Just Introvert Things

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Squashing Machine: Jul 5, 2005; I mean boning, the wild mambo, the hunka chunka

� Not going out to bars, it's very loud there and there's, ugh, people :rolleyes:

� Wearing sunglasses on the subway train so you don't accidentally make eye contact with someone
� Letting your hair grow long because you don't want to make small talk with a barber
� talking constantly about how introverted you are to literally anyone who will listen apparently

# ? Jun 30, 2016 07:19

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Blurry Gray Thing: Jun 3, 2009

E1M1 posted:

• ~~talking~~ posting constantly about how introverted you are to literally anyone who will listen apparently

Just lol if you think I can talk to people in person without screaming and fainting.

# ? Jun 30, 2016 07:21

Typical Pubbie: May 10, 2011

suck the poo poo from my rear end in a top hat

# ? Jun 30, 2016 07:22

Booty Pageant: Apr 20, 2012

� spending all day thinking about introverted things
� in reality im doing this

# ? Jun 30, 2016 07:28

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

E1M1 posted:

� Not going out to bars, it's very loud there and there's, ugh, people
I like going to bars and meeting new people, that I will never see again
� Wearing sunglasses on the subway train so you don't accidentally make eye contact with someone
I used to wear sunglasses inside to gently caress with people
� Letting your hair grow long because you don't want to make small talk with a barber
Last time I got my hair cut professionally, all she wanted to talk about was Trump
� talking constantly about how introverted you are to literally anyone who will listen apparently

# ? Jun 30, 2016 07:33

Enfield: May 30, 2011; by Nyc_Tattoo

dying of aids in a swamp

# ? Jun 30, 2016 07:40

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

�Player tries to pick me up at a bar
�My response,

# ? Jun 30, 2016 07:42

kazr: Jan 28, 2005

Enfield posted:

dying of aids in a swamp

please be more respectful of brexit

# ? Jun 30, 2016 07:42

Squashing Machine: Jul 5, 2005; I mean boning, the wild mambo, the hunka chunka

s0m3 guy posted:

� spending all day thinking about introverted things
� in reality im doing this

Introverts will rule the world, one way or the other

# ? Jun 30, 2016 07:43

redm: Feb 20, 2016; Sugartime Jones

E1M1 posted:

literally

# ? Jun 30, 2016 07:44

Macnult: Jul 7, 2013

� Using one knife for the peanut butter and a different knife for the jelly.
� Admiring and identifying with rechargeable batteries.
� Excited by lame poo poo yet bored by cool things.

# ? Jun 30, 2016 07:44

Jukeboxblues: Jul 29, 2015; Grimey Drawer

-Doesn't know the difference between the words introverted and rear end in a top hat

# ? Jun 30, 2016 07:46

Bokito: Jul 25, 2007; Going Ape

*mumble mumble something*

# ? Jun 30, 2016 07:46

Blurry Gray Thing: Jun 3, 2009

Bokito posted:

*mumble mumble something*

I, too, like books.

# ? Jun 30, 2016 07:46

Iron Prince: Aug 28, 2005; Buglord

i like how

# ? Jun 30, 2016 07:47

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

Jukeboxblues posted:

-Doesn't know the difference between the words introverted and rear end in a top hat

Iron Prince posted:

i like how

# ? Jun 30, 2016 07:49

Squashing Machine: Jul 5, 2005; I mean boning, the wild mambo, the hunka chunka

Macnult posted:

� Using one knife for the peanut butter and a different knife for the jelly.
� Admiring and identifying with rechargeable batteries.
� Excited by lame poo poo yet bored by cool things.

So. Much. This.

# ? Jun 30, 2016 07:55

Riot Bimbo: Dec 28, 2006

I SPENT MY ENTIRE GODDAMN TEENAGE YEARS AND A HUGE CHUNK OF MY 20s OBSESSING OVER MY INTROVERSION AND THEN ONE DAY I CARED A LOT LESS AND SUDDENLY I BECAME VERY COMFORTABLE IN MY OWN SKIN AND SMILED AS I ACCEPTED MY FATE TO DIE ALONE.

# ? Jun 30, 2016 08:16

KomodoWagon: May 10, 2013; by R. Guyovich

Macnult posted:

� Using one knife for the peanut butter and a different knife for the jelly.

