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BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Lots of homosexuals in GBS and thats ok. But for those of us who aren't gay, it's OUR day!!!

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BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
How are YOU celebrating straight pride? Talk about it here :cool:

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack
You fool! The Pink Mafia will kill us all!

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

im straight

Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010
I'm gay

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
It's Graight to Be Streat.

Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010
Also cuck

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
*marches in straight pride parade dressed in normal clothes and does not make a spectacle of myself*

Gamer With Dignity
May 15, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Applewhite posted:

*marches in straight pride parade dressed in normal clothes and does not make a spectacle of myself*

I know what you're hiding from.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
heterosexuals are just homosexuals who are kidding themselves

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
Thank you, Big Dick Butt gently caress.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
imma eat out my girlfriends booty then let her peg me for a while #straightpride


GORDON
Jan 1, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
I am looking and feeling appropriate for my surroundings!

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
If you never get laid does sexuality get based off of what porn you watch? Asking for a friend.

house of the dad
Jul 4, 2005

Being proud of things you naturally are is stupid. Just like it's stupid to be proud of being american, over six foot tall, etc.

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

I'm already celebrating Adult White Heterosexual Male Day, so I might have to skip this one.

You'd think I would have gotten tired of it by now, but nope! 24/7, baby.

Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?


When I tap your foot in the next stall it means I actually am out of toilet paper

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:

Lots of homosexuals in GBS and thats ok. But for those of us who aren't gay, it's OUR day!!!


if there is BET why is there no WET white entertainment teleivison just asking the hard-hitting questions here folks

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
Proud to be normal.

I will celebrate by beating my wife and not raising my kids.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

The Tao Jones posted:

When I tap your foot in the next stall it means I actually am out of toilet paper

*penis slides deftly through the glory hole* "you can wipe with this"

jumba
Sep 6, 2004

Hang in there!
Fun Shoe

cuck cuck im gay posted:

if there is BET why is there no WET white entertainment teleivison just asking the hard-hitting questions here folks

There is WET, it's called Bravo.

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Applewhite posted:

*marches in straight pride parade dressed in normal clothes and does not make a spectacle of myself*

I sorta did this too, albeit without the parade part. When I went to work today, although I was in my normal office clothes (button up shirt and trousers), when I was walking to the office I held my head slightly higher and my walking style had a very slight marching aspect to it.

gently caress yeah, Straight Pride Rules!

Roylicious
Feb 21, 2012

Braver than the cops
ain't afraid of no chaps
If they steppin up on me
I just start bustin some caps
This is extremely gay.

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Roylicious posted:

This is extremely gay.

Says the obese Texan man pretending to be a woman.

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014

BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:

How are YOU celebrating straight pride? Talk about it here :cool:



a man and a woman......together??? it just doesn't seem natural.

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014
i mean, they have completely different genitals. they just don't go together. it doesn't make sense. could someone explain this to me?

Roylicious
Feb 21, 2012

Braver than the cops
ain't afraid of no chaps
If they steppin up on me
I just start bustin some caps

spud posted:

Says the obese Texan man pretending to be a woman.

Ya'll are just jockeying to see pics and it ain't gonna happen :cheeky:

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

gigawhite posted:

Being proud of things you naturally are is stupid. Just like it's stupid to be proud of being american, over six foot tall, etc.
Short Gay Canadian spotted.

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
I went to Chipotle and the girls behind the counter gave my buppy dowg a side of pork. I think they want to have a fivesome with me so I peed my pants and poo poo my pants and died.

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
finally, a day where I can be myself, a straight man, and be proud of it

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
:gas:

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

It's not gay if her pronouns are feminine.

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



gigawhite posted:

Being proud of things you naturally are is stupid. Just like it's stupid to be proud of being american, over six foot tall, etc.

Short, gay, Canadian spotted

Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013

by Smythe
Gonna slice your throat and pull your dilz out through the gap, OP

Escape_GOAT
May 20, 2004

Look at this thing people are posting about on Twitter and Facebook that I don't give a gently caress about.

skeletonotherkin
Sep 26, 2014

What day is incel pride day?

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014

skeletonotherkin posted:

What day is incel pride day?

Every day, friend.

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

big butt dick gently caress

CuddleCryptid
Jan 11, 2013

Things could be going better

Can you imagine going through life without having had another man's dick in your mouth? Some people *shakes head*

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TEAH SYAG
Oct 2, 2009

by Lowtax
I wish I was mentally healthy and didn't desire penis in my rear end, which I know is biologically useless copulation... but I'm too horribly broken to care

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