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just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx

A FUCKIN CANARY!! posted:

bamboo skewers work best but some people like to put them right on top of the totino's party pizza

i use the skewers when im grilling pizza rolls :eng101:

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satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

A FUCKIN CANARY!! posted:

bamboo skewers work best but some people like to put them right on top of the totino's party pizza

thats more like a kebab than a pizza roll, don't get me wrong, i like a good kebab, but thats not really making use of the medium. now if they were larger, filled with ingredients other than pizza, which would make them more like a pocket of food that gets hot, now that, that sounds like a million dollar idea.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

A FUCKIN CANARY!! posted:

bamboo skewers work best but some people like to put them right on top of the totino's party pizza
Pizza roll kebabs, anyone?

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same
you don't want to skewer a fuckin' hot pocket on the grill. that'd be a disaster what's wrong with you

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Nigmaetcetera posted:

I'm trying to come up with a playful insult relating to your physical appearance, but I just can't right now, despite how easy it should be. Give me a few hours. Unless you just stole a picture from Reddit in which case I'm gonna kill you in your sleep.
Are you guys still too stupid to google image search images.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

satanic splash-back posted:



I'm going to try one of my classic favorites (the peperoni pizza) and a sweet-and-spicy asian-style beef hot pocket tonight. The crust is unbelievably good compared to microwaved crust; its like a completely different food. The sausage egg and cheese ones are also really good if you can bother to get up early enough to grill one for breakfast.

This is sad. You're living a sad life.

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx

Crazy Ted posted:

Pizza roll kebabs, anyone?

uhhh

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

just ray posted:

you should throw those suckers in the smoker for a few hours and instead of wood chips use cigarettes mama mia!
Don't forget to inject some BBQ sauce straight into your hot pockets. Also add salt to pull out the flavor.

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

i really wish i had a smoker right now

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

A FUCKIN CANARY!! posted:

bamboo skewers work best but some people like to put them right on top of the totino's party pizza

Sandwich them between two Totinos party pizzas for more flavor and extra crunch.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

a hole-y ghost posted:

Are you guys still too stupid to google image search images.

It's a fuckin hassle on my tablet, it ain't a matter of smarts

E; 0 image results on tin eye

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I don't care about what you are grilling, but why can't you buy clothes to fit you?

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same
try grilling a frozen pizza next time

KennyLoggins
Dec 3, 2004
Welcome to the Danger Zone
should deep fry those hot pockets.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

looks like a Justin to me

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

One time I woke up drunk at 4:45 and had to be at work in fifteen minutes so I threw some hot pockets in the 'wave and ate them and then went back to sleep. Pretty good for that situation, all things considered.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Nigmaetcetera posted:

It's a fuckin hassle on my tablet, it ain't a matter of smarts

E; 0 image results on tin eye
What browser are you using?? On my tablet it's 2 clicks to search image
http://imgur.com/gallery/355Ix

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Those look burnt. Shoulda defrosted. :chef:

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

a hole-y ghost posted:

What browser are you using?? On my tablet it's 2 clicks to search image
http://imgur.com/gallery/355Ix

It kind of takes the fun and the magic out of the SA forums when you do that

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

quote:

he's adding steak seasoning after we coated them in honey and graham cracker crumbs

:stare:

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

a hole-y ghost posted:

What browser are you using?? On my tablet it's 2 clicks to search image
http://imgur.com/gallery/355Ix

Safari, because Mercury constantly freezes and chrome seemed lovely in general last time I tried it, which was many months ago. I'm bad at internetting please just leave me alone I beg of you

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

a hole-y ghost posted:

What browser are you using?? On my tablet it's 2 clicks to search image
http://imgur.com/gallery/355Ix

well i was way off with the name

The General
Mar 4, 2007


Do your parents know you're using the BBQ? Seems to me that somebody gonna get grounded.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

The General posted:

Do your parents know you're using the BBQ? Seems to me that somebody gonna get grounded.
come on man he just wanted to jazz up his Hot Pockets

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

symbolic posted:

well i was way off with the name
Pablo is just spanish for justin.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

You sure did put some hot pockets on a grill alright.
You sure did.
Thank you.

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
smoker would have been funnier
also prob would have worked

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

symbolic posted:

looks like a Justin to me

No man he's clearly a Ryan

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

i need a favor from somebody who owns a smoker

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut

satanic splash-back posted:

i need a favor from somebody who owns a smoker

you gonna smoke some toaster strudel for an encore?

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Howard Beale posted:

you gonna smoke some toaster strudel for an encore?

that would be crazy talk, insanity, meaningless waste of good strudel. i have some big plans involving hot pockets (but not just hot pockets) but i don't want my ideas stolen. email me if you have a smoker.

Jellidelic
Nov 28, 2011


i'd rip a fat dab with this kid

girth brooks part 2
Sep 6, 2011

Bush did 911
Fun Shoe

OctoberBlues posted:

Hey op, I have actually cooked hot pockets in an oven before. The best way to cook them though is on a pizazz pizza maker.

My girlfriends mom gave us one of these for Christmas. Never bothered to find out how well they work, but it makes a decent foot stool.


During Hurricane Ike I used a charcoal grill to cook some frozen chicken tenders. Not bad, if trapped in another disaster area would do again.

Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013

by Smythe
C'mon guys, get with the program:

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
You know what would be good? A grilled cake. :chef:

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

girth brooks part 2 posted:

My girlfriends mom gave us one of these for Christmas. Never bothered to find out how well they work, but it makes a decent foot stool.


During Hurricane Ike I used a charcoal grill to cook some frozen chicken tenders. Not bad, if trapped in another disaster area would do again.

Will you send it to me? Mine died. Most things you would cook in the microwave turn out much better on the pizazz.

girth brooks part 2
Sep 6, 2011

Bush did 911
Fun Shoe

OctoberBlues posted:

Will you send it to me? Mine died. Most things you would cook in the microwave turn out much better on the pizazz.

I asked and she looked at me like I poo poo in my hands and rubbed it all over myself, so I dunno maybe

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

Gaunab posted:

This is sad. You're living a sad life.

heh this bitch right here got played

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Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

Drad_Bert posted:

C'mon guys, get with the program:



there we loving GO

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