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Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
I'm usually not a prolific poster nor have much to contribute to the Gibbis, but I've diecded to dive into Anthrocon (the furry festival). It's super local, the weather's nice; I'm doin it! I DONT'T KNOW WHAT THE gently caress I"M DOING

Pro tip: Pre-register; it took like 3 hours to get this:



Not that anything's scheduled until tomorrow anyway, I guess there's dance nite but I'm safe at home.
I'll hit the sales floor and seminars tomorrow.

I'll do my best for AMA, send pics, learn stuff because Otters just do that kind of poo poo. But don't expect me to fall asleep holding your hand
paw!

:getin:

Masturbasturd fucked around with this message at 02:02 on Jul 1, 2016

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panascope
Mar 26, 2005

"Ironically" spending money to attend the furry convention, nice.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
did they ever figure out who tried to :gas: that convention in Chicago lol

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

i anticipate a legendary thread

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
Literal Nazi Furry

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
I like seeing the dudes en costume walking around outside the convention center, even the tough "urban" kids keep their distance because they know a true alpha when they see one

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
well this could be interesting

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
They are freakishly tall, but merely intrigue sigmas like myself

The Whole Internet
May 26, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
nice of them to give you free anal beads with your registration

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
you have brain damage

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
say hello to my friend I think his furry name is like Grindy or something, he's fat and has poorly died hair that looks like seaweed so it shouldn't be too hard to pick him out

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
a Facebook friend even made this for me:

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
Remember when furries were banned on sight? I miss those days.

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord
if you see Tumbles the Stair Dragon, push him down a flight of stairs, scream "YOU'RE PROTECTED NOW BITCH" and body slam him at the bottom of the stairs

AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx
Furry Wrestling Federation would be the poo poo

AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx
Do not try to google Furry Wresling because what you get is a 1hr video of an autistic kid playing with stuffed toys and its sad

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

That Robot posted:

if you see Tumbles the Stair Dragon, push him down a flight of stairs, scream "YOU'RE PROTECTED NOW BITCH" and body slam him at the bottom of the stairs
i looked this up and

quote:

At first, he reportedly tried to slit his throat with the broken lens from a pair of sunglasses. He threw himself down the cement stairs adjacent to the hotel's smoking area, getting stuck in the railings halfway down.
:laffo:

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
You don't hear much about furries anymore. Has the furry subculture matured since? I suspect other sorts of degenerate nightmare people have taken over the spotlight.

AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx

symbolic posted:

i looked this up and

:laffo:

Wow the whole thing is really a "rabbit" hole LOL

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

symbolic posted:

i looked this up and

:laffo:

ya if you do a google search for the name there's some zany poo poo

Slow-Scan Shep
Jul 11, 2001

Al Cowens posted:

You don't hear much about furries anymore. Has the furry subculture matured since? I suspect other sorts of degenerate nightmare people have taken over the spotlight.
something like 1 out of every 4 people left on this dead gay forum have a furry subculture presence

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

OP just outted himself as a furry. lol.

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib

papa_november posted:

something like 1 out of every 4 people left on this dead gay forum have a furry subculture presence

If this is true, i'm out

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
Next time ask her what she mains in Overwatch, OP.

It'll tell you all you need to know about her.

Edit: Wait. Wrong thread. Uh - furries are bad.

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
op do you self identify as a gay otter proctologist or ironically identify as a gay otter proctologist

Bardeh
Dec 2, 2004

Fun Shoe
hey OP. you're a fuckin' weirdo

E: dance night at furry con

Bardeh fucked around with this message at 02:48 on Jul 1, 2016

Slow-Scan Shep
Jul 11, 2001

Jeff Sichoe posted:

If this is true, i'm out
lowtax officially stopped caring, it's ok now

nobody has to care anymore, just bathe in the knowledge that furries and goons are both equally terrible groups of internet shut-ins

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

papa_november posted:

furries and goons are both equally terrible groups of internet shut-ins
yea

logical phalluses
Mar 18, 2009

The living look upon the corpse with their eyesight,
But without eyesight lingers a different living and looks
curiously on the corpse.
lol are you actually going to attend a furry con to post about it on gbs because that's incredible

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Well Op, I may.....

logical phalluses posted:

lol are you actually going to attend a furry con to post about it on gbs because that's incredible


:yikes:

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014

DoctorStrangelove posted:

OP just outted himself as a furry. lol.

I'm more like Furrlosopher. I'm just looking for a good deal on otter ears and hugs. :q:

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Hope you meet a nice mammal and tell them to yiff your dick fuckman.

legion989
Jan 18, 2013
Ground floor.

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


i saw a bunch of furries in the park this week

Robot Pride
Aug 2, 2010

by exmarx
ground floor

get laid by weirdos with low self esteem, op

AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx

Robot Pride posted:

ground floor

get laid by weirdos with low self esteem, op

let's be honest for a loving second here, people who are willing to dress up as sex animals in public are hell of a lot more self-confident and comfortable than we are

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

AugmentedVision posted:

let's be honest for a loving second here, people who are willing to dress up as sex animals in public are hell of a lot more self-confident and comfortable than we are

:yikes:

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy

symbolic posted:

i anticipate a legendary thread

Robot Pride
Aug 2, 2010

by exmarx

Champenema posted:

Furrlosopher.

this fuckin guy

AugmentedVision posted:

let's be honest for a loving second here, people who are willing to dress up as sex animals in public are hell of a lot more self-confident and comfortable than we are

not that i have any experience at all with this set but i get the impression a significant portion of that population feels more comfortable in public behind a mask/costume

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Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

Champenema posted:

a Facebook friend even made this for me:



lmbo

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