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what words would you say to them when they started treating you unfairly?
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Jul 2, 2016 22:49
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"the jerk store called, they're running out of you!"
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Jul 2, 2016 22:50
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please stop hitting me with the bricks
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Jul 2, 2016 22:51
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i'm white so it'd never happen
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Jul 2, 2016 22:51
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AugmentedVision posted:"the jerk store called, they're running out of you!"
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Jul 2, 2016 22:51
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"I don't have a gram of BHO in my computer bag".
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Jul 2, 2016 22:51
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"don't taze me, bro"
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Jul 2, 2016 22:53
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Depends. Am I in a country where you can banter with cops or am I in the US in this hypothetical?
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Jul 2, 2016 22:54
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No that is NOT my name stop calling me Tubbletums this instant
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Jul 2, 2016 22:54
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I'd ask if he thought he was my father
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Jul 2, 2016 22:59
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you dont say anything to him except "yes sir, thank you sir", he has a gun. you talk to a lawyer afterwards
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Jul 2, 2016 23:09
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HEY, MY TAXES PAY YOUR SALARY SO I SHOULD BE PUTTING THE HANDCUFFS ON YOU!!! 
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Jul 2, 2016 23:11
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*gets shot to death before any comeback could be uttered*
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Jul 2, 2016 23:13
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suck my dick you loving pig
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Jul 2, 2016 23:13
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I'm white. When I see a cop we share a j then I tip my tophat to him and say "good day, sir" and then go to buy some insurance. Sometimes we go offroading in the cruisers, too.
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Jul 2, 2016 23:13
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I'd keep my goddamn mouth shut and only speak when spoken too. Then go to the police chief or sheriff about it because I practically grew up in their homes because I was BFF's with their kids. 
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Jul 2, 2016 23:16
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Tuxedo Gin posted:i'm white so it'd never happen same but also female so i just look scared and show some cleavage
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Jul 2, 2016 23:17
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My drunk friend once oinked at a cop who was writing someone else a ticket and he ended up getting a disorderly conduct ticket. So I guess I wouldn't do that.
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Jul 2, 2016 23:22
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just keep screaming "am i being detained" dude it always works out well for those guys on youtube
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Jul 2, 2016 23:26
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My sexual identity has been turned into a meme by idiots.
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Jul 2, 2016 23:30
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"Mother Please No!!!"
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Jul 2, 2016 23:36
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gently caress THE PIGS
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Jul 2, 2016 23:42
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I'd hold up a sign that says "fif" like Dave Chappelle in his sketch show. You see thst sketch? It was funny but it's actually the fifth amendment not the "fif" amendment. I'm not sure why he mispronounced fifth as fif but I suspect it has something to do with race.
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Jul 2, 2016 23:48
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i'd do a cartwheel in front of him and at the very crest of the cartwheel i would fart and my rear end would be lined up perfectly with his face so i fart in his face.
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Jul 2, 2016 23:55
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if you let me go I promise to let you suck my dick
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Jul 3, 2016 00:09
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The idea of a cops wife biting on her fist an screeching in agony because her husband got what he deserved (was shot dead) makes me super happy. Copscum families need to be treated as pariahs for generation upon generation.
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Jul 3, 2016 00:11
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i'd viciously poop myself so he'd be too grossed out to put the cuffs on me and then i'd slide away on my poop juice like a snail
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Jul 3, 2016 00:13
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If I give you a doughnut can I have special treatment?
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Jul 3, 2016 00:16
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Do you have a warrant? Am I being detained? Do you have a warrant? Am I being detained? Do you have a warrant? Am I being detained? Do you have a warrant? Am I being detained? Do you have a warrant? Am I being detained? Do y-*dzzzzzzzzt* *shits self*
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Jul 3, 2016 00:17
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Yes sir. No, sir.
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Jul 3, 2016 00:19
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Client. Them linklater films make it clear that mans scumbag generation where just delighted at buying coke then seeing their dealers but into cages for decades. They need a knife in the juglar
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Jul 3, 2016 00:19
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I bet you're the kind of scumbag who would gently caress a person in the rear end and not even have the goddamned common courtesy to give him a reach-around. *receive reach-around*
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Jul 3, 2016 00:22
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LegoPirateNinja posted:Yes sir.
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Jul 3, 2016 00:23
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"stay safe" while making eye contact
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Jul 3, 2016 00:24
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Give me your name and badge number.
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Jul 3, 2016 00:24
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But I'm white!
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Jul 3, 2016 00:26
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That badge looks stupid.
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Jul 3, 2016 00:26
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VendaGoat posted:That badge looks stupid.
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Jul 3, 2016 00:28
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i wouldnt say anything id lunge for his service weapon and take back the loving power my brother rise up
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Jul 3, 2016 00:29
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EYYYY IF YOURE GONNA gently caress ME LIKE THIS AT LEAST GIVE THE OL HOG HERE A REACHAROUND
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