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 Aww yeah motherfuckers, it's time for Second Christmas! AMAZON PRIME DAY is 12 days away - have you been a good non-specific gender this year? Because Jeff Bezos is listening to you through your Amazon Echo and making a list of all the economically pliant boys and girls and on Prime Morning he will fly through the air and slightly lower prices on some of his goods that he couldn't sell prior to this!!!! GET HYPED IT'S THE SECOND ANNUAL AMAZON PRIME DAY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XB4CxgneS4 Thots and Prayers fucked around with this message at 21:00 on Jun 30, 2016 |
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Last year nothing good was on sale.
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Jun 30, 2016 20:51
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And I'm not even clicking that video because the still image is some little scene girl.
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Jun 30, 2016 20:52
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Roylicious posted:Last year nothing good was on sale. I'm telling Papa Bezos and you ain't gonna get poo poo for Prime Day homie.
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Jun 30, 2016 20:54
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i ordered a seat warmer last year & it infected my taint, which ahd to be removed. 2 stars
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Jun 30, 2016 20:55
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I want an Echo. I like that Jeopardy app. I'm too lazy to turn my tv on at 7 pm.
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Jun 30, 2016 20:55
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Do they sell female companionship on Amazon? I am very lonely
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Jun 30, 2016 20:57
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Captain Yossarian posted:Do they sell female companionship on Amazon? I am very lonely You can get a plastic lady part there
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Jun 30, 2016 20:58
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Captain Yossarian posted:Do they sell female companionship on Amazon? I am very lonely Almost positive that a 55 gallon drum of lube was part of PRIME DAY last year. Bezos is wise and kind.
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Jun 30, 2016 20:59
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With any luck your crushing loneliness can be dulled for another year!
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Jun 30, 2016 21:05
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gently caress the ROW posted:i ordered a seat warmer last year & it infected my taint, which ahd to be removed. 2 stars another taint reaped
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Jun 30, 2016 21:09
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Hector Beerlioz posted:You can get a plastic lady part there Zahgaegun posted:Almost positive that a 55 gallon drum of lube was part of PRIME DAY last year. Bezos is wise and kind. Zahgaegun posted:With any luck your crushing loneliness can be dulled for another year! 
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Jun 30, 2016 21:13
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Zahgaegun posted:Jeff Bezos is listening to you through your Amazon Echo and making a list of all the economically pliant boys and girls and on Prime Morning he will fly through the air and slightly lower prices on some of his goods that he couldn't sell prior to this!!!! i enjoyed this sentence
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Jun 30, 2016 21:17
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Princely Rewards Including Megaman Ejaculate Do Await You
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Jun 30, 2016 21:24
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i have enough stuff
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Jun 30, 2016 21:25
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Parallax Scroll posted:i have enough stuff Arrest this degenerate.
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Jun 30, 2016 21:26
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Roylicious posted:Arrest this degenerate.
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Jun 30, 2016 21:28
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I ordered some spare micro USB charger cords today that were like 4for $5 on prime. Should I have waited for prime day?
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Jun 30, 2016 21:34
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King of Bees posted:I ordered some spare micro USB charger cords today that were like 4for $5 on prime. Should I have waited for prime day? should have lit that money on fire because those chargers are garbage which will probably slowly kill your phone, tablet, or whatever device you're using them on with 'dirty power' or whatever the gently caress because micro-usb is a godforsaken standard for idiots
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Jun 30, 2016 21:35
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Prime Day, the online version of your crazy aunt's tag sale.
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Jun 30, 2016 21:39
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I recently just deleted the screen shot I took last year of the amazing deal in bulk granny panties. Can't wait to get another order!!
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Jun 30, 2016 21:46
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6K_3WZ78Yg
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Jun 30, 2016 21:48
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Parallax Scroll posted:i have enough stuff But do you have enough poo poo?
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Jun 30, 2016 21:48
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last year there was nothing special on sale for PRIME DAY bunch of garbage
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Jul 8, 2016 16:20
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Roylicious posted:And I'm not even clicking that video because the still image is some little scene girl. I clicked the video and the girl was uncomfortably thin looking.
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Jul 8, 2016 16:22
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:should have lit that money on fire because those chargers are garbage which will probably slowly kill your phone, tablet, or whatever device you're using them on with 'dirty power' or whatever the gently caress because micro-usb is a godforsaken standard for idiots Yes. Monster® brand micro USB cables are the only thing that touches my galaxy s4!
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Jul 8, 2016 16:24
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I am thinking about a new spatula. Because blah blah is not what it is supposed to be.
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Jul 8, 2016 18:18
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tenspott posted:Yes. Monster® brand micro USB cables are the only thing that touches my galaxy s4! not even the awesome power of monster cables can fix the shitshow that is micro-usb
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Jul 8, 2016 18:50
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as far as i'm concerned, every day is prime day
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Jul 8, 2016 18:53
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Today is a prime day to die
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Jul 8, 2016 19:12
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I remember last year everyone was complaining how all the sale products were dumb and they couldn't frivolously throw money away. Amazon Prime is dumb. You can get 90% of the same poo poo (plus more) from Ebay stores for less price and with free shipping. When I realized this I went from ordering everything from Amazon to about 2-3 items from them per year.
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Jul 8, 2016 19:21
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Haier posted:I remember last year everyone was complaining how all the sale products were dumb and they couldn't frivolously throw money away. actually prime owns
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Jul 8, 2016 19:28
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prime is just another brilliant demonstration of how Amazon intentionally operates at a loss in order to drive out competition in the marketplace
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Jul 8, 2016 19:35
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tenspott posted:Yes. Monster® brand micro USB cables are the only thing that touches my galaxy s4! The cheap chargers have poor isolation from wall voltage. Usually it's fine, but sometimes you end up with 120 volts running through your cell phone. Your cell phone does not enjoy that.
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Jul 8, 2016 19:38
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Haier posted:I remember last year everyone was complaining how all the sale products were dumb and they couldn't frivolously throw money away. Sorry about living in Dogpatch or whatever bumfuck city doesn't have PrimeNow.
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Jul 8, 2016 19:41
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Germstore posted:The cheap chargers have poor isolation from wall voltage. Usually it's fine, but sometimes you end up with 120 volts running through your cell phone. Your cell phone does not enjoy that. but it's alright, because you can buy a marked up charger from the manufacturer of the device that is guaranteed to work! makes me so glad my phone uses micro-USB so that we're free of the tyranny of using marked up Apple accessories
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Jul 8, 2016 19:43
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FOUR DAYS TO MUTHAFUCKING PRIME DAY UNNNGGHH I CANT WAIT I'm spending my free time learning about the three different kinds of deals that you can get on prime day praise bezos. Was this helpful, you better believe it gonna click 'yes' so hard.
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Jul 8, 2016 19:43
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I want to gently caress
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Jul 8, 2016 19:43
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paul_soccer10 posted:I want to gently caress Wait for BACKPAGES DAY.
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Jul 8, 2016 19:44
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Prime is good but Prime Day last year was a complete bust for me and worthless all around so maybe it will be better this year??? idk, I just want a good SSD for cheap as poo poo
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