Tony Homo posted:

Hmmmmm. Lowtax posted this thread in an attempt to cover his plot. What plot? It's quite elementary my dear Watson. Lowtax has already made Win98 mod and asked him to stop posting on his real account so that mistakes wouldn't be made. Their plan was to ban his real account and start him with his new mod account!

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I would hang it next to my medal of honor and nobel prize and olymic bronze medal

Hector Beerlioz posted:

You get them in the mail when you beat Myst

Hector Beerlioz posted:

You bet your buttcheeks they are

RaceBannon posted:

do mods get paid? ill be happy to be a really absent and uncaring mod if i can collect a small income from it.

RobattoJesus posted:

I like how GBS manages to recreate the feeling of being part of a WoW raiding guild circa 2005 but without any of the sweet purpz

RobattoJesus posted:

I can't. My pants are painted on.

CharlestonJew posted:

W98 is one of those Tibetan monks that set themselves on fire except a thousand times more gay

Frankenstyle posted:

Jerk detected! This user is on your ignore list, click to view post anyway.

Cyberventurer posted:

So what's this story about W98's shovel, anyway?

plain blue jacket posted:

win98 always seemed like a tool, why was he considered mod material?

Macnult posted:

I browse the Internet in 35mm film.

Cuckoo posted:

It's ok

If there is one thing I can say it's that GBS is full of shitflingers, but generally if they are totally against a particular person becoming a mod it's for a good reason. For example, genesplicer was well received because he was a mature, chill guy and a good poster before getting modded.

Iron Prince posted:

i've got an inbox FULL of juicy pm's and they're only like 95% people sending me either krusty or the goose.

Iron Prince posted:

zen death robot posted:

Everyone who has commented on moderation is hereby disqualified from being a mod

Wee Stubby Nublet posted:

*grins* ZDR, there will come a time, perhaps one day off in the future when you don't seem quite so busy, when I will come to you telling you a story - the complete story, not just snippets. It is on that day that you are to remind yourself of these words above here that you say. Those words add to the cringe-factor in such a remarkable way; just delightful.


*smile broadens, thinks to self, "again he is correct here!" and claps hands, grinning like a loon*

zen death robot posted:

Yes. That's why I'm an admin.

opus111 posted:

I still cant believe that any mod or gbs superstar encouraged win98 to act the way he does instead of trying to encourage him to stop posting.

Larry Parrish posted:

Can't believe the attempted murderer who got a commemorative tattoo for the time he almost killed someone in cold blood is weird. It's just not possible

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

which actually described LadyAmbien to a tee

Chief McHeath posted:

What other things does PM stand for? All I can think of is Penis Mangler.

autoaim.cfg posted:

Serious post: This is what's wrong with GBS x.x right here.

Anyone who even remotely tries to contribute actual content in a lovely thread gets shat upon.

Well, that's a homosexual deceased forum then, right there.

En-fuckin'-joy!




P.S. And now you shall never know the saga of the lurid transsexual entanglement between Oswald and FemFatale. I won't spill.

Sucks to be you.

autoaim.cfg posted:

Ok, so I wasn't as funny or entertaining as I thought I was...

My bad... my bad....


I'm afraid my dick stays in my pants, lest I give y'all nightmares and fever dreams about elephants and I just bopped my wife over the head that one time, so there's nothing more really to say about that. We were shitfaced drunk, we got into an argument and I brained her. End of. Both story and marriage.

Ultimate Shrek Fan posted:

how is this such a big deal that lowtax has to mingle with the commoners and post a thread about this and lol @ ladyambien strongly encouraging windows 98 to take a break from posting. lol grow up, it's an internet forum you guys aren't trading state secrets here.

Weird BIAS posted:

possible but his apartment burnt down the other week

Killed a Girl in 96 posted:

make me a mod. i would be a good candidate because i am experienced in Microsoft Excel and have severe issues with authority.

Saint Isaias Boner posted:

except those two leather daddies who gave me a hotel key (turns out they wanted something more than an asskicking)

Shaquin posted:

they werent even together at the time either by his own words lmao

LadyAmbien posted:

Your time has come














to die.

CharlestonJew posted:

Trade dgsw for this guy