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My wife: *tired after a long day* Me: *hiding in closet with bouquet of roses and a basket of sensual oils, barely able to restrain my snickering*
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Jul 1, 2016 12:40
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*balances bucket of $100 bills over door*
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Jul 1, 2016 12:42
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Me: *snort!* Would you care for some fun. Here, take the last stick. Mark: Oh! Why, thank you! *Takes gum gratefully and places it in his mouth* Mmm! Delicious! Me: Enjoy your fresh breath, IDIOT!
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Jul 1, 2016 12:45
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Oh hey, what do we have here! *pulls a quarter from your ear* That must have been driving you nuts, if it would have gone any further it would have bust your eardrum.
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Jul 1, 2016 14:56
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i kiss you in public ad we fall in love lol pranked
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Jul 1, 2016 15:47
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Hey bud, why are you rock hard? Oh, that's right, I put ground up Viagra in your coffee. And your sandwich. And your shampoo. You can thank me later, chump.
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Jul 1, 2016 15:49
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I put a bag of money on your front porch and lit it on fire as I was ringing your doorbell. Hah jokes on you when you stomp it out and realize you can afford to pay your bills this month.
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Jul 1, 2016 15:55
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I just poo poo my pants in public. ... PRANKED!
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Jul 1, 2016 16:23
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[on suicide note] PRanked!!!
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Jul 1, 2016 16:33
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*Calls pizza delivery place* (In obvious falsetto) uhh yes this is Mrs. Bigbottom, I'd like to order a large cheese pizza with anchovies and garlic. The address? 300 Sucker street. I'll be paying in cash. 30 minutes later: *recieves pizzas as ordered and gives delivery boy generous tip*
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Jul 1, 2016 17:20
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*Fires stinger missile into Israel. It detonates over a crowd gathered to celebrate a bar mitzvah, delighting the crowd with a shower of colorful confetti*
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Jul 1, 2016 17:24
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I traveled around the world to find and match up missing sock pairs and return them to people. Suckers. 
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Jul 1, 2016 17:25
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here are those dvds i borrowed 
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Jul 1, 2016 17:27
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Ha ha here's and awesome prank IN THE HOOD where this guy pretends to give a homeless dude a lotto ticket and then he takes him to the store so he can check his numbers but here's the twist - he knows the guy at the store and he told him to pretend the homeless guy won a whole bunch of money and they even take out a whole fistful of hundos and count it out on the counter in front of him and then they tell him the truth and the homeless guy ends up crying like a baby lol, someone is going to find the guy who made those and beat the everloving poo poo out of him. And hopefully film it and put it on youtube. edit: wait, did he actually give him a house? I don't have time to watch these, I'm a busy and important person.
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Jul 1, 2016 17:28
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*Hidden camera footage of a man at a laundromat. He opens up his washing machine and is shocked to discover it's full of women's underwear!* Victoria's Secret Model: oh sorry, those are mine. There were no machines open. I hope you don't mind sharing! Man: uhhh model: here, let me make it up to you. *Kisses him passionately and slips him her number. That evening they meet up for a date which goes very well and leads to a night of passionate sex* *After the pair have collapsed, exhausted but satisfied in each other's arms, Ashton Kitchen jumps out of the closet!* Punk'd!!!!!!
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Jul 1, 2016 17:32
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*wake up from being drugged in a 5 star hotel room* Welcome to Hawaii, bitch
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Jul 1, 2016 17:37
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I was waiting in line at the Porsche dealership to buy a new Cayenne when the dude in front of me buying a Boxster says "oh no I forgot my wallet" so I says "no worries dude I got ya covered" and whipped out another briefcase of cash PUNK'D
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Jul 1, 2016 17:39
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I knocked on my neighbor's door and handed him a stack of his mail that had been misdelivered 'oh no these bills are all way past due" he cried "why did you keep my mail?" to which I casually replied "already taken care of my man" and gave him a pile of statements marked PAID haha 
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Jul 1, 2016 17:43
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gnarlyhotep posted:This is a heartwarming example of GBS 2, but do they still let threads like this live? The gnarlyhotep anti-prank is when you kill yourself from liver disease due to your alcoholism.
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Jul 1, 2016 17:52
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Applewhite posted:*Hidden camera footage of a man at a laundromat. He opens up his washing machine and is shocked to discover it's full of women's underwear!* Spunk'd
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Jul 1, 2016 17:56
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Sorry I took all that money you loaned me and blew it on lottery tickets Now we are both rich!!!!
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Jul 1, 2016 18:04
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Heath posted:The real anti-prank is to talk all the ironylord millennials into doing good things for people ironically and making society benevolent 
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Jul 1, 2016 18:13
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Hey, is your refrigerator running? No? It is now, rear end in a top hat!
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Jul 1, 2016 18:23
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Do you have Prince Albert in a can? No me and my family have been struggling for food for months Check your pantry rear end in a top hat!!!
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Jul 1, 2016 18:37
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Smash it Smash hit posted:Do you have Prince Albert in a can? You're going to make them eat tobacco? 
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Jul 1, 2016 18:39
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gnarlyhotep posted:This is a heartwarming example of GBS 2, but do they still let threads like this live? Ffs, what threads are "allowed" anymore? This dead gay forum gets less and less fun to lurk every day. And why the gently caress is Nooner banned again? Mods knew?
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Jul 1, 2016 18:46
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OctoberBlues posted:You're going to make them eat tobacco? Oh haha thought it was a food thing but yes, yes I am.
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Jul 1, 2016 18:47
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fuccboi left his laptop unlocked so i proof-read his term paper and corrected his formatting errors #wrekt
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Jul 1, 2016 19:05
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what's that you need to annotate ur bibliography? not anymore you dont 
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Jul 1, 2016 19:06
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dumbass was too scurred to talk to girls so i helped him figure out what made him an awesome person and a great catch which led him to ask out his dream girl they been married for 40 years happiest couple ever with 3 beautiful kids #shrekitywrekdfaggot
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Jul 1, 2016 19:25
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*Fixes Iraq hahahha asscan consider urself #punk'd
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Jul 1, 2016 19:41
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I gave Tom Sawyer a fake dollar to whitewash his fence!
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Jul 1, 2016 19:59
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I'm going to hack into your twitter, get your address, and send you pizzas I've already paid for
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Jul 1, 2016 20:43
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I wrote your girlfriend a note telling her how you really feel! She is really touched
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Jul 2, 2016 00:15
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You left your wallet in this shopping cart and then wandered off because you saw cake??? HAHAHAHA FATTY, I got the florist to hunt you down and give it back.
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Jul 2, 2016 00:22
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psychokitty posted:You left your wallet in this shopping cart and then wandered off because you saw cake??? 
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Jul 2, 2016 00:32
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*holds a gun to your head* Give me your wallet, rear end in a top hat! NOW! *takes wallet. Fills wallet with $100 bills. Gives wallet back.* Later, rear end in a top hat!
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Heh i touched your wife's boob  I am a doctor and we found the lump just in time!
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