|
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4xt_K_r0aI
|
# ? Jul 4, 2016 17:02 |
|
|
# ? Apr 19, 2024 03:27 |
|
Nefarious 2.0 posted:japan has literally never produced a good video game Then how do you explain http://www.somethingawful.com/hentai-game-reviews/battle-raper-2/ ???
|
# ? Jul 4, 2016 17:03 |
|
Lmao Japanese games are so much better, gently caress off with your fail trolling.
|
# ? Jul 4, 2016 17:12 |
|
i'm not enjoying the ironic postings in this thread. the game is good.
|
# ? Jul 4, 2016 17:21 |
|
That... that does not look like a pretty girl to me sorry I cannot recommend this game
|
# ? Jul 4, 2016 17:23 |
|
Flesh Forge posted:That... that does not look like a pretty girl to me sorry I cannot recommend this game it doesnt matter what you make your guy look like because you'll have a helmet on obscuring your face the whole time anyway
|
# ? Jul 4, 2016 17:35 |
|
Dark Souls 2 is bad. It like a high budget fan game.
|
# ? Jul 4, 2016 17:43 |
|
Op desperately needs to aquire some minor loving SKILLZ. Also ok here goes. The giant chick and the sun are both illusions. By winning the game you don't save the world it just limps along for a few more cycles. Solaire dies. Gwyn dies. drat this game is no fun to spoil. But I can say one surprising thing at least. This game is ridiculously bright, cheerful, and happy. Don't believe me? Play dark souls 3 and report back.
|
# ? Jul 4, 2016 17:44 |
|
notZaar posted:Dark Souls 2 is bad. It like a high budget fan game. No, it's really good.
|
# ? Jul 4, 2016 17:58 |
|
The Kingfish posted:No, it's really good. While I think you're opinion is dangerously wrong, I'll fight to the death to defend your right to express it.
|
# ? Jul 4, 2016 18:00 |
|
if you're mostly just interested in the combat and multiplayer i could get liking dark souls 2. it fucks up pretty much everything else
|
# ? Jul 4, 2016 18:03 |
|
I beat ds3 with kB+m and OP is right, the game is poo poo other than cutscenes and how the game looks. Otherwise you just exploit bad AI and run past everything all the time so you can roll around and sword spam some bosses. Let's play Myst instead
|
# ? Jul 4, 2016 18:17 |
|
Jesustheastronaut! posted:I beat ds3 with kB+m and OP is right, the game is poo poo other than cutscenes and how the game looks. Otherwise you just exploit bad AI and run past everything all the time so you can roll around and sword spam some bosses. Let's play Myst instead smDAMNh
|
# ? Jul 4, 2016 18:19 |
ds3 was the first ds game i played bloodborne owns, its great, but ds3 is just really boring the magic is fun i guess but i got to the endless poison swamp with the bullshit slugs and just lost interest completely
|
|
# ? Jul 4, 2016 18:20 |
|
Drunken Baker posted:But DUDE the lore! The LORE! There's no story and you don't know what to do but like, everything you pick up has some stupid loving diary stapled to it telling you what some dude was doing when he died or some poo poo so you just make the story up yourself ITS SO GOOD Wait you mean I have to... r-read? I'm sorry but I only consider poo poo a story when it's spelled out for me in a cartoonish, easy to understand voice for, you see, I am retarded.
|
# ? Jul 4, 2016 18:24 |
also in bloodborne you never really know what the hell is going on but if you have a general knowledge of Lovecraft you can pretty much fill in the blanks when I went to play DS3 the 'beginner's guide to the lore' i found online was like 80 pages of incomprehensible nerd poo poo which i didn't read so when playing DS3 i had absolutely no idea what was happening or why i was supposed to be killing everything except for some vague ideas about dragons
|
|
# ? Jul 4, 2016 18:26 |
|
Grody posted:I don't like you. Or this game i don't think anyone has posted about this yet but if you refund a game you bought during the steam sale you get a refund of what it costs now at full price so it's actually a pretty great day to be you
|
# ? Jul 4, 2016 18:28 |
|
you can also just not give any gently caress at all about the story and just play it. the story stuff is almost completely optional
|
# ? Jul 4, 2016 18:29 |
|
End Of Worlds posted:i had absolutely no idea what was happening or why i was supposed to be killing everything except for some vague ideas This is the right way to play a souls game.
