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VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

The opposing view.

The "other side"

The "contrarians".

Whelp assholes. Since we seem to be a CIA sleeper cell, let's loving act like it.

Director Tenet has asked us to take liberties in accordance with strengthening the posting strategy of this dead gay forum.

How would you, a member of the "other side" of GIBBIS post in an effort to destroy these forums. So that Blue Cell can learn and ultimately combat it?

�If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles. If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat. If you know neither the enemy nor yourself, you will succumb in every battle.� - Sun Tzu

If I was a subversive element, I would first identify the more popular, charismatic posters and censor their speech.

I would then identify, "abnormal" posts that did not further the "sites" goal and "gas" them.

After that I would attempt to Implement my own "opinion" into said posting policy, instead of allowing any sort of dissenting view.

I would attempt, in all earnest, to make a "insular echo chamber" akin to that of a former version, that we are all well aware with. And subjugate any distension.

That is my personal "red cell" view of GBS.

Tell me yours.

# ? Jun 30, 2016 03:25

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 22:48

Bulgogi Hoagie: Jun 1, 2012; We

VendaGoat posted:

The opposing view.

The "other side"

The "contrarians".

Whelp assholes. Since we seem to be a CIA sleeper cell, let's loving act like it.

Director Tenet has asked us to take liberties in accordance with strengthening the posting strategy of this dead gay forum.

How would you, a member of the "other side" of GIBBIS post in an effort to destroy these forums. So that Blue Cell can learn and ultimately combat it?

�If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles. If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat. If you know neither the enemy nor yourself, you will succumb in every battle.� - Sun Tzu

If I was a subversive element, I would first identify the more popular, charismatic posters and censor their speech.

I would then identify, "abnormal" posts that did not further the "sites" goal and "gas" them.

After that I would attempt to Implement my own "opinion" into said posting policy, instead of allowing any sort of dissenting view.

I would attempt, in all earnest, to make a "insular echo chamber" akin to that of a former version, that we are all well aware with. And subjugate any distension.

That is my personal "red cell" view of GBS.

Tell me yours.

# ? Jun 30, 2016 03:27

satanic splash-back: Jan 28, 2009

One time I went to the doctor and he told me I had sickle cell anime which was really weird because I don't watch cartoons??

# ? Jun 30, 2016 03:28

CaptainSarcastic: Jul 6, 2013

VendaGoat posted:

The opposing view.

The "other side"

The "contrarians".

Whelp assholes. Since we seem to be a CIA sleeper cell, let's loving act like it.

Director Tenet has asked us to take liberties in accordance with strengthening the posting strategy of this dead gay forum.

How would you, a member of the "other side" of GIBBIS post in an effort to destroy these forums. So that Blue Cell can learn and ultimately combat it?

“If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles. If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat. If you know neither the enemy nor yourself, you will succumb in every battle.” - Sun Tzu

If I was a subversive element, I would first identify the more popular, charismatic posters and censor their speech.

I would then identify, "abnormal" posts that did not further the "sites" goal and "gas" them.

After that I would attempt to Implement my own "opinion" into said posting policy, instead of allowing any sort of dissenting view.

I would attempt, in all earnest, to make a "insular echo chamber" akin to that of a former version, that we are all well aware with. And subjugate any distension.

That is my personal "red cell" view of GBS.

Tell me yours.

I the forums are getting distended then it seems like subjugation is probably necessary.

# ? Jun 30, 2016 03:30

Iron Prince: Aug 28, 2005; Buglord

I think you are not gay, op. Prove me wrong, bitch.

# ? Jun 30, 2016 03:32

a shiny rock: Nov 13, 2009

i made a picture

# ? Jun 30, 2016 03:33

Drad_Bert: Jun 26, 2013; by Smythe

I GY U K U K
MAC C C C !

# ? Jun 30, 2016 03:35

Helical Nightmares: Apr 30, 2009

satanic splash-back posted:

One time I went to the doctor and he told me I had sickle cell anime which was really weird because I don't watch cartoons??

He meant splinter cell anemia. A stealth condition.

# ? Jun 30, 2016 03:35

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

Parallax Scroll posted:

i made a picture

I see no fewer than 5 holes in this picture.. very sexy :wth:

# ? Jun 30, 2016 03:35

a shiny rock: Nov 13, 2009

Helical Nightmares posted:

He meant splinter cell anemia. A stealth condition.

lol

# ? Jun 30, 2016 03:36

satanic splash-back: Jan 28, 2009

Helical Nightmares posted:

He meant splinter cell anemia. A stealth condition.

Well that makes a little more sense

# ? Jun 30, 2016 03:36

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

Helical Nightmares posted:

He meant splinter cell anemia. A stealth condition.

Actually he meant Splinter Cell: Armenia

# ? Jun 30, 2016 03:37

Enfield: May 30, 2011; by Nyc_Tattoo

# ? Jun 30, 2016 03:37

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

Helical Nightmares posted:

He meant splinter cell anemia. A stealth condition.

I'm not sure I like his hair cut.

# ? Jun 30, 2016 03:37

damn horror queefs: Oct 14, 2005; say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator

Lichy posted:

Op made me eat his rear end for a bag of coffee

# ? Jun 30, 2016 03:37

Two Free Toppings: Jul 1, 2007; SUCK
THE
SHIT
OUT
OF
MY
OWN
ASSHOLE

Helical Nightmares posted:

.

With all that stuff on their faces its going to be tricky to do a Spider-Man kiss.

# ? Jun 30, 2016 03:38

let it mellow: Jun 1, 2000; Dinosaur Gum

Enfield posted:

same

# ? Jun 30, 2016 03:44

Hector Beerlioz: Jun 16, 2010; aw, hec

I'm a Namekian, my blood has trouble clotting

# ? Jun 30, 2016 03:46

Stunt_enby: Feb 6, 2010; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

OP was so salty about his redtext avatar he spent 10 dollars 😂😂😂

# ? Jun 30, 2016 04:00

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

VendaGoat posted:

The opposing view.

The "other side"

The "contrarians".

Whelp assholes. Since we seem to be a CIA sleeper cell, let's loving act like it.

Director Tenet has asked us to take liberties in accordance with strengthening the posting strategy of this dead gay forum.

How would you, a member of the "other side" of GIBBIS post in an effort to destroy these forums. So that Blue Cell can learn and ultimately combat it?

�If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles. If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat. If you know neither the enemy nor yourself, you will succumb in every battle.� - Sun Tzu

If I was a subversive element, I would first identify the more popular, charismatic posters and censor their speech.

I would then identify, "abnormal" posts that did not further the "sites" goal and "gas" them.

After that I would attempt to Implement my own "opinion" into said posting policy, instead of allowing any sort of dissenting view.

I would attempt, in all earnest, to make a "insular echo chamber" akin to that of a former version, that we are all well aware with. And subjugate any distension.

That is my personal "red cell" view of GBS.

Tell me yours.