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Buy as many eggrolls as you possibly can. Then say "Eggcellent" to whomever is giving you the food.
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get an eggroll and crack it open and say where my egg haha they don't put eggs in it it's named egg roll because you crack it like a supple egg and eat the embryo inside but act like you dunno when you prank them (in the hood)
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Jun 29, 2016 22:00
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House special lo mein. It's always house special lo mein. Pad out the bill with egg rolls and won ton soup.
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Jun 29, 2016 22:25
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My favorite Chinese place closed a few months ago and I've been sad since. It only had 2 employees, who were the owners, a hundred year old man and his hundred year old wife. He did all the cooking and she waited on all the tables plus did carry out. I liked it because they would get into horrific screaming matches with each other right in the dining room and at times people would look really nervous and start reaching for their phones. Old Chinese people sure can fight. I bet China's really noisy.
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Jun 29, 2016 22:31
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Twice cooked pork, but ask for it rare.
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Jun 30, 2016 00:53
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go out for dim sum, point at every item on the cart, and ask "if it's good"
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Jun 30, 2016 01:14
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Stupid OP update your loving thread!!!!!! 
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Jun 30, 2016 03:19
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Jesus Christ posted:Hey! I'm about to order some Chinese food. Willing to spend up to about $30 before tax and tips, what should I get!? General Tso chicken or Sweet and sour someting
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Jun 30, 2016 03:21
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So what did you order chief? I'm really excited to see if you got something good.
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Jun 30, 2016 03:23
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loving lol at your sad existence if you didn't get the Singapore mei fun.
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Jun 30, 2016 03:25
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Honky Dong Country posted:loving lol at your sad existence if you didn't get the Singapore mei fun. Singapore isn't China
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Jun 30, 2016 03:32
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just go to the hardware store and buy $30 worth of ball bearings and swallow those
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Jun 30, 2016 03:50
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ghlbtsk posted:just go to the hardware store and buy $30 worth of ball bearings and swallow those at least get some sweet and sour sauce for that poo poo
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Jun 30, 2016 03:58
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:Singapore isn't China It's on the menu at pretty much every Chinese food place, including the one the op linked.
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dont order a soda they will do atrocious things to it
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