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i don't get it, this picture just makes me feel really nervous?
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Cnut the Great posted:i don't get it, this picture just makes me feel really nervous? Especially when we know pit bulls (even 1% pit bulls) have a locking jaw mechanism (thank you, nature) so if it clamps down on the baby's face, good luck getting it off. You'll have to take baby with pit bull attached to the hospital and they'll have to use some kind of surgical saw or something but your baby will be dead.
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Jun 29, 2016 13:06
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Cnut the Great posted:i don't get it, this picture just makes me feel really nervous? Rightfully so. Everyone, i mean without exception everyone who owns a pitbulls will say under oath that his pitbull is friendly, nie, and neither has nor will ever harm a fly. Then at some point in time the beast simply snaps, and he "only" tears apart the cat hes been living together with for 4 years, like it happened to my aunt, or he kills your baby like that family right there. But up to this point, 100% of all pitbull owners are in 100% full denial that they own ticking time bombs. All pitbulls on this planet may be psycopathically murdermachines, but theirs, no, is a cuddly puppy.
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Jun 29, 2016 13:13
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kid should have a loaded handgun close by imo
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Jun 29, 2016 13:17
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Not all pit bulls are radicalized! Most of them are just like any other dog who wants to be able to raise and feed a family of pups on American soil and do this without discrimination.
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Jun 29, 2016 14:06
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This story is just the pits.
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Jun 29, 2016 14:12
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ay yo what's up w that red bump on baby lowtaxs head
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Jun 29, 2016 15:04
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Cantaloupe posted:op neglects to mention those 'bulls have also have the blood of Shar-Pei, the deadliest breed known to man what the gently caress, are they insane? what did they expect?
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Jun 29, 2016 15:08
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Sound posted:ay yo what's up w that red bump on baby lowtaxs head It's the mute button.
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Jun 29, 2016 15:09
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Everyone should get basset hounds like I did They mostly just fart and sleep
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Jun 29, 2016 15:09
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ElGroucho posted:Everyone should get basset hounds like I did 
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Jun 29, 2016 15:12
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Exhibit A in the case of Missouri vs Richard Kyanka for the charges of Negligence leading to baby death
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Jun 29, 2016 15:22
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I watched "Green Room" last night and the pit bulls in that film were p.cool and chill one even went on a long journey through the woods to cuddle his owner. 
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Jun 29, 2016 15:22
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Kill all pit bulls. Because they're just dogs, who cares you fuckin' retards.
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Jun 29, 2016 15:28
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Congrats on having a dog that has met the most basic of dog requirements.
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Jun 29, 2016 15:33
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Imagine spending 9 months being pregnant and wandering around and getting stuck in doors and stuff and then the baby comes out and you say "I'll never let anyone hurt you" and then the baby is immediately set upon by murderous dogs and you just have to dust off your hands and go "well you win some and you lose some"
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Jun 29, 2016 15:35
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John Wick was a sad movie because he didn't die and also he has to take care of a pit bull now.
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Jun 29, 2016 15:37
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Breed of peace
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Jun 29, 2016 16:03
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Tectonis posted:Like seriously who the gently caress walks into an animal shelter or goes to find a breeder and thinks, yes this one breed that is responsible for 75% of fatal attacks is the animal I want to cuddle with. This is why no one adopts black kids. 
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Jun 29, 2016 16:04
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maybe it is a just a good idea not to expose babies to animals with claws and teeth and poor impulse control who are not beholden to any concept of law maybe thats just me idk
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Jun 29, 2016 16:23
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People slip and die in the bathroom 24/7 nobody tries to abolish showering, a few pitbulls kill some kids and everyone loses their loving minds
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Jun 29, 2016 16:49
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Millie posted:Especially when we know pit bulls (even 1% pit bulls) have a locking jaw mechanism (thank you, nature) so if it clamps down on the baby's face, good luck getting it off. You'll have to take baby with pit bull attached to the hospital and they'll have to use some kind of surgical saw or something but your baby will be dead. This is some untrue bullshit.
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Jun 29, 2016 16:55
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Zahgaegun posted:For sale: one infant-sized t-shirt that says "I <3 My Pit", never worn
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Jun 29, 2016 16:58
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Millie posted:Especially when we know pit bulls (even 1% pit bulls) have a locking jaw mechanism (thank you, nature) so if it clamps down on the baby's face, good luck getting it off. You'll have to take baby with pit bull attached to the hospital and they'll have to use some kind of surgical saw or something but your baby will be dead. A simple google search will tell you Pitbulls do not, in fact, have a magical "lock jaw". They do have one of the strongest bites, and are in the top 5 dog breeds when it comes to bite strength.
