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why the gently caress do all you nerds jerk off to this game? i just bought it and its literally unplayable. Intro is badass the premise is sweet then i get in control and it throws a loving mouse cursor in my face and tells me how to play the loving game with an xbox controller. yea let me just spend another 2 hours figuring out what the gently caress to do and let me go buy a controller i can use to play the game. id rather hang myself
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Grody posted:i just bought it HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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Jul 4, 2016 10:19
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Git gud idiot loser
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Jul 4, 2016 10:20
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Cool thread
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Jul 4, 2016 10:21
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Jul 4, 2016 10:25
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Can you stop posting pictures of yourself
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Jul 4, 2016 10:29
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"eugh this game wants me to play it using a loving controller??! gently caress this wait till GBS hears about this poo poo!!"
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Jul 4, 2016 10:35
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I don't like you. Or this game
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Jul 4, 2016 10:35
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It is indeed dumb and bad. The only people who like it are people who can sink 12 hours into a video game every day of the week, so infer from that what you will
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Jul 4, 2016 10:37
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Chinatown posted:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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Jul 4, 2016 10:37
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Gobblecoque posted:"eugh this game wants me to play it using a loving controller??! gently caress this wait till GBS hears about this poo poo!!" Is there no mouse + keyboard controls? gently caress that. PC MASTER RACE.
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Jul 4, 2016 10:45
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Jul 4, 2016 10:46
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Dork Quarrels.
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Jul 4, 2016 10:47
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Dude, get a controller. Keyboards were designed for typing, not for playing video games. It makes no sense to play a game with a drat keyboard. Buy the thing that was designed to play games with.
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Jul 4, 2016 10:48
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controllers are wack as gently caress but someone should have told you before you bought dark souls that you can't really play it without one. I have a barely played copy of dark souls 1 because i sold the ps3 controller i was using to play it lol
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Jul 4, 2016 11:03
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But DUDE the lore! The LORE! There's no story and you don't know what to do but like, everything you pick up has some stupid loving diary stapled to it telling you what some dude was doing when he died or some poo poo so you just make the story up yourself ITS SO GOOD
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Jul 4, 2016 11:06
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There's lore? I just remember a lot of really weird, terse dialogue you can read if you stop long enough to read it you get brutally rear end smashed by something
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Jul 4, 2016 11:11
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Grody posted:why the gently caress do all you nerds jerk off to this game? i just bought it and its literally unplayable. Intro is badass the premise is sweet then i get in control and it throws a loving mouse cursor in my face and tells me how to play the loving game with an xbox controller. yea let me just spend another 2 hours figuring out what the gently caress to do and let me go buy a controller i can use to play the game. id rather hang myself ok grandpa
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Jul 4, 2016 11:28
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yea op it sucks but think about this for a moment: so do you
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Jul 4, 2016 11:31
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hemophilia posted:There's lore? Yeh but you have to find seven secret walls or some poo poo and its hidden in the bottom of a lake at he bottom of the tree it's really obscure but TOTALLY worth it even though it's just a pair of shoes that say, "In the time before cinder, Gerry had thought to travel the world. These battered shoes are all that remain of his dream." And they give you like, 5% resistance to fire, maybe. makes you think, though.
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Jul 4, 2016 11:34
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you can play it with keyboard + mouse controls. I did. 70+ hours and it was glorious. commence getting gud
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Jul 4, 2016 11:37
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dork lols
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Jul 4, 2016 11:51
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I've seen dudes beat it with rock band drums k&m is no excuse for not owning o&s 
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Jul 4, 2016 12:01
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Drunken Baker posted:I've seen dudes beat it with rock band drums k&m is no excuse for not owning o&s https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5m2a2dLdZ0M&hd=1
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Jul 4, 2016 12:04
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Behead those who insult Dark Souls !!
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Jul 4, 2016 12:09
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thanks for letting me know op
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Jul 4, 2016 12:22
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It's no Lords of the Fallen, op. Maybe play that instead.
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Jul 4, 2016 12:34
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Keyboards are for FPS controllers are for TPS.
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Jul 4, 2016 12:54
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A CISHET SHITLORD posted:The only people who like it are people who can sink 12 hours into a video game every day of the week, so infer from that what you will not really? The obsessive games are, like, WoW and Civilization. Dark Souls is a pretty straightforward adventure. You don't grind very much and it's not a billion hours long or anything.
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Jul 4, 2016 12:58
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no you see the animations are deliberately slow and lovely. that's what makes it ***hardcore***
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Jul 4, 2016 12:59
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im the guy who spent way too long beating the four kings at SL1 just so i could invade you in undead burg and laugh about it
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Jul 4, 2016 13:10
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i watched a guy play like 5 minutes of this game years ago and it looked dumb and boring as all hell
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Jul 4, 2016 13:20
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i, however, just purchased the new DOOM game and
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Jul 4, 2016 13:21
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DARK SOULS IS THE
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Jul 4, 2016 13:24
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DOOM is the Dark Souls of FPS games. When you die you reset the level and all the enemies come back too! :o
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Jul 4, 2016 13:25
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japan has literally never produced a good video game
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Jul 4, 2016 13:27
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Dark Souls is good except for the bad parts imo
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Jul 4, 2016 13:34
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:japan has literally never produced a good video game
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Jul 4, 2016 13:37
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:japan has literally never produced a good video game pacman idiot
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U need to get DSFIX my friend. http://blog.metaclassofnil.com/?tag=dsfix Download this and put the stuff in the right folder and you will be good to go. You also need a controller because it doesn't play well with M+KB.. you would know this if you had done some research before you bought it.
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