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what do i do. should i scare her out with a broom. or maybe put out a bowl of water?
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omg
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Jun 30, 2016 17:02
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show her your pokemon
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logical phalluses posted:what do i do. should i scare her out with a broom. or maybe put out a bowl of water? Uh, is she breathing?
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Jun 30, 2016 17:04
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moms don't count as girls, dude
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:show her your pokemon Use your lickitung and make her squirtle, then smoke some weedle.
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Jun 30, 2016 17:05
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Iron Crowned posted:Uh, is she breathing? yes she said 'hi' to me
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Tuxedo Gin posted:moms don't count as girls, dude i think she is far too young to be a mom. unless she was a 'teen mom'
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Jun 30, 2016 17:06
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what is his name?
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logical phalluses posted:yes she said 'hi' to me Whoa, welcome to 2nd base, champ!
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Jun 30, 2016 17:06
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just ray posted:what is his name? i don't know. do i need to know that
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just ray posted:what is his name?
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Jun 30, 2016 17:07
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Start dry humping the tv while staring directly into her eyes.
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Jun 30, 2016 17:07
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poke it with a "stick"
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Jun 30, 2016 17:08
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watch out for her boner!!
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Jun 30, 2016 17:08
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSJMISy5UgY
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Jun 30, 2016 17:08
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Ugh say 'Hi' back you sperghero
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logical phalluses posted:i don't know. do i need to know that i think it would make the story more interesting, but hey, its your thread
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i don't see her there anymore, but what i'm assuming are her belongings are still there. does this mean she's made a nest?
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logical phalluses posted:i don't see her there anymore, but what i'm assuming are her belongings are still there. does this mean she's made a nest? rifle through her possessions and report back
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:show her your pokemon
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Jun 30, 2016 17:10
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Are you sure you aren't looking in a mirror, OP?
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what pokemon do girls like best
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logical phalluses posted:what pokemon do girls like best magiktrouserkarp
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Applewhite posted:Are you sure you aren't looking in a mirror, OP? her hair was much longer than mine and she was wearing a dress
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logical phalluses posted:what pokemon do girls like best Evee, Charmander, hitmontop, gengar, lucario and lugia
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Jun 30, 2016 17:13
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logical phalluses posted:her hair was much longer than mine and she was wearing a dress Past tense. Did you murder her already?
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Tag her and set her free so you can track her migratory habits.
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logical phalluses posted:her hair was much longer than mine and she was wearing a dress And you're sure it was a dress and not a utilikilt?
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logical phalluses posted:what pokemon do girls like best Why don't you ask her?
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logical phalluses posted:her hair was much longer than mine and she was wearing a dress maybe it was a ghost. THat means you now have a ghost nest in your house.
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Gamer With Dignity posted:Why don't you ask her? LOL then he'd have to talk to her hahahahah dumbass
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set out a bowl of water and then draw blood from your palm with a sharp blade and drip some onto the ground in a trail leading to the bowl of water, this serves as a display of goodwill.
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spregalia posted:Past tense. Did you murder her already? im hiding in my room in case she has rabies.
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Iron Crowned posted:maybe it was a ghost. THat means you now have a ghost nest in your house. 
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Iron Crowned posted:maybe it was a ghost. THat means you now have a ghost nest in your house. PIIIIIIISSSSSS
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tell her to put the the lotion in the basket
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ghlbtsk posted:tell it to put the the lotion in the basket
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Run in zig zags so she can't get a bead on you.
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