|
# ? Jul 4, 2016 18:30 |
also the creepy guy with a koopa shell on his back turned me into a zombie
|
|
# ? Jul 4, 2016 18:33 |
|
The Kingfish posted:This is the right way to play a souls game. It's existential. Why anything, really. I don't know man. Just carry the fire.
|
# ? Jul 4, 2016 18:44 |
|
Drunken Baker posted:Jusat watch the Space Jam Dunk Souls video and then you don't need to play the actual game. This and also the 4th of July video by the same guy https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dBfv3cYJBEY
|
# ? Jul 4, 2016 18:56 |
|
is good game
|
# ? Jul 4, 2016 19:01 |
|
The big boobed lady is really a guy, the carpa demon is easy if you throw stuff at it, the only npc worth caring about is onion man, lastly the best weapon is dual wielding bonewheel shields. If you follow these steps you will win.
|
# ? Jul 4, 2016 19:02 |
|
End Of Worlds posted:also in bloodborne you never really know what the hell is going on but if you have a general knowledge of Lovecraft you can pretty much fill in the blanks Um the opening cutscene shows you the five bad guys to kill, then the level up lady tells you to go kill them. It's a pretty simple story, the world building stuff is just optional background info.
|
# ? Jul 4, 2016 19:08 |
|
Lime Tonics posted:The big boobed lady is really a guy, the carpa demon is easy if you throw stuff at it, the only npc worth caring about is onion man, lastly the best weapon is dual wielding bonewheel shields. actually the boob lady is an illusion created by a crossdressing waif in the image of his sister, and if you would like to watch these seventeen half-hour lore videos I think you will find th
|
# ? Jul 4, 2016 20:03 |
|
I dont think the OP is GUD yet guys, I think the OP should GIT GUD
|
# ? Jul 4, 2016 20:36 |
|
Suitaru posted:actually the boob lady is an illusion created by a crossdressing waif in the image of his sister, and if you would like to watch these seventeen half-hour lore videos I think you will find th Those videos are extremely good, the dulcet Alabama tones of Marcus aka Epic Name, Bro will soothe the most savage goon.
|
# ? Jul 4, 2016 20:39 |
|
Lunixnerd posted:I dont think the OP is GUD yet guys, I think the OP should GIT GUD first he gotta git a controller lmao
|
# ? Jul 4, 2016 20:39 |
|
games like dark souls are only for sperges that like to memorize button combos and hours long boss battles that need to be repeated if you make one mistake. HARDCORE
|
# ? Jul 4, 2016 20:43 |
|
fits my needs posted:games like dark souls are only for sperges that like to memorize button combos and hours long boss battles that need to be repeated if you make one mistake. button combos like push R1 to attack, then when that attack completes you push R1 a second time to attack again
|
# ? Jul 4, 2016 20:46 |
|
was gonna buy dark souls 3 but guess what? steam sale is over because gabe newell is a loving jerk so i guess i have to admit dark souls is a poo poo game for babies
|
# ? Jul 4, 2016 20:47 |
|
Frustration is an emotion we don't usually explore as much as we should. You can now OP
|
# ? Jul 4, 2016 20:48 |
|
I think I preferred Demon's Souls overall, OP. Give that a try.
|
# ? Jul 4, 2016 20:55 |
|
nerds like this game for being "challenging" when it is actually just really badly designed
|
# ? Jul 4, 2016 20:58 |
|
even playing it on a controller every action you take leaves you vulnerable for like a full second your dodge has no i-frames and if you die all the enemies respawn
|
# ? Jul 4, 2016 20:59 |
|
You game the system to beat the slow roll. That is the whole point of dark souls. If you play any other way ITS WRONG.
|
# ? Jul 4, 2016 21:05 |
|
Fojar38 posted:nerds like this game for being "challenging" when it is actually just really badly designed good post / custom title combo
|
# ? Jul 4, 2016 21:07 |
|
Lunixnerd posted:good post / custom title combo i tried to dodge this burn but it has perfect tracking and my own dodge move staggers me
|
# ? Jul 4, 2016 21:35 |
|
|
# ? Apr 19, 2024 03:27 |
|
Fojar38 posted:even playing it on a controller every action you take leaves you vulnerable for like a full second your dodge has no i-frames and if you die all the enemies respawn Your dodge has i-frames.
|
# ? Jul 4, 2016 21:38 |