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Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


Is it cool? Sometimes I feel like its probably not even that great but I don't know.

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Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
It sucks close thread.

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


amityville anus posted:

It sucks close thread.

I want more opinions

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx
It sucks

RestingB1tchFace
Jul 4, 2016

Opinions are like a$$holes....everyone has one....but mines the best!!!
It tingles in your pants.

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!
Unknown

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe
I think they like smile at you sometimrs or something but im alweays like omg does she like me wtf oh my god oh no what do I do and I hide.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
https://youtu.be/RdLVQty9Jho

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


SHISHKABOB posted:

I think they like smile at you sometimrs or something but im alweays like omg does she like me wtf oh my god oh no what do I do and I hide.

Well. I can tell by the way you post that you have no clue what its like, so im going to disregard this...

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Might as well ask what it's like to be rich op

A CISHET SHITLORD
Sep 10, 2014

LOURDE OF THE SHITS
Pillbug
It makes your peepee feel funny and then sends you into a blind panic




















lol jk I have no loving clue

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe

Carmant posted:

Well. I can tell by the way you post that you have no clue what its like, so im going to disregard this...

um I have had TWO girlfriends.

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


SHISHKABOB posted:

um I have had TWO girlfriends.

Girls usually date guys they arent attracted to

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
:feelsgood:

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

amityville anus posted:

It sucks close thread.

Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay


It's bad. They start acting weird.

snuggle baby luvs hugs
Aug 30, 2005
girls smile back at me when I smile at them

Jabronie
Jun 4, 2011

In an investigation, details matter.

never trust an elf posted:

girls smile back at me when I smile at them

i work from home too

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
They are so novice at it that it become a unattractive thing.

Women need to learn to "woo", yo.

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
Her tits are huge with big bullet nipples and she booty calls me at 4 am.
I'm more of an rear end man; this is sad

snuggle baby luvs hugs
Aug 30, 2005

VendaGoat posted:

They are so novice at it that it become a unattractive thing.

Women need to learn to "woo", yo.

:rolleyes:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Suck my dick, yo.

Womyn Capote
Jul 5, 2004


Sometimes when I'm having sex it just seems really bizarre like she is some kind of facehugger alien parasite except on my dick.

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


Champenema posted:

Her tits are huge with big bullet nipples and she booty calls me at 4 am.
I'm more of an rear end man; this is sad

Interesting. Ive had sex but it is usually depressing. I wonder what it would be like to have a girl want to have sex with you? Thanks for your help.

snuggle baby luvs hugs
Aug 30, 2005

VendaGoat posted:

Suck my dick, yo.

sounds like you already got the ladies lined up

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
don't date girls, just ask a gay guy to suck you off already joy boy

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

extra stout posted:

don't date girls, just ask a gay guy to suck you off already joy boy

And those boys love doing it.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
If a girl thinks you are attractive, then she ain't.

That's my experience.

clone on the phone
Aug 5, 2003

It makes me feel kinda funny. Like when I used to climb the rope in gym class.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
I'm gonna go play doom. Ya'll have fun.

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

it can be good it can be bad such is life

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

they show they titties and flash the 'giner

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer
It's like an electrical current running through both your bodies. Electricity is dangerous. Stay safe OP!

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I'm always just like wtf is wrong with this chick lol, she must be into weirdos.

Skypizza
Dec 19, 2015

Geek
Usually it is girls that are less attractive than you that are attracted to you, so honestly it feels like a burden trying not to hurt them.

BLARGHLE
Oct 2, 2013

But I want something good
to die for
To make it beautiful to live.
Yams Fan

im gaye posted:

it can be good it can be bad such is life

Is life :shrug:

What a strange trick

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Skypizza posted:

Usually it is girls that are less attractive than you that are attracted to you, so honestly it feels like a burden trying not to hurt them.

The Goon Man's Burden.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Sometimes when I wake up my girlfriend sees me and she's not constantly vomiting because of my face.
Those are the good time days.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Skypizza posted:

Usually it is girls that are less attractive than you that are attracted to you, so honestly it feels like a burden trying not to hurt them.

It's literally 90% attitude and 10% physical composition for me tbh.

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Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer
One time a girl was attracted to me and I coulda sex'd her, but I didn't want to.

Okay thanks for listening.

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