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RED ROCKET! RED ROCKET!
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Jul 2, 2016 03:18
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> touches the red rocket
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Jul 2, 2016 03:19
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thhis is not what i intended to happen
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Jul 2, 2016 03:19
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I go to lather up the dog and discover it's actually a cat instead.
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Jul 2, 2016 03:20
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your mom can't shower herself op?
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Jul 2, 2016 03:21
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jackyl posted:your mom can't shower herself op? someone's gotta take care of that raunchy bush
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Jul 2, 2016 03:22
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im the dog. *barks*
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Jul 2, 2016 03:22
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SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Jul 2, 2016 03:24
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What kind of dog are we washing this is very important. I will default the dog's breed to saint bernard.
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Jul 2, 2016 03:25
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EorayMel posted:What kind of dog are we washing this is very important. blood soaked pit bull
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Jul 2, 2016 03:26
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Jul 2, 2016 03:26
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*takes dog to groomers* Some things are meant to be a mystery. 
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Jul 2, 2016 03:27
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Who's a good schmoogler? Yesh, you ish! Widdle schmoogly mooglins! Goddamnit quit biting me, do you want to go back to the grooming place that gave you buprenorphine? You were throwing up for 12 hours last time!
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Jul 2, 2016 03:27
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Iron Prince posted:blood soaked pit bull OHHOHHHHHHHOOOOH DOGGGGGGGIIEEEEEEEE
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Jul 2, 2016 03:31
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>rinse
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Jul 2, 2016 04:17
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Pictured: a very happy dog
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Jul 2, 2016 04:19
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>rolling on floor with soge doge
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Jul 2, 2016 04:27
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Jul 2, 2016 05:14
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*sticks finger in butt to express anal glands*
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Jul 2, 2016 05:34
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*gets loving drenched because the dog is having a blast splashing water around all over the dogdamned place*
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Jul 2, 2016 05:35
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*is gay*
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Jul 2, 2016 05:37
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UNDA DA SEA! UNDA DA SEA! LIFE IS BETTA DOWN WHERE ITS WETTA TAKE IT FROM ME!
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Jul 2, 2016 05:46
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Jul 2, 2016 05:48
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Rolls in poo poo 5 minutes after I finish washing him
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Jul 2, 2016 05:50
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Death By Yogurt posted:Rolls in poo poo 5 minutes after I finish washing him hubby or bf? or dad?
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Jul 2, 2016 05:55
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or pet name for prenis?
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Jul 2, 2016 05:55
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I feel like I'm slowly uncovering repressed memories looking at this horrible image.
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Jul 2, 2016 05:58
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i rolled a eleven
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Jul 2, 2016 06:00
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MOOBS! posted:*sticks finger in butt to express doge anal fixation*
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Jul 2, 2016 06:06
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im gaye posted:i rolled a eleven For Constitution or Charisma?
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Jul 2, 2016 06:08
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uh THE constitution ???
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Jul 2, 2016 06:13
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TapTheForwardAssist posted:For Constitution or Charisma? charasma on the dog
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Jul 2, 2016 06:16
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im gaye posted:charasma on the dog The dog overcomes your willpower. You must take a picture of this dog and share it with all your internet friends. Immediately.
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Jul 2, 2016 06:35
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>soaps a dogs butt
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Jul 2, 2016 06:36
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Is washing dog and having a good time with the good dog when I spray him in the face with the hose and then he rips my throat out with his locking hinged jaw and I look like a big dead dumb idiot for getting a pit bull. The water mixes with the blood, slowly becoming becoming more and more red as my life drains from my body, somehow despite having my trachea exposed to the harsh air of my inner city ghetto I'm able to gargle one last phrase... I'm gay.
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Jul 2, 2016 06:39
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there are heroes on both sides
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Jul 2, 2016 06:45
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i apply my firm and studied hands on the dog and it submits instantly
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Jul 2, 2016 06:50
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*Feels a joyful contentment in the cleansing of mans brother animal, a deep seated affirmation of a bond thousands of years in the making and more pure than most else*
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Jul 2, 2016 06:50
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Robo Reagan posted:there are heroes on both sides Revenge of the Pitt
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