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Jordan Dunn. Not-white, likes rap, likes to cook spicy food, is a super model.
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logical phalluses posted:i want to propose to this woman She be looking like a 12yo that is disappointed with Dad.
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armed with surface to air, air to air, radar and heat-seeking missiles
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:armed with surface to air, air to air, radar and heat-seeking missiles You can tell this is a fantasy because air to air and surface to air missiles would never coexist on the same platform.
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Jun 30, 2016 17:48
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Drawn by a Japanese animator.
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Applewhite posted:You can tell this is a fantasy because air to air and surface to air missiles would never coexist on the same platform. wow way to be bigoted dude wth  check your cis-missile priviledge
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Jun 30, 2016 17:49
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Hector Beerlioz posted:This guy likes girls who smell like barns, haha could be worse she could smell like some goons living room
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Jun 30, 2016 17:56
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oncearoundaltair posted:could be worse she could smell like some goons living room Wow, low blow
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oncearoundaltair posted:could be worse she could smell like some goons living room shots fired
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Jun 30, 2016 17:58
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I like girls that eat pussy and have nipples the size of my thumb.
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oncearoundaltair posted:could be worse she could smell like some goons living room 
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Applewhite posted:Physically: Six foot six with enormous tits bigger than her head, black hair down to her butt, a little bit of a spare tire/gut but not so much that her waist isn't obvious, broad hips, huge rear end, thick thighs and long legs. Exactly this but she should be a 50+ year old down syndrome who is 4foot 6. My thinking is: - If you get to 50 years old with downs you have good genes - I like to be at least a foot and a half taller than everyone else around me else I feel insecure - I like it when I show my partner my animes for the 100th time and they still clap their hands and cheer. - Retard strength is great when you need to jack up the car to change a tyre.
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Just as long as they're open open-minded, curious about things in general, and smart enough in general to meet some kinda undefined threshold I'm probably good generalized intelligence is kinda hard to pin down but like if I find one Minion meme in your Facebook history there will be no exceptions you get ONE and ONLY one of those "landscape with inspirational quote on it" things per 6 months
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Cnut the Great posted:have you ever met an actual average woman who works out before. they don't look like that yeah there's 3 girls in my gym who are that muscular and they're really friendly and always offer me juice, saying i desperately need it but i explain i only drink water and that one retarded coffee full of butter called BULLETPROOF COFFFEE
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Jun 30, 2016 18:23
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A woman who ignores the smell and the crumbs and the crippling alcoholism long enough to touch my dilz. Such a woman is my dream.
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Maoist Pussy posted:She be looking like a 12yo that is disappointed with Dad. its not too surprised goons find that hot tbh
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:wow way to be bigoted dude wth A cissile, if you will.
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So i thought up about unexpected analogy about tanking in EvE and seducing women. It basically goes like this: Shield is invisible force field which is the first line of defense. Until you warm your lady with words she won't let you into her personal space and you will bounce off much like bouncing off POS force field. Next up is armor tanking which is more materialistic like armor plates on a ship and clothes on a woman. Once that is removed it's almost clear path to penetrating structure. Much like in a game where structure tank is usually a joke and goes quickly so is with women, only virgin ones will give you some resistance. But at that point it's pretty much over and ship is destroyed. So from all that you can also deduct that there are different women out there as there are different ships in the game. Some women might be Caldari oriented and will be playing hard to get from the start but the armor will melt quickly. On the other side Amarr girls will be easier to get close to, but will require more foreplay and multiple making out sessions to actually remove all armor. So next time you see girl wearing trench coat with 5 layers of clothes you can safely assume she might as well have an Amarr Victor tattoo and lives in Providence. So with that information you can adjust your game to get maximum results, just be on a lookout for navy exequror type girls who will surprise you at the end and try to wiggle out of you "hitting that structure". PS: I might have had one drink too many today 
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Jul 1, 2016 08:37
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WeaponGradeSadness posted:I only like Indian girls, possibly due to a brain disease or chemical imbalance but I'm not complaining Curry
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Jul 1, 2016 08:55
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actually my favorite ladies are back in pawg form
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Jul 1, 2016 09:13
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One that can tolerate my midnight bouts of unconsolable weeping.
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3 feet tall No teeth Doesnt talk much Able to stand for hours at a time And a flat head for me to put my beer while the game is on
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Applewhite posted:You can tell this is a fantasy because air to air and surface to air missiles would never coexist on the same platform.  Those rocket pods should work in ground mode and it's BULLSHIT that they don't.
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Had to Google long island accent but agreed
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Also muscles are good and cool on ladies
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Jul 1, 2016 12:47
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A pansexual free spirit with half her head shaved and more debt than the nation of Venezuela
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Jul 1, 2016 14:09
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Not fat.
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Jul 1, 2016 14:44
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Tall-ish brunetee with glasses, knee length skirt high heels and stockings. not too fat, not too ugly.
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PANIC ON FUNKOTRON posted:Tall-ish brunetee with glasses, knee length skirt high heels and stockings. not too fat, not too ugly. I can do everything but the brunette part. Would you gently caress me?
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Jul 1, 2016 14:54
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Has anyone said "no fat chicks" yet? Because no fat chicks.
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Dely Apple posted:So i thought up about unexpected analogy about tanking in EvE and seducing women. It basically goes like this: Shield is invisible force field which is the first line of defense. Until you warm your lady with words she won't let you into her personal space and you will bounce off much like bouncing off POS force field. Next up is armor tanking which is more materialistic like armor plates on a ship and clothes on a woman. Once that is removed it's almost clear path to penetrating structure. Much like in a game where structure tank is usually a joke and goes quickly so is with women, only virgin ones will give you some resistance. But at that point it's pretty much over and ship is destroyed.
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Germstore posted:Has anyone said "no fat chicks" yet? Because no fat chicks. Yeah, sorry
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Dely Apple posted:So i thought up about unexpected analogy about tanking in EvE and seducing women. It basically goes like this: Shield is invisible force field which is the first line of defense. Until you warm your lady with words she won't let you into her personal space and you will bounce off much like bouncing off POS force field. Next up is armor tanking which is more materialistic like armor plates on a ship and clothes on a woman. Once that is removed it's almost clear path to penetrating structure. Much like in a game where structure tank is usually a joke and goes quickly so is with women, only virgin ones will give you some resistance. But at that point it's pretty much over and ship is destroyed. source your quotes
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Jul 1, 2016 15:28
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The very rich kind
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Jul 1, 2016 15:32
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I'm only armed with a Civilian Missile Launcher and two mining lasers. 
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Germstore posted:I'm only armed with a Civilian Missile Launcher and two mining lasers. could you jury rig those mining lasers into quantum lasers? the frequency variance will change too quickly for their shielding to adapt and give you a fighting chance vaya con dios
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Ooh baby absolutely.
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