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Jun 29, 2016 17:09
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Every girl who mentions her pit on Tinder I immediately swipe left on
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Jun 29, 2016 17:10
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The Rage posted:Every girl who mentions her pit on Tinder I immediately swipe left on what if they're hot?
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Jun 29, 2016 17:12
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Drunken Baker posted:I watched "Green Room" last night and the pit bulls in that film were p.cool and chill one even went on a long journey through the woods to cuddle his owner. Those dogs where the only professionals on the neo-nazi side!  The Rage posted:Every girl who mentions her pit on Tinder I immediately swipe left on Same, but with children. Unless they have both, because the problem will take care of itself at that point.
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Jun 29, 2016 17:13
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JakeP posted:Exhibit A in the case of Missouri vs Richard Kyanka for the charges of Negligence leading to baby death Now now it really couldn't be helped. Everyone knows the public schools are poo poo out there.
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Jun 29, 2016 17:14
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im gaye posted:maybe it is a just a good idea not to expose babies to animals with claws and teeth and poor impulse control who are not beholden to any concept of law well wait first I have to get my murderdog face to face with my infant child for a photo to put up on a dead Internet comedy forum so I can show how wrong all the mean people are
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Jun 29, 2016 17:23
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Dreddout posted:A simple google search will tell you Pitbulls do not, in fact, have a magical "lock jaw". Roylicious posted:This is some untrue bullshit. It's really true, someone reposted a terribly compressed jpg graphic on FB once. Locking Jaws is a real thing. THUMBS UP SHARE IF YOU AGREE.
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Jun 29, 2016 17:24
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Sound posted:well wait first I have to get my murderdog face to face with my infant child for a photo to put up on a dead Internet comedy forum so I can show how wrong all the mean people are uh, that is a tweet. twitter doesnt even look like sa. are you retarded?
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Jun 29, 2016 17:25
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I also would like to own a dog that makes me flinch every time it looks at me or that I have to take self defense courses to learn flowing water stance so I can defend myself from its attacks if it ever forgets who i am or gets hungry/has anxiety whatever
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Jun 29, 2016 17:30
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Millie posted:It's really true, someone reposted a terribly compressed jpg graphic on FB once. Locking Jaws is a real thing. My little pitty would never devour anybodies face!  Here's a selfie with me and my pit!
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Jun 29, 2016 17:35
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i am SHOCKEd to learn that lowtax is a bad father
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Jun 29, 2016 17:52
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Away all Goats posted:that dog is clearly less than 50% pitbull Lol this guy doesn't know what pit bulls look like
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Jun 29, 2016 17:54
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banning pitbulls is just a conspiracy put on by islam to ban all dogs, once they get the pitty banned other breeds will be next
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Jun 29, 2016 17:56
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Smash it Smash hit posted:Lol this guy doesn't know what pit bulls look like http://www.pickthepit.com IIRC almost everyone gets it right, prob not what the author intended.
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Jun 29, 2016 18:00
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Yolomon Wayne posted:Rightfully so. This happened to a friend of mine not even a week ago A friend of mine has a pitbull and we have had the pitbull vs training argument for the past year I've known her. I eventually said "Look that dog is aggressive, When I came over it charged me without barking, That's called an attack and I'm lucky I got into the bathroom, it's going to tear someone apart at some point" and she just shows me pictures of it playing with toys and how calm it is when I come over and she is petting it. All the time talking about how this is the sweetest dog in the world and wouldn't hurt a fly. Until it saw the neighbors dog a few days ago, tried to tear it apart through a fence, destroyed most of the fence, the other dogs ear and anyone else who got near. People don't understand how unstoppable large dogs are when they go in to fight mode. My ex-roommate had a pitbull and a chow, I was sitting on the couch with the chow having a conversation with his wife who the pitbull was near. The dogs were just looking around the room being pet, then the chow looked at the pitbull and the pitbull charged across the room, sliced open my eyelid and tore a softball sized hole in the side of the chow. No these dogs are the sweetest dogs on the planet and wouldn't ever be aggressive. Just look how not aggressive it's being right now.
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Serious Frolicking posted:uh, that is a tweet. twitter doesnt even look like sa. are you retarded? yes and also gay
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the most aggressive dogs i have seen are usually bichons because their lovely owners think a tiny dog is cute and manageable and they do nothing to manage their behavior i mean you could punt a bichon pretty far, its not a big deal pitbulls have the power to kill but at least they respect authority. just have to posture up and flex a bit, they understand power and respect power
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