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I would say something like "Thank you, officer. These festivities are a fun break from normal life. I'm going to go ride on the spinny thing and then try to win a stuffed animal, do you want to come along? I'll get you some funnel cake to repay your kindness"
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I'm not going to suck your dick, just so we're clear
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I hope it's a renaissance fair so there'll be no black people for him to brutalize
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Thank you. As a goon, I understand how you could be confused by this, but yes. A simple Thank you would suffice.
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John Denver Hoxha posted:I would say something like "Thank you, officer. These festivities are a fun break from normal life. I'm going to go ride on the spinny thing and then try to win a stuffed animal, do you want to come along? I'll get you some funnel cake to repay your kindness" Nothing. If I ever saw him again, probably nothing. They are supposed to treat us fair
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I realize now that "What would you say to a police officer who treated you funfairly" would have been a better title. Just a little bit of that frenchy staircase humor for you
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We're not friends just because you didn't rape or beat me, just so we're clear.
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Does this mean he shoots me AND the white guy I'm with?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOB4VdlkzO4
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i would thank him for his service and offer my condolences for him being the subject of a lovely parody thread
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I'd tell him to ease up on the shooting blacks and start culling the number of whining goons complaining about each and every thread created.
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Jul 3, 2016 01:24
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Let's go behind the Himalaya, I like a man in uniform.
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Jul 3, 2016 01:37
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You like it when I tongue gently caress your dickhole?
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Last time i got tickets to the policemans ball it really left a bad taste in my moutb
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I'm white so there would be no fear of imminent death, but still. My dad raised me to never trust cops, and its an attitude that has never failed me
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John Denver Hoxha posted:I would say something like "Thank you, officer. These festivities are a fun break from normal life. I'm going to go ride on the spinny thing and then try to win a stuffed animal, do you want to come along? I'll get you some funnel cake to repay your kindness" I'd ask him (or her it's 2016 girl power) back to my place. Then we get inside and share some wine and I put on Huey Lewis and chop that fucker up with an axe while explaining how Huey Lewis is under rated.
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504 posted:Does this mean he shoots me AND the white guy I'm with? Himself?
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There better be some destruction derby.
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I'd ask if I could have a go with his gun, or maybe beat up a suspect with a rubber hose.
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Can I have cotton candy? Is there funnel cake? Can I have cotton candy? Is there funnel cake? Can I have cotton candy? Is there funnel cake? Can I have cotton candy? Is there funnel cake? *gets tased*
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Jul 3, 2016 15:08
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"The only good cop is a dead cop"
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Well gee golly guv'nah. Thankee kindly!
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no shooting range no problem
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can i hold ur gun? have u ever killed anyone with it
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I DO NOT CONSENT
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"good on need to update my Facebook so when they find my dead body they know it's not the suicide you try to make it out be"
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hehe can you win me a stuffed bear? my hero
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cop looks deep into ur eyes as the ferris wheels crests it's trajectory, whispering sweetly that maybe he, too, is a sovereign citizen
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cop in love: i would face the manslaughter charg, wearing 2 body cams, bring extra batteries for u
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Sunswipe posted:I'd ask if I could have a go with his gun, or maybe beat up a suspect with a rubber hose. I'd beat up a cop with MY rubber hose 
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Jul 3, 2016 17:38
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ther'es enough pigs at the fair tyvm
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why are we here did something happen to my parents
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I got pulled over once, I was 300 miles from home driving to a job site. Sped up because the 35 to 45 sign was in sight in the small town. Sheriff's deputy pulled me over, gave me a warning. He was nice about it and said I only would of gotten a ticket if there were kids out. So I was very respectful to the officer saying yes officer, no officer, thank you ser. Have a wonderful day..
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Jul 3, 2016 19:04
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I am white so it's a nonissue!  Hahaha! HA HA HA.
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Jul 3, 2016 19:08
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I would get upset if he was on duty as this is a clear misappropriation of public resources.
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Jul 3, 2016 21:15
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*From the top of the ferris wheel* Well frankly sir, if you're not going to suck my dick I don't want to be here.
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TONGUE PUNCH MY TURD SLICER.
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