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gooberfactor
Jun 30, 2016

by Shine
i like the jail chicks myself.

what about you guys? let's get creative here.

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gooberfactor fucked around with this message at 05:07 on Jun 30, 2016

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
Redhead preferably. Laid back, good humor. Not a moderator of a fitness forum. Simple things OP.

gooberfactor
Jun 30, 2016

by Shine

Chinatown posted:

Not a moderator of a fitness forum.

wtf?

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx
im an rear end man

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

gooberfactor posted:

i like the jail chicks myself:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QUyC6faq0M

what about you guys? let's get creative here.

one who could kick my rear end.
scars and tattoos are a bonus

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx
hobbies include: signing my posts

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

the bans are gonna rain down now, everybody take cover :tinfoil:

Captain Splashback
Jan 1, 2007

BY APPOINTMENT TO HER MAJESTY
QUEEN ELIZABETH II
SPLASHBACK HOLDINGS LTD
PUCKINS AND PRINTERS PURVEYORS
I like womens. Especially when they know more about GoT than I do.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Serviette posted:

I like womens. Especially when they know more about GoT than I do.

I know a woman who used to be really into GoT, then realized it was bad and dumb and stopped watching it. So I'd say she could teach you a thing or two.

Should I set you up?

down n out
Sep 16, 2008

Nap Ghost
Preferably without a penis

Captain Splashback
Jan 1, 2007

BY APPOINTMENT TO HER MAJESTY
QUEEN ELIZABETH II
SPLASHBACK HOLDINGS LTD
PUCKINS AND PRINTERS PURVEYORS

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

I know a woman who used to be really into GoT, then realized it was bad and dumb and stopped watching it. So I'd say she could teach you a thing or two.

Should I set you up?

Yes please.

Does she like wine? If so, what kind? If not, what's her stance on cloths with strange odours?

gooberfactor
Jun 30, 2016

by Shine

down n out posted:

Preferably without a penis

you don't know how to have fun.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
I don't know whose rereg you are OP, I haven't been able to figger it out yet

Captain Splashback
Jan 1, 2007

BY APPOINTMENT TO HER MAJESTY
QUEEN ELIZABETH II
SPLASHBACK HOLDINGS LTD
PUCKINS AND PRINTERS PURVEYORS

That garden really needs a sprinkler.

Robot Pride
Aug 2, 2010

by exmarx
women that are laid back and like to sit in the yard and chill, op

construction sites totally optional

:nws: http://i.imgur.com/1jHQdRA.jpg :nws:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
CO,CT

ChesterJT
Dec 28, 2003

Mounty Pumper's Flying Circus

Chinatown posted:

Redhead preferably. Laid back, good humor. Not a moderator of a fitness forum. Simple things OP.

This guy gets it.

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



brunette
glasses
good sense of humor
dark complexion a plus

sorry if this offends anyone

Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010

I only like Indian girls, possibly due to a brain disease or chemical imbalance but I'm not complaining

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



my past three exes have been black girl -> half black girl -> white girl but now i'm talking to another black girl. maybe i'm cyclical

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
under five foot with dark hair and d cups

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

down n out posted:

Preferably without a penis

loving human being

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gooberfactor
Jun 30, 2016

by Shine

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

loving human being

lol

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
Tall, extroverted black women. Basically Leslie Jones.

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
Dewclaws and intestinal worms.

frogge
Apr 7, 2006


The kind that are into me.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

frogge posted:

The kind that are into me.

so, imaginary

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

just ray posted:

im an rear end/baps man

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

i got yellow fever

Thots and Prayers
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.
Grimey Drawer
I like the Jugglettes myself. I like my women unpredictable.


Hands too calloused, 2/10 would not accept handy from

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Alive and consenting.

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

i like the ones with good personalities

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Inzombiac posted:

Alive and consenting.

best post in the thread

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

Inzombiac posted:

Alive and consenting.

lol look at this guy with the impossibly high standards

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Inzombiac posted:

Alive and consenting.

prude

gooberfactor
Jun 30, 2016

by Shine

Tuxedo Gin posted:

lol look at this guy with the impossibly high standards

lol

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
wait a second, is this that retard who keeps shilling for his garbage youtube channel?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Tuxedo Gin posted:

lol look at this guy with the impossibly high standards



Look. The dead can't consent.
No matter how hard you tell the judge that her ghost wanted it, it aint legal. I know

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Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

Look. The dead can't consent.
No matter how hard you tell the judge that her ghost wanted it, it aint legal. I know

the dead also cannot testify

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