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Blow
Feb 10, 2004

I'm drunk.

Cheers.

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Blow
Feb 10, 2004

Please.

Go to the shop. Purchase 1 Pumpkin. 1 Eggplant. 1 Sweet Potato (yam). 2 Chorizo sausages.

Cut the pumpkin in sixths. Remove seeds.
Slice the loving eggplant in 1/2.
Leave yam as it is.

Boil a large pot of with like 2 and bit litres (5 pints) of water. Like a loving really big pot.

Place 3 pieces of pumpkin (skin down) on an oven tray.
Do the same for the other poo poo.
Throw in a few cloves of garlic.
Coat with olive oil.
Put it in the oven on about 170C err .. 338F for about 1 hour.

Put herbs (like whatever. I just pick stuff from the garden. Rosemary, Parsley, Coriander (sparingly)) in pot of water and maybe throw in a couple of stock cubes (or use real stock from an actual chicken).
Add some Black Pepper, Garam Masala, Tumeric, and Galangal.

Throw some roughly cut celery into the pot.
Simmer.

Slice the Chorizo and fry. Don't overcook it.

Check oven. Play with temps. Set timer for another 15 mins.
May need to remove eggplant earlier.
When the tops of the pumpkin start to brown take it out.
Use a spoon to scoop the goodness out and transfer it into the pot. Lose the skin basically. The yam should be like taking off a sock.

Do something else while the pot is simmering. I dunno? Bread?

Hit it with a handheld electric spinning thing until it's just right.
Add the Chorizo sausage.
Stir gently.

Eat.

Blow
Feb 10, 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lO88HHSWg-c

I win.

Blow
Feb 10, 2004

Fine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSA08dQqCNk

Blow
Feb 10, 2004

How about a device, that when you're in a dentist chair, you can move a trackball and be able to communicate to the dentist in a simple Y/N manner?

Maybe a Pain Meter from 1.......through to ...........11.

A cam so you can see what the dentist is doing?

Maybe this invention exists?

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