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facebook jihad
Dec 18, 2007

by R. Guyovich
I'm convinced Sonic the Hedgehog is the greatest video game series of all time. It started out as a pretty cool platformer for kids but then morphed into a massive comedy of errors that you just can't help but applaud. Whether you want lovely voice acting, blue arms, guns, dumb rap songs about pumpkins, beastiality, unplayable games, furries, chili dogs, medieval Knights, or Tails' butthole, it's all there. Sonic has it all.

A new game is apparently coming out next year and I'm kinda stoked to see how bad it will be. You really can never tell what will happen with this beloved franchise.

So let's talk sonic.

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Puppy Doll
Dec 20, 2011

Hey everybody!
my little brother was obsessed with sonic in middle school, hope this helps!!!

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

i heard he's real fast

Archer666
Dec 27, 2008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imd-AF6lIO0

facebook jihad
Dec 18, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Puppy Doll posted:

my little brother was obsessed with sonic in middle school, hope this helps!!!

I feel middle school is an ok age to be obsessed with sonic but you're getting pretty close to the danger zone in terms of possible autism. If he hasn't grown out of it by the age of 14 it's time to seek professional help

Roargasm
Oct 21, 2010

Hate to sound sleazy
But tease me
I don't want it if it's that easy
Cmon step it up

jeff smisek
May 18, 2009


Gonna dye my hair blue and spike it in honor

jeff smisek
May 18, 2009


Where can i buy a sonic fursuit

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

My dear sonic if id known you were coming id have poisoned a cake

Macrowave Oven
Nov 20, 2008

Guitar, bass, drums, keyboards, clavinet, piano, keytar, lap steel guitar, slide bass guitar, mandolin, violin, and FRESH POTS.
Sonic and Sega All Stars Racing > Mario Kart prove me wrong fucko

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Sonic is, and always has been, garbage. Mario is better in every way.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

spud posted:

Sonic is, and always has been, garbage. Mario is better in every way.

sonic has tude

facebook jihad
Dec 18, 2007

by R. Guyovich

spud posted:

Sonic is, and always has been, garbage. Mario is better in every way.

Mario games are the same poo poo over and over again. Sonic is a roller coaster through a burning landfill.

I mean if you're a ham sandwich for lunch every day kinda guy then by all means go play your Mario games

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

facebook jihad posted:

Mario games are the same poo poo over and over again. Sonic is a roller coaster through a burning landfill.

I mean if you're a ham sandwich for lunch every day kinda guy then by all means go play your Mario games

Mario has way more power-ups, which is the true measure of variety in a platform series.

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Macrowave Oven posted:

Sonic and Sega All Stars Racing > Mario Kart prove me wrong fucko

Hmm they are really good games, both original and transformed...i might agree here actually

Roargasm
Oct 21, 2010

Hate to sound sleazy
But tease me
I don't want it if it's that easy
/open palm slams sonic 3 into sega Genesis and flips on power

Oh... You were finished. Well allow me to retort

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax

Nigmaetcetera posted:

Mario has way more power-ups, which is the true measure of variety in a platform series.

sonic adventure 2 p much fucks up platforming variety almost every step of the way

LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop
Really Tails' butthole? Seriously sign me up where can I see this in the game

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
my parents got me an SNES and i always wanted a genesis so i could play sonic and altered beast. once they eventually did get a genesis all i did was play world series baseball and i never really played anything else. welp, thats my sonic the hedgehog story.

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax

LP0 ON FIRE posted:

Really Tails' butthole? Seriously sign me up where can I see this in the game

http://i.imgur.com/wpQErAd.jpg

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX
I loving love the pumpkin rap

Brutal Garcon
Nov 2, 2014



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glTnjGmjTcQ

several friends
Apr 7, 2015

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQzDeEtbvME

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
i guess this is the place to post when you have no friends

Yvershek
Nov 15, 2000

and there are no
diamonds in the
mine
Could someone explain why they have a bat that's made to look like a prostitute? TIA.

jeff smisek
May 18, 2009


Gaunab posted:

i guess this is the place to post when you have no friends

We can b friends. U wanna go to sonic and get a chili cheese dog?

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.
rolling around at the speed of sound
got places to go got to
FOLLOW MY RAINBOW

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




gotta go fast



























away from this thread

Ivan Shitskin
Nov 29, 2002

gotta go fast




in tails butthole

Estranged On The Range
Oct 18, 2015
Why is he blue toh?

facebook jihad
Dec 18, 2007

by R. Guyovich
https://youtu.be/ISlgSX2j4w8

46 million views.

46. Million. Views

several friends
Apr 7, 2015

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

facebook jihad posted:

https://youtu.be/ISlgSX2j4w8

46 million views.

46. Million. Views
i went to a random timestamp and for whatever reason, Conker is also there

i don't understand anything anymore

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

All hail shadow.

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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Poor mans Mario. :dukedoge:

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