like, I can decipher a basic HTML page and set up a router from the store, but how do I hack? learn how poo poo is put together and then make it work differently than the person that put it together intended or just install Kali and metasploit and play with tutorials on your own VMs then get a pen test job
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