BURGER KING MAC N CHEESE CHEETOHS THINGS... OMFG

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Hell Yeah: Dec 25, 2012

BowreeBookstore posted:

Shills in this thread talking up foamed corn and taking part in the grand early 21st century experiment in turning the united states into a vast minimum security prison/labor camp by culturally legitimizing the ritual of the prison 'cook-up.'

wtf. there's something wrong with your posts bro.

# ? Jul 2, 2016 19:33

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basement jihadist: Oct 3, 2002

im reading all your posts as if they are in bunch of different colors and fonts

# ? Jul 2, 2016 19:35

Thirsty Girl: Dec 5, 2015

i j/o in the government toilet and let it ferment it's called the 'prison-cookup'

# ? Jul 2, 2016 19:37

basement jihadist: Oct 3, 2002

im gaye posted:

i j/o in the government toilet and let it ferment it's called the 'prison-cookup'

sack wine

# ? Jul 2, 2016 19:39

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

Frog Assassin posted:

Don't eat new things at fast food places. You always want to stick to the original stuff because they've had ~80 years to get it right. Consult my handy list when making your fast food purchase choices:

Burger King: double cheeseburger. NOT bacon double cheeseburger.
McDonalds: bitch plz
Wendy's: Spicy Chicken, Big Bacon Classic. Get a Triple if you have no dignity.
Hardees: I have no idea. Bacon Egg and Cheese biscuits are okay for breakfast.
Tastee Freeze: I've never eaten at one but in general I believe the only hard rule is try NOT to get shot or shanked
Arby's: uh you couldn't pay me enough
Taco Bell: double decker tacos
Sonic: It's been about 25 years but I remember thinking the ice cream was good
White Castle: gently caress that
Long John Silver's: hush puppies
Cookout: actually not bad. Pick your poison, you probably won't regret it anymore than you already regret your life.
KFC: extra crispy. Alternatively, find a Popeyes
Popeyes: all of it
Subway: eat fresh lol

I'm sorry I can't recommend anything from Carl's Jr I've never been any further west than Colorado but I'm pretty sure they're just bizarro Hardees.

I hope this helps in the future friends.

# ? Jul 2, 2016 19:39

Chief McHeath: Apr 23, 2002

Get me a chicken sandwich and some waffle fries.

FOR FREE

# ? Jul 2, 2016 19:41

scott zoloft: Dec 7, 2015; yeah same

you're a brave boy touching your phone while handling those morsels

# ? Jul 2, 2016 19:48

Gamer With Dignity: May 15, 2016; by Nyc_Tattoo

Hell Yeah posted:

holy poo poo. I just headed up to my local burger king and saw these things on the menu and ordered them with a whopper. they come in a container like this:

and they look like this

I tried to take pictures with my phone but, through what i suspect was god's attempt to prevent me from recording this experience, my phone ran out of power just as i was taking a picture of them.
they taste like if you mixed a frozen stouffer's mac n cheese with a bunch of cheetohs and fried it into a fritter, with a bitter chemical taste that could be from the cooking oil or from some additive of the mac n cheetohs. they were not covered in cheese dust, unfortunately. i enjoyed them but they had this weird texture like glue that made it so even drinking a fountain beverage left a bunch stuck to he roof of my mouth. very intense experience. AMA

Good job.

# ? Jul 2, 2016 19:54

Owlofcreamcheese: May 22, 2005; Can't post for 9 years!; Buglord

Frog Assassin posted:

Don't eat new things

The goon motto

# ? Jul 2, 2016 20:03

Takane: Aug 24, 2015; by FactsAreUseless

My favorite fast food is not going and dying

# ? Jul 2, 2016 20:18

Excelzior: Jun 24, 2013

basement jihadist posted:

sack wine

just lol if you ain't making sangria in the terlet

# ? Jul 2, 2016 20:26

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

nice viral marketing thread OP

# ? Jul 2, 2016 20:33

BowreeBookstore: Oct 29, 2015

OPs overseer isn't going to hear about this particular thread.

