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symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

kill her and wear her skin

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ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
drop chaff and flares to misdirect her guided missile systems

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

symbolic posted:

kill her and wear her skin

YOu can't kill ghosts, idiot

Gamer With Dignity
May 15, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

psychokitty posted:

LOL then he'd have to talk to her hahahahah dumbass

It's okay to talk to girls.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Iron Crowned posted:

YOu can't kill ghosts, idiot

but you can bust them

and bustin makes me feel good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tdyU_gW6WE

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Iron Crowned posted:

YOu can't kill ghosts, idiot
can't ghosts kill other ghosts or some poo poo, though

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

but you can bust them

and bustin makes me feel good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tdyU_gW6WE

I dunno man, I want a ghost friend, we could go around doing ghost things

logical phalluses
Mar 18, 2009

The living look upon the corpse with their eyesight,
But without eyesight lingers a different living and looks
curiously on the corpse.
important UPDATE guys: i went to take a shower and i saw her saying goodbye to roommate and then leaving. i think she might be his pet. i just hope she doesn't pee in the house.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

symbolic posted:

can't ghosts kill other ghosts or some poo poo, though

Nah, only Jesus can kill ghosts, but you have to hire him first

client
Aug 19, 2010

sell her underwear to perverts on the internet. promo code: SAgoon

Nic Cage dick cage
Jun 23, 2009

Lipstick Apathy

logical phalluses posted:

what do i do. should i scare her out with a broom. or maybe put out a bowl of water?

PureEvil6_13
Jun 1, 2004

I LIKE PETA AND THINK THAT SCIENCE IS EVIL
What is a 'room. . .mate?'

MaliciousBiz
Mar 28, 2010

I Pay to Poast on Internet

logical phalluses posted:

important UPDATE guys: i went to take a shower and i saw her saying goodbye to roommate and then leaving. i think she might be his pet. i just hope she doesn't pee in the house.

I bet she got her period blood everywhere

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
stand perfectly still op

their vision is based on movement

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

logical phalluses posted:

important UPDATE guys: i went to take a shower and i saw her saying goodbye to roommate and then leaving. i think she might be his pet. i just hope she doesn't pee in the house.

sniff roommate's sheets

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Can't remember the last time a girl was in my living room :(

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Can't remember the last time a girl was in my living room :(

you don't have a living room

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Can't remember the last time a girl was in my living room :(

girls dont exist, idiot

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Can't remember the last time a girl was in my living room :(
your time is up

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8O4UWeAglU

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

psychokitty posted:

you don't have a living room

I do live in a studio, so i guess it's one big living room.

Will girls laugh at me if the see that I sleep on a day bed?

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

girls dont exist, idiot

Oh, thank goodness then, whew

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
OP, does your roommate's dick taste like a vagina?

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

Iron Crowned posted:

OP, does your roommate's dick taste like a vagina?

you

you're smart

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx

is that from "honey, i shrunk the kids"? i love that movie

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

just ray posted:

is that from "honey, i shrunk the kids"? i love that movie

casablanca 2

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I do live in a studio, so i guess it's one big living room.

Will girls laugh at me if the see that I sleep on a day bed?
I think the girls you bring back to your home will probably be too busy screaming/frantically trying to get the attention of passersby to laugh.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Iron Crowned posted:

Nah, only Jesus can kill ghosts, but you have to hire him first
what's his starting rate

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

When I was living with another guy and a girl my guy room-mate would always be overly nice to the random guys the female room-mate hooked up with, making them breakfast and coffee

I'm pretty sure they all thought that he and I were a gay couple

Smashurbanipal
Sep 12, 2009
ASK ME ABOUT BEING A SHITTY POSTER
make a small but thorough barrier of rock salt (kosher pref, obv) and diatomaceous earth in front of your bedroom door.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
It's finally time to show off your Magic: The Gathering collection.

I recommend a Blue/Black control deck. So hot.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Ask her why she's not in the kitchen? :shrug:

Nic Cage dick cage
Jun 23, 2009

Lipstick Apathy
does she smell like a barn?

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=e9AnwYi2Frk

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

logical phalluses posted:

what do i do. should i scare her out with a broom. or maybe put out a bowl of water?

post a pic

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
There is a grill in my living room

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

symbolic posted:

what's his starting rate
Your eternal soul

Nickelodeon Household
Apr 11, 2010

I like chocolate MIIIILK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bs0osMzTZQA

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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Each additional ghost is twenty shekels

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