Suck actual poo poo out of my butthole if you don't do this, you fuckman

# ? Jun 30, 2016 08:31

Tuxedo Gin: May 21, 2003; Classy.

using a cleaver to hack yourself open so you can turn yourself inside out. now, you are extroverted

and blissfully dead

# ? Jun 30, 2016 08:33

abigserve: Sep 13, 2009; this is a better avatar than what I had before

Hobbies? I like video games

# ? Jun 30, 2016 08:40

Angela Lansburial: Feb 9, 2005; Nothing to see here.

E1M1 posted:

• Letting your hair grow long because you don't want to make small talk with a barber

I did this until I found an old-timey barber shop where they cut hair in silence

it was a revelation

# ? Jun 30, 2016 08:59

Tuxedo Gin: May 21, 2003; Classy.

or you could save the cash and go to a middle age vietnamese immigrant that doesn't speak english

# ? Jun 30, 2016 09:01

Tuxedo Gin: May 21, 2003; Classy.

and then after you've had sex you go home and cut your own drat hair with a $30 set of clippers from target

# ? Jun 30, 2016 09:02

Blurry Gray Thing: Jun 3, 2009

� Buying a second Digimon so your Digimon has someone to battle.

ONLY INTROVERTED 90S KIDS WILL GET THIS!

# ? Jun 30, 2016 09:09

CJacobs: Apr 17, 2011; Reach for the moon!

hemophilia posted:

I SPENT MY ENTIRE GODDAMN TEENAGE YEARS AND A HUGE CHUNK OF MY 20s OBSESSING OVER MY INTROVERSION AND THEN ONE DAY I CARED A LOT LESS AND SUDDENLY I BECAME VERY COMFORTABLE IN MY OWN SKIN AND SMILED AS I ACCEPTED MY FATE TO DIE ALONE.

Me too!

# ? Jun 30, 2016 09:13

Morzhovyye: Mar 2, 2013

HASHTAG drat ITS TRUE

# ? Jun 30, 2016 09:22

Archer666: Dec 27, 2008

Chat with online friends, only talk about video games.

# ? Jun 30, 2016 09:25

CJacobs: Apr 17, 2011; Reach for the moon!

Odobenidae posted:

HASHTAG drat ITS TRUE

REMEMBER: treat your fellow human beings like they are alien specimens in a zoo, it's actually respectful if you really think about it

# ? Jun 30, 2016 09:39

KomodoWagon: May 10, 2013; by R. Guyovich

I'm the "good vibes"

# ? Jun 30, 2016 09:40

Blurry Gray Thing: Jun 3, 2009

KomodoWagon posted:

I'm the "good vibes"

I'm glad my hamster ball keeps you out.

# ? Jun 30, 2016 09:42

zegs: Aug 21, 2008; Too zegs to live
Too zegs to die
Too zegsy for this shirt
Too zegs to exist

*be's an aloof arsehole all day
*ugh god I'm mentally fatigued

# ? Jun 30, 2016 09:44

KomodoWagon: May 10, 2013; by R. Guyovich

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

I'm glad my hamster ball keeps you out.

Please stay on topic.

# ? Jun 30, 2016 10:05

Morzhovyye: Mar 2, 2013

CJacobs posted:

REMEMBER: treat your fellow human beings like they are alien specimens in a zoo, it's actually respectful if you really think about it

Please do not engage with me as it drains my social energy. I'm going to go read a book now instead of going to the movies.

# ? Jun 30, 2016 10:17

Erostratus: Jun 18, 2011; by R. Guyovich

* fantasize about going to prison in order to spend rest of life in solitary confinement sleeping and reading.

# ? Jun 30, 2016 10:21

Jellidelic: Nov 28, 2011

watches futurama
cat person
can identify new books and old books by smell
knows a lot about loving from reading articles
easy to convince to do laundry
cooks a few dishes really well but thats it
democrat

# ? Jun 30, 2016 10:23

Typical Pubbie: May 10, 2011

# ? Jun 30, 2016 10:33

Ecstatic Elastic: Oct 30, 2008; She's just spun

Taking it personal and holding a grudge when I don't get invited to social gatherings, knowing full well that if I do get invited, there's no way in hell I'm going.

# ? Jun 30, 2016 10:35

Flesh Forge: Jan 31, 2011; LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

I just introverted my balls, I can't recommend it

# ? Jun 30, 2016 10:44

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Sponge Baathist: Jan 30, 2010; by FactsAreUseless

I just take acid without telling/sharing and let people deal with the problem on their hands

# ? Jun 30, 2016 10:47

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