# ? Jul 2, 2016 20:34

polio king: Jun 19, 2004

cut your nails, slob.

# ? Jul 2, 2016 20:56

Iron Prince: Aug 28, 2005; Buglord

Chief McHeath posted:

Get me a chicken sandwich and some waffle fries.

FOR FREE

WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE

# ? Jul 2, 2016 21:03

bleep.bloop: Jun 19, 2016; Oh, dear leader!

This is a horrifying abortion of food, and I probably would have eaten these every other day when I was in my early twenties.

# ? Jul 2, 2016 21:08

General Dog: Apr 26, 2008; Everybody's working for the weekend

Tried them the other day, okay for a novelty but not good enough that I'd get them again. Basically a mozzarella stick filled with cheddar paste.

# ? Jul 2, 2016 22:03

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

bleep.bloop posted:

This is a horrifying abortion of food, and I probably would have eaten these every other day when I was in my early twenties.

...because now you eat them every day?

# ? Jul 3, 2016 01:00

bleep.bloop: Jun 19, 2016; Oh, dear leader!

Yeah. I gorge myself on them, wiping my cheese-crusted oily fingers on my XXXXXL T-shirt. My flabby gut spills over my Rascal scooter. As I finish, I wipe my hands through my unkempt hair, with a single tear forming in my eyes as I wistfully recall the days when I could walk unassisted.

# ? Jul 3, 2016 01:25

proctorbot: Jan 27, 2005; BUT CAN IT FEEL??!?!

gently caress u OP!!!!!! How much did they pay you for this?/ Basgtard!!!

# ? Jul 3, 2016 01:37

Ka0: Sep 16, 2002; AS A PROUD GAMERGATER THE ONLY THING I HATE MORE THAN WOMEN ARE GAYS AND TRANS PEOPLE

oh my god you guys did you hear about those new NERF�� Strike Mavericks�

# ? Jul 3, 2016 01:37

proctorbot: Jan 27, 2005; BUT CAN IT FEEL??!?!

So guys I went to Target today, they had some really great deals on household goods, AND I could get my lol so epic groceries there too! So. loving. Win.

# ? Jul 3, 2016 01:50

proctorbot: Jan 27, 2005; BUT CAN IT FEEL??!?!

HOLY poo poo I LOVE WINDOWS 10!!!!!

# ? Jul 3, 2016 01:51

katkillad2: Aug 30, 2004; Awake and unreal, off to nowhere

EugeneJ posted:

Popeyes sides are garbage - buy their chicken and make your own mashed potatoes or whatever

Popeye's red beans and rice is the best thing you can buy from a fast food place, sorry about your gutter palate.

Popeye's chicken tenders get smaller and smaller every time I go, cheap motherfuckers. Also whatever "oil" most fast food places use to fry and cook now is bitter and disgusting, no place is safe.

# ? Jul 3, 2016 01:53

Sancho: Jul 18, 2003

polio king posted:

cut your nails, slob.

very triggering i agree

# ? Jul 3, 2016 02:02

George Sex - REAL: Dec 1, 2005; Bisssssssexual

Of my favorite brands Burger King is third to Apple Computer company and McDonalds. I love brands.

# ? Jul 3, 2016 03:06

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

church's is fairly sick

# ? Jul 3, 2016 03:10

Sammus: Nov 30, 2005

Hell Yeah posted:

I enjoyed them but they had this weird texture like glue that made it so even drinking a fountain beverage left a bunch stuck to he roof of my mouth.

If you think they feel like glue now, wait till you have to take a poo poo. An entire roll of TP won't be enough.

# ? Jul 3, 2016 03:11

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BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK: Jan 26, 2016; by Fluffdaddy

drat I wish i had broken this story ... my reputation as the "fast food guy :riker:

" is at stake.

Good thread OP, thank you for posting

# ? Jul 3, 2016 04:19

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