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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
How many offspring you have ?

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echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
2

perhaps not far away we might have to slow down or whatever when they get old enough to work out what's going on

certainly less group sex in the lounge :smugmrgw:

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

vodkat posted:

this is a good thread. i have subscribed to your newsletter and look forward to future updates. all the best on your adventures echi m8 :)

cheers bud. trying to keep it sexy, not sleazy

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






The Sex Farm

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

echinopsis posted:

2

perhaps not far away we might have to slow down or whatever when they get old enough to work out what's going on

certainly less group sex in the lounge :smugmrgw:

One is mine

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
you can do better than that

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
there are some healthy things that come out of this, some couple have a lot of jealousy in their relationship with one or the other even having friends of the opposite gender but now we are pretty casual about it because the fundamental rule about openness applies across the board. and it's cool to know I could go out drinking and hookup in a bar if I felt the need. there is a large part about encouraging the other to experience all those fun new experiences because some of these experiences really only come from being with new people and the exciting times in new relationships. I want my wife to experience that! she wants me to. and then we have sexy with each other and we have new tricks etc too

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

echinopsis posted:

you can do better than that

I tried, she was always busy.

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
OPPA GANGNAM STYLE

many johnnys
May 17, 2015

I like this thread

oh no blimp issue
Feb 23, 2011

im subscribed to this thread and await further updates echi

BooLoo
Oct 18, 2010

SLAM TIME
oh echi, you leaked :allears:

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
at least I can do that now, was confirmed sterile yesterday :smugmrgw:

BooLoo
Oct 18, 2010

SLAM TIME
It's party time!

Graff
May 10, 2012

has anyone started the wiki yet

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
my sex dreams have come true

Graff
May 10, 2012

echinopsis posted:

my sex dreams have come true

your sex dreams involved a yospos confessional. glad we could help you achieve release

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

echinopsis posted:

maybe another time I will post about the trainwrecks and disasters and people I've had to cut off


please echi

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
well to make it less exciting but more real you need to understand that this open marriage isn't a free for all. emotions and poo poo are involved. how will my wife feel when I meet a girl off tinder at a bar and go back to her place.. well we just don't know but let's give it a shot. and what happens if during this event my wife doesn't feel good by herself at home knowing I'm out chatting up a 21 year old looking to take her back to her place.. well we made it clear she could call and say "this isn't working" and it sounds like a bummer maybe but it's how it has to go


and so I met her. she was into gaming. she had the biggest boobies. she had a couple of drinks and so we went back to her place but her place was a dump! her cat lived in her room. but she wanted a piece of me so I took
off clothes and we tried to have sex. as I have learned now, getting it up when you're not into condoms or used to new people isn't always so easy.. and so at first there was only a poor attempt at sex. then sex actually happened. but then my wife called not feeling that flash about it all so I went home
and this is where we learned that me going off with random young girls is not the key to a happy marriage lol

MY PALE GOTH SKIN
Nov 28, 2006


meow
props for making it work, I hope it doesn't blow up in your faces (not sarcasm)

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
Dude we get it your vegan, stop telling us.

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I don't want to get too crass but if anyone wants details of what goes on in a foursome with 30 year olds I can give you an insight

vodkat
Jun 30, 2012



cannot legally be sold as vodka

echinopsis posted:

my sex dreams have come true

mine have just been unfairly quashed

vodkat
Jun 30, 2012



cannot legally be sold as vodka

echinopsis posted:

I don't want to get too crass but if anyone wants details of what goes on in a foursome with 30 year olds I can give you an insight

why do you think we are posting in this thread man!

let out that gross crassness like only an anonymous goon can!

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






echinopsis posted:

I don't want to get too crass but if anyone wants details of what goes on in a foursome with 30 year olds I can give you an insight

was there another dude or did you have sex with three women?

Graff
May 10, 2012

echi have you voted anyone off yet

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
it was a planned threesome with another women, the filthy one, and my wife was contacted by a guy we suspected would be into it and we invited him

it was hot. I mean idk if the other dude made it even hotter than it was before but it meant we were all in a firing mood. everyone seems to bring their A game in these situations

I can't bring myself to write the actual sex acts we did but involved were

cocks
mouths
pussys
rear end

and an assortment of combinations of these things. kinds of poo poo you see in porn. girl wanted a facial from the other guy and he gave it and she did porno things after he jizzed. she must love porn coz everything she did was really porn like. she brought a pump dispenser of lube. was a good idea. fuckin went through boatloads of condoms. stayed up late and I showered with her. she's a good kisser too. I made her eggs on toast.

these situations seem like a big deal until
you're in them and then they sort of seem
normal and I guess it's coz were all just people touching each other's bits

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
so far we have learned that every girl loves deepthroating: it's not if they do, just how much they do

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Graff posted:

echi have you voted anyone off yet

hmm I want to navigate this carefully coz I'm
not an rear end in a top hat. the younger hippy is getting the slow fade. older lady essentially gone.

leaves the 40 year old, she's good value. the 39 year old filthy woman who is very good value and 44 year old with amazing hair who I haven't met but am mega into

Graff
May 10, 2012

echinopsis posted:

so far we have learned that every girl loves deepthroating: it's not if they do, just how much they do

tell us more about these weird alien creatures called "girls"

Graff
May 10, 2012

echinopsis posted:

hmm I want to navigate this carefully coz I'm
not an rear end in a top hat. the younger hippy is getting the slow fade. older lady essentially gone.

leaves the 40 year old, she's good value. the 39 year old filthy woman who is very good value and 44 year old with amazing hair who I haven't met but am mega into

I am mostly just taking the piss and really hope u have a great time, but when u describe other human beings as "great value" it maybe doesn't transmit the "not an arsehole" playful experimental broad minded personal brand that u maybe think it does

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Graff posted:

I am mostly just taking the piss and really hope u have a great time, but when u describe other human beings as "great value" it maybe doesn't transmit the "not an arsehole" playful experimental broad minded personal brand that u maybe think it does

Maybe that's not a turn of phrase you're used to but it means they are fun and up for a good time?

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Graff posted:

tell us more about these weird alien creatures called "girls"

And I'm trying to talk as much as I can without being too serious and of course I am generalising here, but just laying down my experience is that not one women I have met has not been SUPER into it..

Graff
May 10, 2012

echinopsis posted:

Maybe that's not a turn of phrase you're used to but it means they are fun and up for a good time?

Pity, because if you had established empirical value for each person, we could have used their ages and actuarial tables to solve this problem once and for all.

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


echinopsis posted:

And I'm trying to talk as much as I can without being too serious and of course I am generalising here, but just laying down my experience is that not one women I have met has not been SUPER into it..

Hmm.. you must have a small penis.

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Yeah, it can't be that women actually have agency and love sex

Marketing New Brain
Apr 26, 2008
Can a penis that does not reach the throat, be deep throated? I shall meditate on this, Poly-san

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
Ok I'm imagining it OP, now what?

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
how does it make you feel

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Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

echinopsis posted:

Yeah, it can't be that women actually have agency and love sex

echi my friend, have you ever considered that women have no pleasure receptors in their throats and that deepthroating is degrading behavior learned from extreme hardcore pornography?

perhaps a small minority of women can derive pleasure from choking on your penis because childhood trauma causes them to disassociate during sex or maybe the small high from a lack of oxygen, but to suggest it is a generally pleasurable activity is stretching it a bit

would you not agree friend?

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