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I used my girlfriend's pumice stone brush on my feet today. I'm not going to write a love song to the brush, but i will say I was pleasantly surprised and I will likely be using it again. For help in visualizing this review it may aid you in knowing that I have deft, articulate and high arched feet. There is some hair on the top too. Please use this thread as a space to review your girlfriends things
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Using every single dish and utensil in the kitchen and making a huge sticky mess to make one (1) smoothie Edit: Sorry I guess the topic of this thread is to review poo poo or whatever but gently caress I'm mad about those smoothies 
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Jul 2, 2016 00:01
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never trust an elf posted:I used my girlfriend's pumice stone brush on my feet today. I'm not going to write a love song to the brush, but i will say I was pleasantly surprised and I will likely be using it again.
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Jul 2, 2016 00:01
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I don't think either of you have grasped the nature of this thread
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Jul 2, 2016 00:02
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never trust an elf posted:I don't think either of you have grasped the nature of this thread Check my edit op also shut up!
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Jul 2, 2016 00:02
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never trust an elf posted:I don't think either of you have grasped the nature of this thread
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Jul 2, 2016 00:02
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a hole-y ghost posted:There's only one thing I'm going to be grasping and it's a kleenex at your funeral. There's only one thing I'm gonna be grasping at my funeral and its your dick
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Jul 2, 2016 00:03
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That slurping sound you hear from Hell is my girlfriend and her dumb smoothie while we're at your funeral op, she had to drive because I've had a few
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Jul 2, 2016 00:04
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never trust an elf posted:There's only one thing I'm gonna be grasping at my funeral and its your dick
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Jul 2, 2016 00:04
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I used my wife's (former gf's) shampoo this morning. 6/10, a little too perfumy for everyday use.
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Jul 2, 2016 00:04
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Qvindtar posted:I used my wife's (former gf's) shampoo this morning. 6/10, a little too perfumy for everyday use. Finally an on-topic post
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Jul 2, 2016 00:06
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i used your gf's underwear the other day and i enjoyed the experience 10/10
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Jul 2, 2016 00:08
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just ray posted:i used your gf's underwear the other day and i enjoyed the experience 10/10
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Jul 2, 2016 00:08
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looking through my gfs comic books and playing with her action figures atm 10/10
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Jul 2, 2016 00:08
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a hole-y ghost posted:you are his gf well, now obviously
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Jul 2, 2016 00:09
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op does your girlfriend drink smoothies? What's that situation like?
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Jul 2, 2016 00:10
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No she's chill, not even vegetarian. Sorry about your smoothie situation, I've been there
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Jul 2, 2016 00:10
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I use my gf's ashes and stove to roleplay as a legendary war hero
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Jul 2, 2016 00:12
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i used my girlfriend's obese son as my punching bag 10/10 incidentally, my gf is op's mom and it is the op that i beat mercilessly until he cried
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Jul 2, 2016 00:12
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my girlfriend owns an anime. what should i do after breaking up with her
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Jul 2, 2016 00:14
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hth posted:my girlfriend owns an anime. what should i do after breaking up with her
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Jul 2, 2016 00:15
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never trust an elf posted:No she's chill, not even vegetarian. Sorry about your smoothie situation, I've been there The review for my girlfriend's kitchen isn't going to be very good if I see another Smoothie-pocalypse in there tomorrow morning because I'm going to set it on fire gently caress!
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Jul 2, 2016 00:16
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My gf does a lot of stupid poo poo with oils and poo poo after she has a shower. I don't know why she doesn't just shower every 4-5 days like me.
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Jul 2, 2016 00:17
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hth posted:my girlfriend owns an anime. what should i do after breaking up with her be my gf
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Jul 2, 2016 00:17
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hth posted:my girlfriend owns an anime. what should i do after breaking up with her report her to the police for owning pedo poo poo
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Jul 2, 2016 00:19
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im gaye posted:looking through my gfs comic books and playing with her action figures atm 10/10 It's mean to take things from children.
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Jul 2, 2016 00:35
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op i'm gonna quote from a song, what's your reaction to it? the animals, the animals are trapped, trapped, trapped til the cage is full...
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Jul 2, 2016 00:39
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op's moms dentures come out which increases safety a+++
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Jul 2, 2016 00:39
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i was thirsty from going out to the mailbox so i came in and cracked open my gf's 1/2 gallon of chocolate milk and chugged it all 10/10
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Jul 2, 2016 00:40
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never trust an elf posted:I used my girlfriend's pumice stone brush on my feet today.
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Jul 2, 2016 00:49
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I put her dildo up my butt and it was OK. However, I forgot to wash it and now she's all frothy down there.
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Jul 2, 2016 00:52
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Professor Shark posted:Using every single dish and utensil in the kitchen and making a huge sticky mess to make one (1) smoothie Mine does the same poo poo... Drives me batshit
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Jul 2, 2016 00:54
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Horniest Manticore posted:op i'm gonna quote from a song, what's your reaction to it? FFW
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Jul 2, 2016 01:23
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Baes rear end/ pussy holes: ok!
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Jul 2, 2016 01:29
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Girlfriend's vagina started out ok but after about a few months you could already feel the wear and tear. What started as a moist yet tight and waxed welcoming snatch is now just a hairy beat up slab of roast beef that couldn't grip a baseball bat. If you're looking for some quick short term then 7/10. But as a true pussy connoisseur I look for long term longevity. 3/10
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Jul 2, 2016 01:35
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Volume posted:Girlfriend's vagina started out ok but after about a few months you could already feel the wear and tear. What started as a moist yet tight and waxed welcoming snatch is now just a hairy beat up slab of roast beef that couldn't grip a baseball bat. If you're looking for some quick short term then 7/10. But as a true pussy connoisseur I look for long term longevity. 3/10 The inside texture, well it is lacking further than the opening but feels good throughout the motions. There is a strange inner probe; if it aligns, it will enter the opening of the penis. If it was designed that way, very different but again it does not happen often. The outside, maintained with corn starch keeps it feeling soft and smooth, otherwise it becomes tacky like a lint roller.
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Jul 2, 2016 01:48
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Dirk Squarejaw posted:I put her dildo up my butt and it was OK. However, I forgot to wash it and now she's all frothy down there. Same but with tampons 10/10.
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Jul 2, 2016 02:16
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gf's skin suit starting to rot. 6/10
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Jul 2, 2016 02:50
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My gf has a bunch of manga and anime. I however have a bunch of comics and cartoons so it's like we're in a holding pattern as far as judging each other's loserdom
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Jul 2, 2016 03:12
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Girl said she"picked up an STI" from a guy at the bar. Idk what that is like a handgun license or something, Security Training Invitation or something. The training must be pretty intense because i haven't seen her or had to talk to her in weeks so I'd recommend it, 8/10
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