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TheOneAndOnlyT posted:Being president is hard - MisterJed This is the best answer.
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Oh man, those last three, all great.
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TheOneAndOnlyT posted:Question 13: It's mid-July, and Hillary Clinton unveils a staggering revelation that causes Donald Trump to drop out of the race before the convention. Name it.  EDIT: ComradeCosmobot has been added to the Democratic plant answer.
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Jul 7, 2016 04:09
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I guess the winner there is a little different than my guess. Too much overthinking it  EDiT: Works for me.
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Question 14: If Hillary Clinton wins the presidency, this will be the first thing Donald Trump publicly blames for his loss. The media - 15 Riptor Junior G-man Vegetables Lord Hydronium Gyges Cliff Racer MaxNV Salvor_Hardin Grundulum Grey Fox Brigadier Sockface Ron Roenicke FairGame fade5 MisterJed The Republican Party - 9 True Blue Triumph The Iron Llama seiferguy Chokes McGee Alris DemeaninDemon Pinterest Mom AKA Pseudonym One More Fat Nerd Mexicans - 7 Quovak Necc0 Rye whitey delenda est DarklyDreaming Don We Now ComradeCosmobot Electoral/Voter fraud - 5 Ogmius815 KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD Adar Dolash Capfalcon Illegal immigrants - 4 Phi Fi Fo Fum Goldfish gently caress HARAMBE MaxxBot Minorities - 4 Haschel Cedricson Alfred P. Pseudonym Yoshifan823 Slaan Muslims - 3 Coohoolin StandardVC10 Silver2195 Women voting - 3 tentative8e8op bewilderment Cruel and Unusual Rigged system - 2 Koishi Komeiji Super Librarian Cucks - 2 Aesculus Nessus ACES: Money and ethnic vote - Meat Recital Haters and losers - System Metternich The gays - SHISHKABOB His campaign staff - Technogeek China - Venomous Michigan football - C. Everett Koop The American People - ieatsoap6 He Didn't Lose, He Got a Yuuuge Deal - Meatbag Esq. Everyone except himself - Budzilla Black People - Reason Jeb! Bush - HisMajestyBOB
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Jul 7, 2016 04:15
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TheOneAndOnlyT posted:Everyone except himself - Budzilla This seems like the most astute answer to me
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Jul 7, 2016 04:17
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Question 15: This will be the first thing Barack Obama does after leaving office. weed lol - 13 Meatbag Esq. Alfred P. Pseudonym Adar Super Librarian StandardVC10 ieatsoap6 bewilderment Pinterest Mom FairGame Budzilla Nessus MaxxBot ComradeCosmobot Play golf - 11 Quovak gently caress HARAMBE Lord Hydronium Rye Cliff Racer DarklyDreaming Don We Now AKA Pseudonym True Blue Triumph Ron Roenicke Silver2195 Vacation in Hawaii - 7 Riptor tentative8e8op seiferguy Chokes McGee MaxNV The Iron Llama fade5 Shoot hoop - 4 Junior G-man Necc0 Gyges whitey delenda est Reveal his Muslim beliefs - 4 Vegetables System Metternich Meat Recital Technogeek Smoke a cigarette - 3 Alris Grey Fox Cruel and Unusual Finally take a nap - 2 Slaan Goldfish Drink - 2 Grundulum Ogmius815 Vacation very far from DC - 2 Brigadier Sockface Dolash ACES: Goes on holiday to Europe - Coohoolin Create a foundation - KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD Gay sex - SHISHKABOB Destroy the House chamber by doing donuts in Biden's Trans Am - Phi Fi Fo Fum Throws Donald Trump into the garbage - Venomous Get into a car - Haschel Cedricson Become a venture capitalist - Koishi Komeiji Write a book - Aesculus Get hosed up - DemeaninDemon Give Ted Cruz a wedgie - Yoshifan823 Go see an Ohio State football game - C. Everett Koop Vacation to Kenya - Salvor_Hardin Go smoke with Boehner - Capfalcon Sleep with Michelle - One More Fat Nerd Lead the Revolution - Reason Dinner with family - MisterJed Flip everyone the bird while shouting "Later, bitches!" - HisMajestyBOB
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Jul 7, 2016 04:25
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Jul 7, 2016 04:30
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You fuckers better all voted Ron Paul
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Jul 7, 2016 04:33
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I originally wanted to choose "takes a poo poo on Paul Ryan's desk" for #15.
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Question 16: This person will be the next President of the United States. Hillary Clinton - 60 Meat Recital System Metternich seiferguy KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD Coohoolin Quovak SHISHKABOB Riptor tentative8e8op Alfred P. Pseudonym Necc0 Phi Fi Fo Fum Goldfish gently caress HARAMBE Technogeek Dolash Junior G-man Lord Hydronium Venomous Rye Chokes McGee Gyges Ogmius815 whitey delenda est Cliff Racer Haschel Cedricson Koishi Komeiji DarklyDreaming MaxNV StandardVC10 Alris DemeaninDemon Yoshifan823 Slaan Adar Salvor_Hardin Super Librarian ieatsoap6 bewilderment Grundulum Pinterest Mom AKA Pseudonym Brigadier Sockface Grey Fox Cruel and Unusual Ron Roenicke The Iron Llama True Blue Triumph Budzilla Capfalcon One More Fat Nerd Reason FairGame fade5 MisterJed Silver2195 Nessus MaxxBot HisMajestyBOB ComradeCosmobot Donald Trump - 2 Vegetables Don We Now ACES: Gary Johnson - Aesculus Head Coach of the most Amazing Ohio State University Urban Meyer - C. Everett Koop None (Because the World Will Enter a Nuklear Winter Before Donald Trump is Innaugurated) - Meatbag Esq.
