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SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe

Enfield posted:

hes 76 hes allowed to be fat

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Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

im gaye posted:

any given sundae

:five:

slicing up eyeballs
Oct 19, 2005

I got me two olives and a couple of limes


im gaye posted:

any given sundae

:golfclap:

S'm0res

slicing up eyeballs fucked around with this message at 05:00 on Jul 4, 2016

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


this thread is like 75% good fat jokes, i like it

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Meat.

Also

Scent of a Pot Roast

Burt Gherkin
Feb 8, 2010
Scent of a Wonton

Efb

slicing up eyeballs
Oct 19, 2005

I got me two olives and a couple of limes


Scarf Ace :effort:

Insom-nomnomnom-nia

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Tuna Montana

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Dude's old. dude's allowed to eat ice cream for every meal. Dud did his time in the public eye and made his bucks.

Let duder eat himself to the promised land.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Lard Face. And the final scene is a bunch of chicken wings instead of the plate of coke.

Burt Gherkin
Feb 8, 2010
In America...first you get the money, then you get the power, and then you get the 'beetus

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Doner kebab Michael Cornleone

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
A Grog Day Afternoon

Matchstick
Jul 10, 2004

SerPico de Gallo

I'm Crap
Aug 15, 2001
hot dog day afternoon

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

once you start counting your lifespan in meals rather than years you want to cram more in before your final fate.

Marv Hushman
Jun 2, 2010

Freedom Ain't Free
:911::911::911:
Heeat

I placed an order, you placed an order, I placed an order...

Optimist take: maybe he's bulking up intentionally for a role a la Deniro in Raging Bull.

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Deviled Eggvocate

Marketing New Brain
Apr 26, 2008
Slurpico
Scent of a Gourmand

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

Rah! posted:

Deviled Eggvocate

lol

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
The Godfather: 2nd Helping

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
scent of a pizza

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Rah! posted:

Deviled Eggvocate

loving :lol:

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
cause hes got a FAT rear end

(i actually hate scenes where pacino hams it up like that)

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
Hot Dog Day Afternoon

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

General Dog posted:

Hot Dog Day Afternoon

Ketchup, Mustard and relish on mine please.

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
He's an old Italian man. Old Italian guys get lady fat, all pear shaped with cellulite asses. It's part of their lifecycle.

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS
Junior sequel looking good

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
dude if you wanna make fun of Michael Corleone's gut feel free but I ain't gonna

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

criscodisco posted:

He's an old Italian man. Old Italian guys get lady fat, all pear shaped with cellulite asses. It's part of their lifecycle.

don't insult my people

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
Righteous Fill

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
Sit Down Guys

edit

i shamefully admit all the loving good movie ones were taken, hotdog day afternoon, any given sundae, god drat this thread owns

extra stout fucked around with this message at 08:25 on Jul 4, 2016

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
I Really Wish It Was A Fat Deniro Thread So I Could Use The Beerhunter

Him
Oct 9, 2015

Not really my image but hey...

Him fucked around with this message at 08:30 on Jul 4, 2016

A CISHET SHITLORD
Sep 10, 2014

LOURDE OF THE SHITS
Pillbug
Oh look what a surprise, gbs hates men

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

A CISHET SHITLORD posted:

Oh look what a surprise, gbs hates men

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Pound_Coin posted:

could be worse, he could be making another family comedy

Hey, Pound Coin. Remember when your gimmick was c/ping weird porn stories?

A CISHET SHITLORD
Sep 10, 2014

LOURDE OF THE SHITS
Pillbug
Seriously, a talented and successful man can't put on a little weight without you bunch of sexist virgins judging him based solely on his looks? Typical. You know you'd all sleep with him in a heartbeat irl

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

I'd say "hello" to his little friend! :smug:

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cnut
May 3, 2016

Al Pistachio

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