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Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

whoflungpoop posted:

on behalf of texas I would like to say that we are wonderful neighbors and friendly folks and since the day ann richards died not a single one of us belong anywhere near schoolbooks or politics

Robert Morrow is the hero Texas needs, but not the one it deserves!

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paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
he has good taste

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

whoflungpoop posted:

on behalf of texas I would like to say that we are wonderful neighbors and friendly folks and since the day ann richards died not a single one of us belong anywhere near schoolbooks or politics
you still suck for living there

a cloth map
Oct 29, 2011

No thanks. I'm a Government man.
I wonder how many crimes are on his hard drive?

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free
This actually owns a lot and I want a weeb county chair in my county

e. Also with a giant dick

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

whoflungpoop posted:

not a single one of us belong anywhere near schoolbooks or politics
Or cars. You guys drive like moths at a laser light show.

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
Nice month-old news item gramps

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
So this what my texan coworkers mean when they talk about austin.

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Edgar posted:

So this what my texan coworkers mean when they talk about austin.

Keep Austin Weird, sez an actual shirt. That everone wears.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
This guy did a great interview awhile back. My favorite part was his campaign strategy, which was to be listed first on the ballot alphabetically since no one gave a poo poo about the position and just voted for whoever's first.

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

Mega64 posted:

My favorite part was his campaign strategy, which was to be listed first on the ballot alphabetically since no one gave a poo poo about the position and just voted for whoever's first.
and here i was thinking that texas couldn't get any dumber

Orv
May 4, 2011
As someone incredibly reluctantly living in Texas I can confirm this conforms to everything I expect from Austin.

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Y-Hat posted:

you still suck for living there

im sweaty for living here

I suck for unrelated reasons

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

whoflungpoop posted:

on behalf of texas I would like to say that we are wonderful neighbors and friendly folks and since the day ann richards died not a single one of us belong anywhere near schoolbooks or politics

They should have stopped Texans from getting anywhere near schoolbooks right after November 22,1963.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Texas and indeed the entire south is a mar on the USA's honor and good name

super friendly I'm sure but come on guys

mr_cramalldees
Dec 14, 2015

Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
*runs for office to get senpai to notice him*

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

mr_cramalldees posted:

Robert Morrow, Republican Chair of Travis County Texas, is a weeb.

I don't mean a little bit weeb. I mean a lot a bit weeb.



Get a look at this twitter feed.

Not to mention he was sworn in wearing a jester hat.



God Bless Texas.

I would say I hate Texas, but I'm from Pennsylvania, and I am sure we have done worse.

Never Anime tho

Philosopher King
Oct 25, 2006
Finally bernie supporters have someone they can go to

TEAH SYAG
Oct 2, 2009

by Lowtax
Git the gently caress out of Texas if you don't like it, and take your socialist liberal values along with you. LOL

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
I would tounge B Bushes buttwhole without the TV cam

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

Moridin920 posted:

Texas and indeed the entire south is a mar on the USA's honor and good name

super friendly I'm sure but come on guys
the southwest is the South on steroids. that's why the worst state politics are in texas, arizona, and oklahoma (i don't give a poo poo if it's not grouped in with the southwest, it has the same mentality)

new mexico is the exception because they let too many latinos into the political process, but even then they've elected some screwballs into office

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Your Gay Uncle posted:

They should have stopped Texans from getting anywhere near schoolbooks right after November 22,1963.

I like you :clint:

Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

GUM CHEWING INTENSIFIES

Your Gay Uncle posted:

They should have stopped Texans from getting anywhere near schoolbooks right after November 22,1963.

What happened on that-ooooooohhhhh

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Your Gay Uncle posted:

They should have stopped Texans from getting anywhere near schoolbooks right after November 22,1963.

that was a college

coolskillrex remix
Jan 1, 2007

gorsh

Parallax Scroll posted:

lol

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Oh is this a thing now?

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Texas was a mistake.

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011

Legit good tweet.

Volcanic Vents
Mar 28, 2009

whoflungpoop posted:

on behalf of texas I would like to say that we are wonderful neighbors and friendly folks and since the day ann richards died not a single one of us belong anywhere near schoolbooks or politics

Poor Rob...he cain't heppit!

A CISHET SHITLORD
Sep 10, 2014

LOURDE OF THE SHITS
Pillbug

Can your county republican chair mod gbs in his free time

E lol I see what you did there

Azuth0667
Sep 20, 2011

By the word of Zoroaster, no business decision is poor when it involves Ahura Mazda.

Y-Hat posted:

better retarded than democrat, that is the Texas way

Doesn't Texas execute their retards?

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 54 minutes!

whoflungpoop posted:

on behalf of texas I would like to say that we are wonderful neighbors and friendly folks and since the day ann richards died not a single one of us belong anywhere near schoolbooks or politics

Ann Richards was awesome to my elementary school self if only because you expected her to be some little old lady archetype but instead she was this firespitting Democrat governor who rode a Harley.

rip in peace

blugu64
Jul 17, 2006

Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?

TEAH SYAG posted:

Git the gently caress out of Texas if you don't like it, and take your socialist liberal values along with you. LOL

This goes for the folks in North Texas too

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

if texas secedes do you think there will be some sort of kristallnacht in austin

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

if texas secedes do you think there will be some sort of kristallnacht in austin

inshallah

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!

im gaye posted:

everythings bigger in texas (body pillows, action figures, big gulp)

In Texas, anime body pillows are anime twin mattress sheets.
Those stupid 30-40 inch action figures we get flooding our our stores that never sell are just Texas overstock.
Texas is the only state in the union where Pepsi and Coke sell their product in gallon jugs.

Sound
Oct 18, 2004


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Not to mention he was sworn in wearing a jester hat.



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those sweat marks tho

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



* attach a pair of truck nutz to my gundam*

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

Azuth0667 posted:

Doesn't Texas execute their retards?

Worse, they make them politicians

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

ElectricSheep posted:

Ann Richards was awesome to my elementary school self if only because you expected her to be some little old lady archetype but instead she was this firespitting Democrat governor who rode a Harley.

rip in peace

i was educated in the gospel of ann richards by my grandma, a native Texan who wore a shirt with the austin capitol building and the words A WOMANS PLACE IS IN THE DOME and who kept a sharpened machete my grandpa brought back from WWII just to decapitate gophers who hosed w her garden

In our most politically retarded hour of need the spirit of ann richards will rise and lead a heavenly host of populist bikers over the necks of the republicans and other politically unsuitable, like king arthur but with shotguns

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get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

if texas secedes do you think there will be some sort of kristallnacht in austin
yes, also in south texas where it's majority mexican

an independent texas will be an unholy combination of a libertopia, an evangelical christian version of iran, and apartheid south africa. meanwhile america will look from afar, watch it burn, and laugh

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