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The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.

Doctor Schnabel posted:

long island accent

Dude.

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Machai
Feb 21, 2013

just ray posted:

im an rear end, man

Soup du Journey
Mar 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

i KNOW...and yet here we are :negative:

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich
I'm not really into women who aren't currently in a long-term relationship with me, or women who are

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010
Curiosity, bookish and flowing hair :swoon:
:swoon:

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
That lady from the Young Turks is pretty cute. I'd let her talk about injustice allll day

soy
Jul 7, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Drunk barefoot and horny.

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.
Literal midgets.

Let us English
Feb 21, 2004

Actual photo of Let Us English, probably seen here waking his wife up in the morning talking about chemical formulae when all she wants is a hot cup of shhhhh

Erostratus posted:

Depressed cutters with BPD, preferably with slightly hooked noses.

That brings me back to my early 20s.

Soup du Journey
Mar 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

soy posted:

Drunk barefoot and horny.

this is good 2

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Mirrors posted:

Good strong muscles a giant hard cock short hair and a beard. I like my women to be men is what I'm saying.

Pm me

Car Hater
May 7, 2007

wolf. bike.
Wolf. Bike.
Wolf! Bike!
WolfBike!
WolfBike!
ARROOOOOO!
Kind, intelligent, curious and excited about the world but finds my misanthropy endearing, no mass of hair 'round the bootyhole.

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



Business Gorillas posted:

my past three exes have been black girl -> half black girl -> white girl but now i'm talking to another black girl. maybe i'm cyclical
Hell yea, brown girls.

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
Sad brunettes. But just melancholy, not clinically depressed.

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



I'll be real, any cutie that wants to spend time getting to know me and letting me get to know them is my type

Bedevere
Jun 24, 2005
Grimey Drawer
Deuce times 5, that's my type women.

WorldsStongestNerd
Apr 28, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
5ft 3, 170 pounds. Blond, double d's.

Just a short butterball with tits as big as her head.

tenspott
Aug 1, 2002

by FactsAreUseless
Tall, athletic brunettes with big breasts, large lips, and nice teeth. They've got to be at least an 8, have modelling experience, enjoy watching me play videogames, and a bachelor's is the bare minimum. Oh, and most of her extended family should be dead or estranged so I don't have to go to loving family functions. Being really flexible, like a yoga teacher is a plus.

Gamer With Dignity
May 15, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
Fun to talk to, good chemistry, knows how to get crazy.

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
Looking for woman willing to ruthlessly peg my rear end, PAWGs a plus

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
I like my woman like I like my death

Slow and bloody

I like my women like I like my teeth

Yellowed and broken

I like my woman like I like my car

Loud and heavy

AlexanderCA
Jul 21, 2010

by Cyrano4747
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9qYF9DZPdw

AlexanderCA fucked around with this message at 17:25 on Jun 30, 2016

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6m1rqnwTCX8

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010
Like this !




Or even this mysterious one

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Greatest opening of an album ever

John Stabb
Jun 28, 2016

I like the ones that cure my mental illness

Mirage
Oct 27, 2000

All is for the best, in this, the best of all possible worlds
Actual answer -- Smart, sarcastic, funny, likes to laugh, a bit shy but not emotionally stunted or anything, a reader. Glasses a plus.

Joke answer -- I like my women like I like my coffee: dumb and horny.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
The kind that would make Beef raps aimed at the enemies of my hot dog stand, OP

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

John Stabb posted:

I like the ones that cure my mental illness

I know this girl named Beretta...

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

I'm all about fat black chicks op

insulated staircase
Aug 21, 2014

hookers!

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
Legal holes.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
They look like Faye Dunaway

e: really though they just need to have boobs.

Robot Pride
Aug 2, 2010

by exmarx

Decebal posted:

Like this !




amazing in at least several ways

Gamer With Dignity
May 15, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
Also she needs to read GOOD books (No Twilight, no 50 Shades. And they have to be real books, the ones that have paper. gently caress your kindle bitch), drink beer and tap water, and like to go for walks.

Gamer With Dignity fucked around with this message at 17:21 on Jun 30, 2016

Nic Cage dick cage
Jun 23, 2009

Lipstick Apathy



only brunette.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

oncearoundaltair posted:




only brunette.

This guy likes girls who smell like barns, haha

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Physically: Six foot six with enormous tits bigger than her head, black hair down to her butt, a little bit of a spare tire/gut but not so much that her waist isn't obvious, broad hips, huge rear end, thick thighs and long legs.

Personality: mentat level intellect who loves reading, especially fantasy and science fi. Not as creative as me but creative enough to have a hobby I find interesting. Should be mischievous and have a sense of humor, especially about sex.

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ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX
a smart one so I guess you could say I like to fantasize a lot ha ha

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