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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
I'm going to go out on my front porch and watch my neighbors put on a special.

Nobody loving cares.

I'm gonna be sipping Tennessee loopy juice and enjoying the poo poo, even though I'm in a state that "exempts" some fireworks.

Who give a rat poo poo? As long as everyone is on at the end of night, do what the gently caress you will. you loving shining diamonds.

Cheers!

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BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUlIOw4-3RM

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
No it's not.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

You smell like chum.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
There's nowhere in the US where it's 12am yet

You're not from America

Bleh Maestro
Aug 30, 2003
One more year until we have a president that Makes our Country Great Again!

e: And we'll know it because he'll keep the hat on during presidency

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
I dont follow

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

Are those lyrics from a rap song OP?

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
God save the queen. :perfect:

Ghosts!
Jan 6, 2004
I smoked some ribs for the fourth of july. They were tasty and i will continue eat then over the next couple of days. USA!

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Ghosts! posted:

I smoked some ribs for the fourth of july. They were tasty and i will continue eat then over the next couple of days. USA!

Would like an invite next year.

Ghosts!
Jan 6, 2004
You are certainly welcome, provided you are willing to travel to the great state of Delaware!

I am also making carnitas tomorrow because they taste awesome.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Jellidelic
Nov 28, 2011

i already hosed up my hand playing with fireworks and its not even the fourth yet but i did it for my country so

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo
















kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo

it's a goddamn beautiful thing

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
just can't bring myself to care

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine
all it did was make me late for work because of police blocking traffic for fireworks. fick off america

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo

gnarlyhotep posted:

just can't bring myself to care

cool

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
im working tomorrow night. i havent had a 4th of july were i havent been working or incarcerated since 2010 lmao

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo

the great deceiver posted:

im working tomorrow night. i havent had a 4th of july were i havent been working or incarcerated since 2010 lmao

god bless amercia

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

the great deceiver posted:

i havent had a 4th of july were i havent been working or incarcerated since 2010 lmao

You must not be that great at deceiving, lmao

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona

Crow_Rodeo posted:

god bless amercia

land of the free lol

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona

gnarlyhotep posted:

You must not be that great at deceiving, lmao

no thats the great deception *exhales huge bong hit*

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

value-brand cereal
May 2, 2008


A great start so far, thank you!!

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
http://i.imgur.com/8dVWdvM.gifv

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp
Way better than Canada day.

kindermord
Jun 5, 2003
ducks is chickens with swimmy toes

Bleh Maestro posted:

One more year until we have a president that Makes our Country Great Again!

a preview of trump's america

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Fireworks, tits, and liquor. I fuckin' love the 4th.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

the great deceiver posted:

im working tomorrow night. i havent had a 4th of july were i havent been working or incarcerated since 2010 lmao

Haha you're poor human garbage, a criminal working on a holiday lmao :911:

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona

bradzilla posted:

Haha you're poor human garbage, a criminal working on a holiday lmao :911:

lol its pretty funny if u think about it

PromethiumX
Mar 5, 2003
Lets get a running count of number of body parts lost by those who are too loving stupid to light the fireworks on the ground / not hold it too long.

This is a holiday for thinning the herd.

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010
I put some flag buntings out on the front porch. America, gently caress yeah!

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist
I'm gonna go to Coney Island and watch Matt Stonie eat a shitload of hot dogs.

lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
That's the date!

SEGA Ass Fisting
Feb 15, 2012

KEEP IT TIGHT!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZEdtcnnO80

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Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
I'm going to post on gbs :getin:

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