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Jul 7, 2016 04:35
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TheOneAndOnlyT posted:Question 16: This person will be the next President of the United States. Honestly, this made me laugh more than anything else in the thread. The hive mind is real.
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Jul 7, 2016 04:36
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While I don't disagree that my answer is the same as "weed lol" I stand by my decision that "Rejoin the Choom Gang" is the better name for the choice. 
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Jul 7, 2016 04:36
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ComradeCosmobot posted:While I don't disagree that my answer is the same as "weed lol" I stand by my decision to specify "Rejoin the Choom Gang" instead. That was, word for word, my second choice. But in the end, I went with "recites the Shahada".
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Jul 7, 2016 04:37
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FINAL SCORES:code:Also congratulations to C. Everett Koop and his love of Ohio State football for winning the Black Sheep award for the minimum score of 16! Hope you all enjoyed! 
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Jul 7, 2016 04:37
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Congrats Adar, didn't you place in one of the old versions of this?
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Jul 7, 2016 04:39
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Well, apparently I've picked up a surprising amount from lurking my way through D&D.
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Jul 7, 2016 04:42
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Thank you very much for doing this TheOneAndOnlyT! But that last question was loving bullshit. Shillary voters rigged the vote. You know the Donald won big. loving mexicans. 
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Jul 7, 2016 04:44
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TheOneAndOnlyT posted:Congratulations to our winners Lord Hydronium, Super Librarian and Adar! You've all won free avatar changes from Absurd Alhazred! So uh... contact him I guess, I can't actually give out any certificates. PM or email me at absurdalhazred@somethingawful.com with the new av you want, and I'll make it happen... SHEEEEPLE! Thanks TheOneAndOnlyT for bringing levity to what promises to be a dark era in our country's history.
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Jul 7, 2016 04:50
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TheOneAndOnlyT posted:Cucks - 2 This is quite a word filter. ---- Genuinely disappointed that more people went with weed than booze for the first thing Obama does post-presidency.
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Jul 7, 2016 04:51
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TheOneAndOnlyT posted:Also congratulations to C. Everett Koop and his love of Ohio State football for winning the Black Sheep award for the minimum score of 16! The real winner
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Jul 7, 2016 04:52
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Yeah, thanks a ton for running it!
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Jul 7, 2016 04:57
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Grundulum posted:Genuinely disappointed that more people went with weed than booze for the first thing Obama does post-presidency. Nah. Obama isn't John Boehner or Reince Priebus.
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Jul 7, 2016 05:17
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Reason posted:The real winner Apparently there's no crossover between D&D and TFF. I prob should have been grouped with the other Ohio answers and I figured it would cost me a perfect score, but I was pot-committed to the gimmick and usually self-destruct at some point anyway. Have to come up with something new for the next game now.
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Jul 7, 2016 05:23
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19th place out of 65, not too shabby for a clueless European imo  Thanks for running it!
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Jul 7, 2016 06:44
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This game taught me that Vince McMahon is apparently a word filter for Vince Foster. All this time I thought it was a joke about how Trump is literally in the WWE Hall of Fame.
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Jul 7, 2016 07:46
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I would just like to point out that my answer for Hillary's bombshell was "Hillary personally shot vilerat in the head" and my Trump answer was "Trump’s Net Worth: $32,005.66"
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Jul 7, 2016 08:21
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Well, if I'd checked my email I would have known Gmail ate my hilarious answer of Amy Schumer's less famous cousin as new Senate Majority Leader, and that would have totally given me the win.
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Jul 7, 2016 11:09
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lol at the people who think (D&D thinks) the dems are gonna retake the House and Senate
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Jul 7, 2016 11:12
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drat, I did much better than I thought I would.
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Jul 7, 2016 11:24
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I was real bad this time! And I can't believe the joke assumption of Democratic control of the legislature actually won out a tremendous majority in those questions. Shout out to Cosmobot for picking a real speaker candidate with me. Thank you for running this, T.
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Jul 7, 2016 13:43
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Lord Hydronium posted:Well, apparently I've picked up a surprising amount from lurking my way through D&D. Lurkers unite  The true winner is always the black sheep though, I'm not funny or clever enough for that Thanks again for running it, T!
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Jul 7, 2016 14:29
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ComradeCosmobot posted:Haha did fade5 deliberately swap his answers for those two questions?  Alternatively, something very odd is going to happen in 2017. E: Still would have only been at ~280 or so, so I didn't miss out on anything. fade5 fucked around with this message at 14:44 on Jul 7, 2016 |
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Jul 7, 2016 14:38
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Double post! And yeah, this was fun, thanks for doing it TheOneAndOnlyT.
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Jul 7, 2016 14:39
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I totally loving forgot about the reveals yesterday. Kneecapped myself by being unable to decide between Full Sheep and Full Retard answers, but I'm surprised no one followed me on Mitch McConnell for the Senate majority leader question.
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Jul 7, 2016 16:07
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Hell yeah, aggressively mediocre results! 
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Jul 7, 2016 17:01
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TheOneAndOnlyT posted:Create a foundation - KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
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We're there any good answers that got lumped into groups this year? A bunch were posted after the 2014 game.
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