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Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

before the digital age all the weird kids probably just tortured animals and did really weird sex stuff instead of asking me if i like five nights at freddys and endlessly quoting rugrats episodes

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Split Pea Superman
Dec 16, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
They made a rugrat's game?

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

you know there was a "howdy doody" kid who took it way too far and his parents opted for a mercy killing

Miss Cheggs
Mar 22, 2007



im gaye posted:

before the digital age all the weird kids probably just tortured animals and did really weird sex stuff instead of asking me if i like five nights at freddys and endlessly quoting rugrats episodes

actually i'm pretty sure its the people that try to act super normal that are into the really weird sex stuff

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

solaranus posted:

They made a rugrat's game?

probably i dont know

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
may the gamers turn to basalt statuary before the judgement to come

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

the sonic children of today had to get really creative back in the day

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

im gaye posted:

the sonic children of today had to get really creative back in the day

The real childhood starts here

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
God took a rib from Adam
ground it up in a centrifuge machine
mixed it up with cardimum and cloves
microwaved it on the popcorn setting
while Adam was like "that really hurts!"
So pissed at God
And he started lighting mighty forest fires
stealing osprey eggs
Messed with the bees who were trying to pollinate the ecinacea
Until God said
"Imma smite you with loneliness, and break your heart in two!"
And Adam wept and wailed
tearing out his hair
fallin' on his knees looked to the sky and said
"THANK GOD FOR VIDEOGAMES!"

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

Applewhite posted:

God took a rib from Adam
ground it up in a centrifuge machine
mixed it up with cardimum and cloves
microwaved it on the popcorn setting
while Adam was like "that really hurts!"
So pissed at God
And he started lighting mighty forest fires
stealing osprey eggs
Messed with the bees who were trying to pollinate the ecinacea
Until God said
"Imma smite you with loneliness, and break your heart in two!"
And Adam wept and wailed
tearing out his hair
fallin' on his knees looked to the sky and said
"THANK GOD FOR VIDEOGAMES!"

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
that torso had it coming

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

i just got stardew valley what is the code for no_clip and impulse_101 equivalent?

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

i don't think god had much to do with it tbqh

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
i'm glad god invented them too, OP. also i'm thankful to him for making soda, doritos and hot wings.

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
play a mario game or two OP it might just turn that frown upside down

ballistics statistics
Nov 27, 2003

:shepface:God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title:shepface:



This never would have happened if that demon had a gun.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012


los angeles looks like it's getting better based on this lapd bodycam footage.

Zooey Dave Chapelle
Oct 27, 2013
lol if you play video games you should be lifting weights instead unless you play the new DOOM because thats a pretty cool game

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Hell Yeah posted:

los angeles looks like it's getting better based on this lapd bodycam footage.

well yeah, they went after a white guy for once

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.
Video games are fun time killers.

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.

pricklypie posted:

lol if you play video games you should be lifting weights instead unless you play the new DOOM because thats a pretty cool game

I had to quit playing Doom 3/4ths of the way through because it was too hard.

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

The Dennis System posted:

I had to quit playing Doom 3/4ths of the way through because it was too hard.

I had to stop exercising 0/4ths of the way through because the thought of it made me sad and eat more ice cream.

Doom is ok though, you should go back to it.

Gamer With Dignity
May 15, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

gently caress off.

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
The best thing about video games is you can be a pretty girl but without all the horribly traumatic surgery and poo poo

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Flesh Forge posted:

The best thing about video games is you can be a pretty girl but without all the horribly traumatic surgery and poo poo

You can make a lot of pretend, computer game money by doing this in online games. A friend told me.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
My mom let me go from 8 AM 'till dusk on a bicycle. I think she liked it that way.

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

spud posted:

You can make a lot of pretend, computer game money by doing this in online games. A friend told me.

could never bring myself to do this :smith:

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Gamer With Dignity posted:

gently caress off.

Looks like someone isn't down with The Weez.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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video games were a mistake - shigeru miyamoto

Otacon
Aug 13, 2002


http://forums.somethingawful.com/member.php?s=&action=getinfo&userid=40838 ???

:agreed:

thank god for videogames

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

in in 20 to thirty years weird old men wont accost you on the street anymore because those weird old men grew up with videogames and will die playing them

Otacon
Aug 13, 2002


i literally eat breathe sleep poo poo and live in wow (world of warcraft)

it's a video game where i am a hot orc shaman (max level, get on my tier scrub) (lol) and my guild which i help run with my boyfriend (a guild is like a group of people in this video game) is really l33t (that means elite if you're not a hax0r and don't speak our lingo) (lol)

PantsOptional
Dec 27, 2012

All I wanna do is make you bounce
Ae

PantsOptional
Dec 27, 2012

All I wanna do is make you bounce
Gu wsawqXVDwdset:vince:=[[:/vince:vince::vince:whip::::vince::boom::vince:[

Pindakaas
Jul 8, 2003

I'm not a baby I'm a man! An Anchorman!
I hope they have video games in heaven.

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

an exchange in the halls of tomorrows rest homes:

skyler needs his pills before shift change

skyler or skylar?

the PC gamer

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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im gaye posted:

skyler or skylark?

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Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

lol skylark is already in assisted living

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