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Suppose you see someone acting all weird and you ask them if they're choking? If they say yes they are choking the following are a few of the many ways you can be helpful in this situation. Feel free to add your tips and tricks but no sexual innuendos this is a serious topic I'm going to start with three different things you can do right at this moment, but first things first. You gotta clear your mind so you make the right decision.  First tip: Begin teasing  A well placed sick burn or ownage may cause the obstruction to spontaneously abort! Second tip: Walk away  You didn't ask for this problem! Third tip: FINISH HIM!  You are a merciful God and it's right to end his suffering…. Those are my tips for now, feel free to add your own!
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My tip is purple
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Jul 1, 2016 12:47
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[watching a man choke to death on a pretzel] i wish i could do that!
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Jul 1, 2016 12:58
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choking people are idiots who are paying zero attention to their wallets
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Jul 1, 2016 13:01
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If you see a snake choking in the wild with a whole fish halfway down his mouth don't worry! It's probably eating and not choking. My advice is to steal the fish or roast the snake with the fish inside it. Serve with a green salad.
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Jul 1, 2016 13:10
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Another good tip is to summon your familiar to protect you from the victim 
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Jul 1, 2016 13:26
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i got up on stage to perform but i choked.....was part of my penis puppet act funny af
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Jul 1, 2016 13:58
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Nation posted:i got up on stage to perform but i choked.....was part of my penis puppet act funny af FINISH HIM!!!
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Jul 1, 2016 14:00
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You have to go to a local fast food joint that has a sign on how to perform the Heimlich maneuver, then you go home to where your friend is choking and follow the steps to save their life.
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Jul 1, 2016 14:01
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:You have to go to a local fast food joint that has a sign on how to perform the Heimlich maneuver, then you go home to where your friend is choking and follow the steps to save their life. Is the sign behind or in front of the counter? Do I order something first?
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Jul 1, 2016 14:06
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* i pull out, saving ur moms old fat life lmbo *
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Jul 1, 2016 14:14
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deploy a roto-rooter to dislodge the obstruction
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Jul 1, 2016 14:45
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King of Bees posted:Suppose you see someone acting all weird and you ask them if they're choking? so what did you do to draw the ire of fyad op
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Jul 1, 2016 14:46
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*social anxiety takes over, desperately pretends not to notice choking man*
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Jul 1, 2016 16:34
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basement jihadist posted:* i pull out, saving ur moms old fat life lmbo *
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Jul 1, 2016 16:36
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i choked one time, not even on cock
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Jul 1, 2016 17:36
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:You have to go to a local fast food joint that has a sign on how to perform the Heimlich maneuver, then you go home to where your friend is choking and follow the steps to save their life. nice av
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Jul 1, 2016 17:38
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think up a witty one-liner about whatever it is choking them
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Jul 1, 2016 18:00
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Remind them they still play for the Golden State Warriors and get paid a good salary and live a good life
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Jul 1, 2016 18:02
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Ask if they wanna suck your dick because they are looking at you with longing eyes and making dick sucking noises. 
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Jul 1, 2016 18:52
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When you see somebody choking, don't use the Heimlich Maneuver. The Red Cross even suggests just 5 back slaps.
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Jul 1, 2016 18:57
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Android Bicyclist posted:When you see somebody choking, don't use the Heimlich Maneuver. The Red Cross even suggests just 5 back slaps. Why? It's like 100% effective. You're not supposed to do back slaps because it lodges the obstruction deeper in the trachea and someone might die when you could just do abdominal thrusts and finger swipes.
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Jul 1, 2016 19:00
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OP is an idiot. If the person choking answers "yes" then they are clearly not choking. 
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Jul 1, 2016 19:03
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I'm chocking my chicken, please send help.
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Jul 1, 2016 19:04
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If you rush up behind the person and gently caress them in the rear end really hard, often the object they are choking on will pop right out sometimes not though
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Jul 1, 2016 19:05
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Flesh Forge posted:If you rush up behind the person and gently caress them in the rear end really hard, often the object they are choking on will pop right out Only if your dick is long enough to pop it out from the bottom.
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Jul 1, 2016 19:06
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Why? It's like 100% effective. You're not supposed to do back slaps because it lodges the obstruction deeper in the trachea and someone might die when you could just do abdominal thrusts and finger swipes. but apparently this debate was/is a thing.
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Jul 1, 2016 19:07
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its 5 slaps on the nuts look it up
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Jul 1, 2016 19:09
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It hasn't been a debate since the late 50s dude.
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Jul 1, 2016 19:10
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Cartouche posted:OP is an idiot. If the person choking answers "yes" then they are clearly not choking. You've discovered my clue. They were never choking at all....
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Jul 1, 2016 20:49
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King of Bees posted:You've discovered my clue. They were never choking at all.... WAIT THERE ARE MORE THAN ONE OF THEM
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Jul 1, 2016 20:50
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satanic splash-back posted:[watching a man choke to death on a pretzel] i wish i could do that! These pretzels are making me thirsty. - a man choking on pretzels.
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Jul 1, 2016 20:51
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ask them what theyre choking on to get a better handle on the situation
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Jul 1, 2016 20:54
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inquire if they need a glass of water or something else to drink
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Jul 1, 2016 20:55
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:It hasn't been a debate since the late 50s dude. Pretty sure you are thinking of the 70s... when the Heimlich was discovered/invented... and quite clearly there is still a debate since the Red Cross uses a different technique in their literature. Also, the best way to help someone that is choking is to use your dick to shove what they are choking on down their throat. Like a plumbing snake would do.
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Jul 1, 2016 21:26
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Don't let go of their throat until they stop struggling then drag them away find a good place to bury them, mark the grave for future fuckman sessions.
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Jul 1, 2016 21:32
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psychokitty posted:i choked one time, not even on cock
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Jul 1, 2016 21:45
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When I'm choking, my bf helps me out by grabbing my hair and shoving my face harder onto his dick. Who needs the heimlich?? I like him 
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Jul 1, 2016 21:50
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I repeatedly punch myself in the stomach while I'm eating to prevent choking. A little throw up means I'm not choking.
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Jul 1, 2016 21:56
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a hole-y ghost posted:hmm [flipping thru book of common GBS ailments] was it a severe reaction to a fast food taco?? nope it was bbq
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